Coasting At Work General

Who here is just coasting at work right now until they retire next year?

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I've been coasting at work since I started working lmao.

This

I have been working like 4 days a month for 6 years. now been waiting to retire on crypto for couple years. Been on goverment gibs the whole time

I only have 1400USD in crypto atm but I basically just shitpost from work all day anyway when I'm not doing my actual job. It's comfy enough, I really just want a car and a house, I don't need to retire to make it. I just want to support a wife and kids without getting divorce raped.

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I've put in about six hours of honest work since March. I should just quit but I don't want to have to pull out even a cent of my crypto gains

>I should just quit but I don't want to have to pull out even a cent of my crypto gains
This is the main reason I keep working

I've been doing the absolute bare minimum since March lockdown, I had my annual review last week and my pajeet manager said "there's room for growth" but because I've been here for 2 years I automatically get promoted/payrise.

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This pretty much. Hoping I've gone up in the redundancy pecking order so I can her a sweet payout and chill next year. Sadly there are many wastes of space ahead of me.

>work construction.
>Don't bust ass but put in a good effort.
>Could get a better job but co-workers are all shut ins and prob won't get the meme flu at the club
>Keep my job cause I show up every day.
>Buy crypto and hodl.
>/Cozy/
>Haven't been effected by meme flu.
>Already planning on cashing out into real estate and living off that.
>450-600k and I never work again.
>That's like 2btc.
>Can grow chickens and sell eggs if I need worthless FIAT.

sad thing is my coasting is my co-workers full effort which just makes me look better

I worked in the field for a long time, but now I moved into the office and I cost estimate now.
I get to work around 8:45am and I leave no later than 4 every day (usually I’m gone by 2:30-3:00)
Barely do any work.
Maybe 5-6 hrs a week tops
>make 85k a year with great benefits
I’m just sitting on my crypto stack
>put 15% of salary into retirement with company 5%match
>max out additional Roth IRA
>live off the rest of my salary, and even have plenty extra to put into stocks and more crypto

I’m probably gonna keep this job for as long as I’m able to keep this situation.
If crypto goes as high as we all hope, I’ll cash out, buy a beach house and chill for the rest of my life.

coasting since day one

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Since the coof hit my wage cage has decided to supplement responsibilities and provide no insight or training to me. i used to work in the field do installations, but now I'm doing help tickets, handling ticket assignments to other departments, data and failure analysis, bitch work basically. I know what to do because I figured it out on my own but told no one I knew and consistently miss deadlines, ghost clients, and play dumb under the guise of "ah jeez I had no idea. when can I get some training on this process...I'm just a field tech remember?"

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Since COVID came along I've been basically "working" from home.

I do fuck all every day and I'm paid a salary of about $110,000 a year. I used to enjoy this job but the company has gone to shit and it's time to move on, thing is, I'm so fucking comfy where I am, I'm earning good money for doing fuck all, I send, maybe two emails or so a week, no one bothers me.

I used to take pride in my work, but realised it doesn't matter, just become an anonymous cog in a corporate machine and chug on with it. I will look for a new job in the new year, I miss the challenge, and actually delivering shit.

Degenerates

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Ha. I was wondering if others were doing this as well.

>this larp
lmao

>I used to take pride in my work, but realised it doesn't matter
that's the thing. i realised at some point recently that putting actual effort into work is largely under appreciated and usually goes unnoticed and you ultimately don't get any bonus from it. what's the point of putting 100% of your energy into work for x money when you can just not do that, do something relatively mediocre and still get x money.

Ive been coasting for past 2 years showing up stoned all the time sleeping at work gaming at work finally got fired without cause last month 26 weeks pay put it all in litecoin at $80

It's all the truth, friend.

Yep, might as well just coast along for the same reward as everyone else, at this point I'm basically pushing it to see how far I can take it.

You could just spend company time learning and progressing in other fields.

I’m not that far off from him and I worked for 15 minutes yesterday.

Top 10 XRP wallet here, I'm with you

I already have, I went out and got some industry standard qualifications and passed some additional exams. I just don't have the same motivation or drive that I used to, I think it's because we're all stuck at home.

based as fuck. wish i had done this when i started working

Hitler photo ruins this. Terrible

>put in max effort
>receive extra work for no extra pay
>stop putting in max effort

fucking based image
honest to god m8, kill youself please

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Just have to find some shit that actually interests you.

Yeah once we get to the summer, I'm out of here. Also, my boss is a passive aggressive cunt manlet. He's also jealous of me because i'm almost a decade younger than he is and I'm already way more successful than he was at my age. He loves to be condescending and bark orders at me. I can't wait to walk up to him on my last day and just flick him in the face.

>Oy vey don’t insult the poor Jews
Kys

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Work from home has been a blessing, and because I’m working with a huge team, it’s so poorly coordinated and communication is so bad that my managers think I’m way more productive than I actually am.
Motivation took a massive hit too when they froze everybody’s pay since covid hit. They want more, they can pay me more.

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>They want more, they can pay me more.
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