In three words describe your first time having sexual intercourse!a

It's wierder than you think

Plastered small black

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On the one hand, she was a virgin, so had no idea and just thought I was some uberchad because I fucked her on & off for hours.
On the other hand, that fucking pain. Holy shit.
Never felt such pain before.

>uncle Jerry ;(

I didn’t cum

Niggers. Tongue. Anus

It wasn't consensual

What? You asked for 3 words, I wrote them. What's so weird about it?

i choose picachu

Normalniggers get out

Nothing I'm joshin u

Nothing was gained.

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Will never happen.

Fuck off to Zig Forums
All of you

Nigga Cock Balls

wait this is /pol?

jesus christ...... truly a dead board

It didn't fit

no gay, amazing id

I'm Gonna CUUUUUM

Whos Josh? What's he got to do with it?

Explain

Need more info

still hasn’t happened

stinky drunk pussy

>do I pay first or...

could barely get hard due to pressure, was so excited

girl thought there was something wrong with her, lul

Single Black Mom

I was underaged.

Ahhh a man of culture and high taste

I got bribed.

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>Where's the hole?

East Asian Masseuse

>where's your dick?

Payed for pussy

fat titless tindernegress

>my knees hurt

Two stroke Loui

I was eleven

Candy Raver Slut

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nice joke op

big fat titties

Grandad fingered me

Rub and cum

Never gonna happen

I regret it

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orgy, accidental incest

>I was underaged

TES Oblivion Necromancer

Best post

Imagine the smell

uncle noooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dead on floor

Sex is overrated

Best friend's girl.

Sister came first

Succubus, now alimony

Mmm, OK.

>Be me
>36, wizard, thinking 40-Year Old Virgin is a documentary of my life
>Somehow manage to attract a solid 8/10 girl
>Explain to her it's my first time but after like two decades of watching pr0n I have capital-I Ideas about what I'd like to try
>fear.jpg
>Undress her slowly in front of a mirror, make her cum with my fingers (seriously how the fuck can you retards not locate the clit?)
>Push her down on the bed and eat her out
>Missionary after that
>She cums like two dozen times
>Wait to recover, she wanted our first time to be romantic and after that kinky, tie her up, put collar on her, etc
>We're now engaged

Maybe there's hope for us all, anons.

analed my coworker.

imagine the smell

> came in seconds

I loved her

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sloppy sixty-nine

> mom stop it

Based ID

It's lower down

Room temperature pussy

hahaha

Couldn't Stay Hard

Is it in?

my butthole bled

Came too fast

Not enough spit.

wouldn't stop bleeding

Couldn't stop fartin

Came too fast.

Very Wilde Cowgirl

Kek
> she couldnt stop farting ( 4 times)
> Dont get me wrong femanon i really appreciate and rather enjoy this "69" thing
> but pretty sure i cant take another 65 of those

I kept fartin and they smelled really bad. I could see she wasn't havin a good time and she even gagged at one point but I was able to ejaculate and she even moaned a bit. My butt sweat combined with the farts and I left a stink print on her bed and her friends would always joke about taking turns smelling my roast beef egg fart spot on the bed

Bust a nut

That's four words

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Couldn't get hard

This is Slidethread

>my first what?

Came in 5

>"Did it break!?"

Four words

We love you aussie friend

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>Never spoke again

This is me

R A R E

She was tight

>Vagina Needs Stretching

Threesome, two girls.

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Father Dan no

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Came to fast

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fucking kek

Cringy bondage attempts

Will never happen.

Worse than masturbating

Unrelated but does anyone else fucking hate Shinji? Worst character ever.

premium b8, kudos O.P.

Sure. Three words for my experience.
>I raped her.
Three words for her experience.
>She liked it.
No, I'm not memeing.

Incredibly based

bless your cunt

autistic, like me

Hard to finish.

Non exist ant

it went soft

Her friend watched

raped your sister

Kek

Oof based

VIRGIN BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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masturbation was better

I’m not a whore, so I haven’t had sex and won’t until marriage.

Still love her!

I’m 23

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Now ima dad

It was okay

>not a whore
But are you fat?

Do y’all think that losing one’s virginity has the same meaning for both sexes in terms of emotional bonding?

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What the what?

Bind. Torture. Kill

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Underage anorexic slut

>people all around

UP. THE. BUM.

Ginger ,thorny,and awkward

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Our wedding night

Both were 15

goddamnit user /thread

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>Our wedding night

_SHIT_ where do you find WOMEN who would or even COULD say that??? MEN, on the other hand...

these days it seems EVERY FEMALE OVER the age of 14 has been CHERRY POPPED by some GOD DAMNED CHAD...

(and acts like "pic related")

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the condom broke

21 with roommate

that was 8 years ago, now she's my wife

Awkward and fumbly.

Playboy centerfold hot.

"is it safe ?"

no condom

Erectionless with condom.

black and yellow

doesn't have penis

i ran away

Extremely boring 0/10

i was underage

Hooker in HongKong

> black and yellow
Every single time (see flag)
Colony collapse syndrome caused by jews
> dude you sexed a bumble bee

it was meh

fat hooker swallows