How do I short this?

How do I short this?

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I stopped giving a shit about this vaccine when they said you'll still have to wear masks and socially distance.

Honestly, just let it run its course. I don't care if it kills a billion people.

You click the options trade tab and short Pfizer lol

>the evil mastermind couldn't just lie and say he got it
dumbass

>just test my experimental "vaccine" for the "virus" for me goyim
>it won't sterilize you, i promise
>look, here's obama and hillary, people you can really trust to tell the truth injecting themselves with water to prove it works and is real!

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kek

maybe the objective is to sow discontent and conspiracy

You have to be a complete fucking moron to take this experimental mRNA vaccine. Even normal vaccines take years of trials and data collection before they get approved by the FDA. This one has been rushed through in a matter of months. And not only that, but it's an entirely new class of drug that's never ever been used before. It's basically disingenuous to even call it a "vaccine" when it's more akin to the process that scientists use to grow peptides like insulin in E. coli cultures.

Yeah, instead of a normal vaccine, let's inject mRNA into people, causing their own cells to produce viral antigens and display them on cell surfaces, thereby leading to our immune systems attacking our own cells indiscriminately. What could possibly go wrong there.

And remember, part of the deal with the expedited FAD approval was that Pfizer can't be sued for anything bad that happens with this :^)

The worst thing is that people think this vaccine will somehow make things "normal" again. It doesn't stop you from getting covid or even spreading it. It just gives you anti-bodies to fight it if you have it. It's also apparently good for ~90 days, so you'll have to take numerous boosters indefinitely. I won't be surprised if we never open back up fully again.

what are you some kind of fucking doctor?
take the FEV or stay at home forever
your choice cattle

technically yes.

>take the FEV or stay at home forever
Unironically the future. "immunity pass" and all that shit. At least right now it's going to be possible to easily game the system and have forged "proof of vaccination". But who knows how long the loopholes will last, and then they'll start requiring microdot tattoos and such before being able to go anywhere or do anything or hold employment.

you still have a job?
lol why are you on biz

>Zig Forums is only NEETs
bruh

also if the GBR plays out the way we all hope it does I'll be able to retire in a year anyway.

>also if the GBR plays out the way we all hope it does I'll be able to retire in a year anyway.
to the golden bull run user san

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TAKE THE VACCIN AND YOUR BODY WILL LEARN TO ATTACK ITSELF, YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS LIKE A FIREWALL CRAFTED BY NATURE OVER A PERIOD OF MANY MILLIONS OF YEARS, THEY ARE GOING TO FUCK AROUND WITH IT, WATCH WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THE HARMFUL MUTATIONS AND THE IMMUNE RESPONSES.

I recently read some good scientific article about the dangers, it's not fud, it's real, never going to take this piece of shit commercial vaccin. Sure Biden does it on tv, he is like what? 80? why would he care about the effects 10-20 years from now, but for the general population, take the risk to safe the commercial interests of others? no fucking way

>Albert Bourla (Greek: Άλμπερτ Μπουρλά, born 21 October 1961) is a Greek business executive and veterinarian who serves as the chairman and chief executive officer of the American pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer.

>Bourla was born and raised in Thessaloniki, Greece.[2] Born into a Thessalonian Jewish family, he earned his doctorate in the biotechnology of reproduction at Aristotle University of Thessaloniki's Veterinary School.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Bourla

Biden just got a saline shot anyway.

>bruh

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The entire white house is just also waiting to give everyone else a fair chance to get it ;)

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>what do you mean you're not getting vaccinated didn't you hear the NBA is going to vaccinate all their players? Do you think you're smarter than lebron????

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EVERY FUCKING TIME

Mikael Dolsten (head of Pfizer's vaccine research) is also Jewish.

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Good maybe it will get the cattle off their asses to overthrow these evil tyrants, if not they deserve their fate as a submissive slave class.

Holy shit. They're trying to assassinate Trump with the vaccine. What the fuck.