I heard you have some bitcoins user, tell me more

that's a man

>I also have some stinky linkies.
>get on your knees, slut.

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>why yes, i will send you 10000 crypto coins for your services
>send dogecoin

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Kek. It's odd that I am certain you are a straight man larping, because I do this as well.... but I have found it to be a slippery slope. Very slippery slope indeed, if you know what I mean

>sends it in bitbeans

Name for a mobilefag?

>implying a coal burner would breastfeed

this is your brain on cucked porn everyone

Who?

may i call you mista?

coomers detected, prayi

More like:
>phone rings
>humm yeah miss a model agency gave me your number Im bitcoin user
>yeah sure Ill pay the flight and the stay at a 5 star hotel no problem dear.
>Cant wait to see you bye.

Learn to hire high class hookers my lucky dudes.

>not a tranny

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What did user mean by this?

WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU
*pulls out handgun and puts it up against her head while I grab her by the throat*
I MEAN IT TELL ME WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT
*she starts struggling*
*I pistol whip her across the face until she stops*
Now don't make me ask again, tell me exactly who told you I have bitcoin and where they are right now
*turn on my voice recorder*
*she tearfully tells me a name*
Good now sit the fuck down
*seat her at the table with a pen and paper*
Now write down the name and location of everyone who knows I have bitcoin, and I swear to god if you don't list everyone I'll fucking kill you here and now
*dial my hitman on retainer on my phone using VOIP over TOR and behind 7 proxies*
Jason, we've got work to do. Someone found out.

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Based
Tell her you heard she loves dogs

Based and schizo posted.

legit

/thread

Dont take the meds
Dont go to sleep
They can only take your coins when you're sleeping

>can't stop seeing traps

people think you just waltz into the citadel one day with your cold wallet, easy, like boarding a plane. It's not easy. It takes will. It takes commitment. You have to *earn* your place in that citadel, and *keep* it, even if it costs you your humanity.

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Based

>by the time it arrives it's actually worth $200

You will never get my bitcorns, get lost REEEEEEE! I will not give in to your schemes reee pee pee poo poo shitfart.
Ain't nothing more satisfying than rejecting a wamen, because YOU CAN