AUS/POL - GET READY EDITION

But how goods the food aye

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does anyone know if its possible to get the corona supplement and job keeper, i know some people are getting over $1200 a week as uni students in schomo government gibs

>is it possible to get dry water
No, it's kinda mutually exclusive.

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>Are you anons ready for the coming collapse?
I have a rest hear rate of 35 beats per minute and when I run into a 18 year old getting his skull smeared into the ground by a group of Sudanese niggers I did consider the fact I could be forced to kill said niggers and I was ok with it (I beat them around and scared them off).

not the pill i wanted but know its possible and people are getting it, maybe i will ask the trannies over in r9k

We should focus on the chink virus first then once that's sorted we can move onto covid 19

Sydney is chinked.com

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They probably lied to cenno and are scamming it

When is Sydney going to get a space colony droppen on them?

>i know people are getting dry water
>because i really want dry water
>so i should be able to get dry water
Good luck with that, mate.

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>i saw someone else getting dry water irl
>isnt dry water tax evasion or fraud or something
> anyone worked out a way to get dry water legally?

thanks for the good luck, although i know its possible i think i still need it

also if your wondering dry water can be obtained roughly by getting youth allowance gibs, while also having a boss that puts you on jobkeeper because hospitality sector has tanked, whether or not the alphabet boys will catch you is what im curious about

i would call it less dry water more double dipping

fuck lads just praised Him felt great. might praise Him again later idk.

lol why don't they just say yes?

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>coopers
never liked their beers despite living in SA for 3 years and thats all they drink here

why do you hate australia?

what the FUCK why is my phone screenshot resolution that high

it tastes bad compared to carlton dry or great northern

Somebody throw a roo burger on the barbie for me.

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Because it's a shithole.

You just keep drinking those overseas beers mate

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dont care, its embedded more into australian culture than most beers.

I would rather be sober than drink carlton dry and Im an alcoholic.

besides the green one coopers is shit id rather give my money to the based nips and drink traditional aussie beers

Small country town; pretty comfy.

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i agree. i can stand the pale ale on tap and sometimes the session ale. rest taste weird and are not for me.

They’re just half arsed shit

yea kinda, they do a good job with the mainstream ones but the niche ones suck

If beer tax wasn’t so high people could support all these hipster poofs and their independent brands more

fucking jewish govt tax us for everything and still have no money to properly run the country lmao. beer hipsters need to not create crap beer either.

But if they ever became popular they’d sell out to nip beer corp like little creatures did so who gives a shit

True it’s just poncy and weird there’s clearly not much talent going on

not in this country anyways. its all shit tier versions of proper brand beers and they charge out the ass for it

A girl wants to hookup lads, what do

go for it ya dumb cunt. doesnt matter how ugly they are. a root is a root.

Remind her we are in a lockdown and social distancing ins enforce. Also that being a whore reduced her value as a woman.

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bitch it and post of Zig Forums

>Are you anons ready for the coming collapse?
says increasingly nervous happeningposter for the twelfth time this year

>Do it.

I've already had a random friday night hook up with some cucks wife. Nice and relaxed now

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9news.com.au/national/queanbeyan-stabbing-attack-teenager-jailed-over-murder-writing-isis-in-blood/432ea185-0a9f-400c-aab9-04d6c468b20e

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the guy they killed was literally a pakistani muslim....

Update, she's been postponed until tomorrow night lads.

My suburb is 9.1% coloured

I'm now Contemplating moving not gonna lie

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This fuckin dickhead with his shit eating grin:

>WANT TO GO TO THE PUB? DOWNLOAD THE APP
The Prime Minister has urged Australians to download the COVIDSafe App, tempting it as "the ticket" to easing restrictions on businesses like pubs and clubs.
"Now if that isn't an incentive for Australians to download CovidSafe on a Friday, I don't know what is. [The app] is a prerequisite to even getting to that conversation," said Mr Morrison.

Every cunt at work is already sucking on the dick of this Corona tracker app. It's only going to get worse now

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this is so sad. Poor birdies. Conspiritards will say it's muh 5gee lol
the fact they put "Oceanian" as an actual ethnicity when it refers to cunts who put "Australian" for ancestry is major gayness

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>martial law is enforced
With what?

thanks for the update cunt

it's not 9.1 . Add the curries and gooks and it's 12.3 or 15.5 if you count gayreeks as shitskins. It's too late
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Chocs bra

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Flag looks like something turncuck would approve of

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>I've always felt there's a job out there if you're willing to do it — now I'm high and dry
There is though, it's called prostitution

AAAAAHHH WTF THE ABC NOW HAS A CHINK TRANSLATED VERSION

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Funded by yours truly, the taxpayer.

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We got chink before pidgin?

The only other language I can find is Indonesian. So glad they're providing news services to the enemy now, so tolerant!

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They're terrified of speaking out because they have family in China and don't know that you're not a CCP agent and know that the CCP actively keeps tabs on Chinese around the world.

Why won't you release the source code, Scummo? If you've got nothing to fear then you've got nothing hide, right Scummo?

he wants to use the app as an excuse to remove restrictions on pubs and casinos because the pokie masters are desperate and seething

So essentially we give up all our data and location at all times to the government or give up the freedom to leave the house? So much for "we are young and free".

Going use my scomobux to pay some USfaggot to give me a spousal visa.

all immigration to USA is cancelled. Trump is based.

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Well ladz it's over for us. May as well start learning to speak chink now.

fuck chinks