The IRS won't get a single dime of my crypto profits. Not one.
The IRS won't get a single dime of my crypto profits. Not one
Jaxon King
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Ryder Scott
Pls splain how?
Charles Phillips
(based)
Colton Rivera
UNDENIABLY BASED
Christian Torres
BASED , MINE NEITHER THE TAX AGENCIES CAN FUCK OFF.
They are askign if we hold crypto, they don't ask boomers if they hold 7 houses and 3 cars they bought to hedge against 40 years of dxy going to shit.
THEY CAN FUCK OFF
Christian Davis
never sell
Luis Martin
>tfw you will never ever ever be American
Hudson Thompson
>the year is 2021
>Jews on suicide watch
>Fed, bankers, and IRS scrambling
>sends out letters of incoming audits
>the citidel is formed out of a group of autistic neo nazi quadrillionaires
>they buy out every single employee of the IRS.
>start a new organization dedicated to making Jews pay reparations to the rest of the world.
Mason Ortiz
You WILL pay your taxes. It's not optional.
You can rape children. Commit war crimes against brown people. Poison civilians. Commit psychological human experimentation. But, the one thing you can't do is not pay your taxes.
You have no choice. We will fucking take everything you own and rape your family. You will pay your fucking taxes.
Jeremiah Powell
t. NOT greek
Kevin Long
So for hypothetical sake, say I pulled 5k out of coinbase today. How the fuck can the government know I did that? its not tied to my social at all.
Brayden Flores
>you WILL pay your taxes
Christopher Bennett
Heh guys. Friendly question on how to reduce taxes from earnings? Could I start an LLC and claim myself to be a trader with which I pay myself all of my gains?
Jayden Flores
Kek. They will just take them. They can literally take anything you own with no court order. Your only recourse is to try to fight it in a special kangaroo court literally run by the IRS.
Jaxon Price
Burden of proof is on the IRS. If you never cash out, how can they prove how much you've made?
>no officer that "electronic wallet" is not mine sir.
>i lost that 30 grand on Uniswap and lost my hardware wallet sirs
Only argument is you'll never be able to cash out but at the rate we're going BTC will be the only global currency and cashing out will never be desirable.
Brody Allen
So how do you transfer them to your ((bank)) or use them for real profits?
Christian Hall
dangerously BASED OP, niggers and single mothers aren't seeing one fucking penny of my money
Aaron Howard
>Burden of proof is on the IRS
Oh you sweet summer child.
Jacob Reyes
>mAN in ID
based moonman poster
NEVER SELLING
Christian Russell
Are they asking if we own crypto or if we sold crypto? Because I've NEVER SOLD and WILL NEVER SELL so I'm pretty sure I can avoid their stupid question.
Kayden Gray
To based to be human
Andrew Cook
You can't out-legal the kikes
Anthony Perez
but you still owe taxes on crypto to crypto even if you never sold
Levi Sullivan
THE GOYIM KNOW
Zachary Fisher
hmmm not sure what a virtual currency is
Jonathan Reed
Idk that dude that flew a plane into the IRS building made them shid their pants pretty hard. If people started tarring and feathering IRS employees they would have a hard time collecting taxes.
Justin Ortiz
Aw fuck. Oh well, coinbase will rat me out anyway I'll answer it but since I've never once sold for fiat they can fuck right off. I also make a point of doing my uniswaps on the same day as I buy the ETH in the first place and don't swing so there's basically nothing to tax anyway.
Ultimate plan is to make it big, hire a genius tax accountant, and shelter everything in shell corporations in tax havens.
Carson Harris
I made 400 wow gold farming killing bores in the arathi highlands. how do I report that.
Jace Robinson
Probably wow gold and neopets.
Carson Thomas
Sorry to double post but I would say that most tokens don't qualify as "virtual currencies", so LINK and PNK and whatever other tokens there are really shouldn't mean you have to check the yes box.
Ryder Diaz
>I can out-legalism people who've used legalism to get their way for millenia
Fucking kek. irs.gov