>Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's "meltdown" interview with MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski made its rounds on social media last night after the 78-year old denied all allegations made against him by accuser Tara Raede.
>The interview took on an almost comical veneer as Biden, 78, began the questioning by coughing into his hand, a practice condemned by himself only days earlier.
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heh, classic Joe
>vet the candidates!
>unless its joe biden, keep that Delaware record sealed no matter what.
>we must believe all women but we must verify their accusations but you're not allowed to look into my past to verify her accusations
biden just roy moore'd himself
>you're not allowed to look into my past to verify her accusations
Look, any damaging info could be used politically fat. Settle it with pushups like a real man.
Why is there no Senate clown show over this like they had for Brett Kavanaugh?
Why does he keep doing it?
The look on Joe and Mika's faces was priceless. Even they can't sell this clown
Mika, how many knuckles? Was it fisting action?
I WILL ALWAYS PUT BROS BEFORE WHORES...
who is joe?
Because he is a democrat and a deep state best buddy.
Kek, I knew It'd be bad, but holy shit
my guy got his knuckles wet, its not the end of the fucking world, people
Pedo Joe was touchy about what is inside his records at the University of Delaware
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD ITS HAPPENIIIING!
What's up with the interviewer? She's taking really slowly.
Biden is innocent. Fuck Trump.
I hate to say it but I believe Joe as far as the finger banging is concerned. Yes, he probably sniffed her hair, that goes without saying.
I wonder...who could be behind this?
play him off keyboard cat
He would have been 50 years old at the time
intrigued
is there a video of her getting fisted or something?
I agree. Trump raped many women and he got elected anyway. Hypocrites!
Why would he even keep records of himself doing something bad? Why not destroy them?
gotta talk slow so grandpa understands
Shilling funded by THIS GUY no doubt!
Probably because there is Ukraine stuff in those papers.
>search the National Archives
Sandy Berger the former Clinton Administration National Security Advisor, said he made a "mistake" and was just "sloppy" when an FBI investigation revealed that he had stolen Top Secret memos and documents from the National Archives relating to the events surrounding al-Qaida attacks on America during the 1990s and in the year 2000. Archive security notified the FBI when they discovered documents missing, and saw Berger stuffing papers into his pants, socks, and a leather briefcase. Upon investigation, Berger admitted that he had "made a mistake," and took them. Unfortunately, Berger says he "lost" some of the documents, but that he returned some of them after his the FBI searched his home. Amazingly, he even returned some documents that the Archive hadn't yet noted were missing! He apologized and said he had just been "sloppy." This, from the former "National Security" advisor to the previous President of the United States, and security advisor to the current Democratic candidate for president.
IKR! BIDEN 2020!
Wow, good on her! She went in hard on Joe!
>tfw you'll never be paid to shitpost
Why live?
that wasn't even hard, that's pretty standard journalism it's just no one is used to that anymore
Yes, he's going to get away with it.
No, it's not going to be something that is relevant come election season.
Zig Forums is often correct. About the jews, about women, about most non-whites, about many things. The one thing Zig Forums has been consistantly WRONG about however in the last several years is this EXTREME underestination of just how powerful and influential the msm is. Zig Forums has used the 2016 election as an excuse to say the msm has no influence but that election was quite literally a death by suicide at the msm's own hands. The msm sets the national marrative and now with the aid of google they have effectively deplatformed most wrongthink that goes against them.
There are too many lemmings out there just staring at their phones and blindly believing the narrative. There is abaolutely no evidence to suggest the anti-Trump fervor that fueld the midterm elections has subsided.
Joe Biden will be our next President.
We have already lost. Screencap this.
He did say it never never happened, so it could have happened
I can't even watch him anymore. I OD'd on Malarkey Posting and I'm burned out.
i like how she has to speak slowly to him cause he's retarded
because she's been coached that if she makes any quick and sudden movements or noises that Joe's brain misfires and he'll get violent and/or lose consciousness.
That interview, however it ended up looking, was meant to be a underhanded lob for Joe to knock it out of the park. But a man with dementia and a lifetime of good-ole-boy, D.C. Elite bodies in his closet can not handle being asked about one of those instances that every career politician has a mountain of throughout their reign.
He doesn't have the stamina to fill his days with lying like he did in his youth, but he still knows enough to not tell the truth.
>I had 8 years as vice president, you think the dirt on me is still in the national archives?
>muwahahahaha
Forget the sexual allegations, the guy is a fucking trainwreck for the US Democrats.
>little kids used to stroke my leg hair all the way down and it would come back up again. And i would look at them. And i learned about roaches
>getting his sister confused with his wife
Etc. They guy has alzheimers or something, like for real. Trump is fine he can just be a dick, But biden is a fucking wreck!
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I didn’t think it was possible for US Democrats to Pick a worse candidate than hillary, i was so wrong. Do the US Democrats have a deal with republicans to lose the election on purpose that nobody knows about. What the fuck are they doing. Every time he speaks there is a chance he will fuck something up.
Is that cat real??
It's just run-of-the-mill politically inconvenient stuff, like position papers talking about how black communities are filled with crack-smoking super predators who need to go to prison for life, and how we need to suck Putin's dick, and such. Stuff like that.
How young are you? It's keyboard cat. There's a guy's hands under the shirt moving the cat's arms.
getting a little slow on the uptake in your old age?
Good to be with you *immediately coughs*
kek
What the fuck is the point of the server? No one talks politics and it only used for actual Minecraft
none of that shit will matter either
this election is entirely about Trump
He may be a rapist but he’s #OurRapist
Tongue my shitty anus. Screen cap this
I figured hey would just steal them and burn it anyway.
Nice of them to conduct the interview early in the morning so Joe is actually somewhat coherent
Its a joke some people have started to do. They post pic of dancing cat etc. And then another person responds something like, wow is that real? How did they make the cat do that - in order to piss people off with seeing the cat all the time.
'Tis a new meme, lad. The "Is that cat real?!" faux disbelief meme, created by the rascals at Zig Forums.
CGI. Sure, cats are good dancers, but paws aren't good for piano keys.
You can actually hear her verbally sigh waiting for his answers, lel
The voice of reason.
>He thinks trump isn't going to slam him with this
Enter chaden
>none of that shit will matter either
this election is entirely about Trump
Thats a terrible strategy to think they can just run anybody and basically have no other platform than trump bad. That can so easily backfire.
Yoooooo how did this happen!?
He worked in the senate when it happened, if she filed a complaint it will be on record somewhere.
I really don't like that I share this earth with people like this.
>My self-diagnosed "PTSD" flared up because the mean lady was badgering that poor old man who raped a woman.
>How dare she?
>I was "raped" but what really bothers me is seeing a rapist being questioned about it!
It's a real cat bro, swallow the cat pill. (((Dogs))) will deny this.
all a journalist has got to do:
"Joe, why do you sniff little girl hair?"
Hillary is/was still worse than Biden, which should tell you everything you need to know about the DNC.
fucking moron.
so why has congress paid 11 million for NDAs to hush up sex assault claims?
when they releasing people from thier NDAs?
If we had only KNOWN.
to scrape your ip
“Uhhh all of the things I did and said in public office might be used against me while I’m running for public office so you can’t look at the records.”
Arent you as an American legitimately concerned that biden might actually become US President? It’s clear you dont like trump or whatever, But biden being President doesn’t make you nervous? He cant think straight, something going on with him, huge risk that his vp Will be pres during the tenure. That he has skeletons isn’t even the worst part. He is rambling.
the sad thing is this election is going to be a shitshow just like Iowa.
I don't expect Trump to bow out without a fight, at first legally and then who knows.
the bureaucrats are so thick with commies it's not even funny.
it's a troll, newfriend
This. I'm no Biden fan but it's bros before hos.
>can't handle msnbc
oh yea, totally going to hand djt his ass
>Why does he keep doing it?
Elder abuse.
ur mom and sisters love being raped then?
Oh, thank fuck.
bronies before honies
those NDAs will be somewhere, if they can find that she signed an NDA and took hush money thats the end of biden.
Is there a clip of someone asking him this? I would very much like to hear his answer.
Since the accuser made a police report in DC.. law enforcement must seize those boxes f I'm the U of Delaware. Why in God's name are college Democrats allowed to cover Joe's tracks? This is obviously biased and fixed. Biden authoring a Violence Against Women bill displays the same coverage as elected, closeted faggots voting against gay rights.
"Sloppy" in the sense that he got caught
just pounting out Biden saying every complaint is in the national archives is the biggest fucking lie I ever heard.
The Cornpop Bump
Biden will not wield any sort of power if he is elected.
The VP will be the eventual president when he dies or has another aneurysm that turns him into a vegetable.
I'm reserving judgement on how fucked we will be until he announces his VP, but, given the list that's been floating around, yeah, we should probably be worried.
holy fuck new fags leave REEEEEE
Now that is just racist. Delete it immediately or else!
Wait what? You dont think he Will step down if he loses the election? Ofcourse he Will, that really sounds like Democrat propaganda. It’s US Democrats that for 4 years have tried to find a way to overturn the election via impeachment, the russia investigation, and claiming he is not legitimate President by creating Notion of the ‘popularitet vote’ which doesn’t exist in the US election system.
There is nothing that indicates he won’t step down, just stupid fearmongering. I think they even did the same before the election saying that trump should accept the vote if he lost.
Idk what has happened to the US Democrats to go fucking insane, except that it clearly started happening under Obama in a huge way.
Tasty bait.
2 months later and they finally ask him a question about this. lmfao.
>Trump: Grabs em by the pussy; they get wet
>Biden: Goes knuckle deep when nobody is watching; sexual assault
Chad President VS the Virgin VP
WAIT YOU GUYS. I just came up with a 10/10 conspiracy theory:
>DNC wants their guys on the ticket
>their only guy that has a chance against DRUMPFT is this senile hack
>they know he'll fuck up rallies
>they have to somehow find a way to campaign the entire election from a controlled environment, not requiring human contact
Coincidence?
He is directing the "investigation" to where he already knows there is no evidence and insisting on not looking where he knows there will be evidence. Pretty obvious.
Personally, I don't care if he shoved his hand up this chick's skirt and finger fucked her. She shouldn't have been there in the first place unless her job was to make the senator a cup of coffee and sandwich. She should have been getting married and making babies and a home for her husband and children and being a good daughter to her parents until her father found her a husband.
I am against Joe Biden because of his policies and positions, not because he got his digits wet. Imagine the smell though.
Ummm guys? Is this real???
>The VP will be the eventual president when he dies
FUCK OFF -- Hillary is getting the nomination, not VP. That's a losing strategy.
He won't release them because he claims they have policy papers which would be politically damaging during his campaign. How can the Delaware records be more politically damaging than RAPE?
kek
your mother sucks cock in hell, faggot. screencap this.
I dont know where they are, but if there is an NDA signed on paper it exists somewhere.
i dont doubt though that they would take steps to find and destroy said documents
giving women rights was a mistake
Why does it look like a deepfake
#ibelieveher
Brett Kavanaugh style
#NeverBiden
The most important thing is his face is drooping. He's had a stroke.
Kavanaugh needed Senate confirmation to be appointed to the Supreme Court. Biden does not need Senate approval to run for President.
He legitimately said he doesn't want to release his records because people would "misinterpret" them and it'd be bad for them.
This is going to be WikiLeaks 2016 all over again, isn't it?
heh
You're talking to yourself
"Mika" -- her voice dripping with faux concern, her voice charged with venomous accusation. I can't stand Biden, but I also can't stand "I believe her." Why should we believe anyone without evidence? Personally I wouldn't at all doubt that Biden did this because we have ample photograhic proof of his fondling women in public, nevertheless, this female interviewer was the most drippy possible, like a bad mom confronting a wayward son.
Delet this
ABSOFUGGING PAINFUL TV TO WATCH
If there was a time and a place for this meme to return, it's here and now.
imagine if trump said this
Listen here fat I bet you 100 push-ups that any such records have been destroyed already just like all the potentially embarrassing records on Israel that go missing all the time in the archives.
>targeting low IQ coomers with cute black girl cartoons
>give them tiny flat asses and nonexistent lips
God damn you'd think the shills who make this stuff would at least lurk in a few "colonize her?" threads to see what actually works
First two posters are full of shit. Of course that cat is playing the keyboard.
Joe Biden is gonna win in 2020. Screencap this.
Trump can say whatever he wants. The fact of the matter is democrats are obsessed with getting him out. They have no morals, no values, just winning, just getting their guy/girl/tranny/whatever into office.
I love when shit like this happens and leftoids are forced to realize that they have absolutely no principles
This is a quote:
>Because look, the fact is that there’s a lot of things, of speeches I’ve made, positions I’ve taken, interviews that I did overseas with people, all of those things relating to my job, and the idea that they would all be made public in the fact while I was running for public office, they could be really taken out of context. They’re papers or position papers, they are documents that existed and that — when I met, for example, when I met with Putin or when I met with whomever, and all of that could be fodder in a campaign at this time. I don’t know of anybody who’s done anything like that. And so the National Archives is the only place there would be anything having to do with personnel records. There are no personnel records in the Biden papers at the university.
From here, full transcript my dudes:
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>First of all, let’s get this straight.
I wish he called her Jack.
Nope
It’s going to be Trump who will win.
Does Trump have the balls to call for Russians to hack and publish any Biden-Reade papers?
Another, our media might richly reward you, statement?
This is possibly a PsyOP, remember that Joe doesn't just sexually assault women, he does it to children too.
>implying none of this was intentional
>implying Biden dropping out was never part of their plan
>implying Biden had any other purpose than making sure Bernie doesn’t get the nomination
The DNC is so bad at planning, they’ll probably replace him with some garbage candidate like Hillary or Michelle. Maybe they would even choose Kamala Harris. Best case scenario, Bernie somehow gets the ticket, gets fucking destroyed in the election, and the DNC collapses into 3 different parties.
>so joe how will you handle this pandemic?
*coofs*
>this female interviewer was the most drippy possible, like a bad mom confronting a wayward son.
The overwrought concern was actually pretty good. Biden foes can read it as concern for his accuser, Biden fans can read it as concern for an unfair accusation thrown at him. Talking heads get to where they are because they are good at manipulating emotion, not because of their skill as journalists.
God I hope so. Where's the based hackerman when you need him?
Fact of the matter is no one has corroborated that whores story. Believe men retards dont fall for roastie attention seeking. A Chad like biden doesn't need to rape anyone.
Listen here, fat. First off, and my second point is Michelle Obama as my vice, the only person to ever beat me in a push-up contest since corn pop. But I am calling you out here on the show to remind all of us that Michelle Obama's right to present herself in such a manner as she pleases is my right to call her fat. A dish served in a restaurant has the right to exist, and I have the right to call Michelle Obama a fat slut.
Second point? Now that you're looking down the barrel of that desk with the pope's pecker peeking out, it's the time to put down the tray and turn it upside down. Everyone in this restaurant has already witnessed your tiny touching, and that's not just because the waiter is wearing an eye patch.
>Can’t release my public records because I’m running for public office
Big Oof
He’s such a scumbag that I can’t help but vote him in.