Why do white men fall for the jew stock meme...

Why do white men fall for the jew stock meme? Only people who make it big are gamblers who got lucky going all in on extreme long shots and people like buffet who were fed insider info since birth

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Hooooooolllllyyyyy fuck that’s sad and painful.

Lmao, this is a larp

>Putting all your money in one specific stonk
fucker deserved it. Also.
>He bought it
>Tank it

Why doesn't he just hold it and wait for it to recover once everything blows over and demand increases? It's not like oil has suddenly become useless, people will still be using it well into the future.

I almost felt bad until I realized he was in canada.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind strangers!
Edit 2: WHOA, I did NOT expect it to blow up like that!

Whoa nice quadoochies

lel

Would it be that easy to do a quick mspaint edit of a Robinhood acc in the red and have reddit throw money at you?

They're foolish, same reason people fall for the crypto meme.

Only safe investments are farmland and precious metals (mostly gold although if you can't afford it silver is a cheaper second option).

Even houses are a risky investment depending on how greedy you are as many landlords are finding out now.

Pretty sure with these kind of futures trades you have to sell by a certain time

You bet it redditors would be dumb enough for that.

>He bought? Dump it.

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>dump all life savings in a single, risky, investment
>"boo hoo boo hoo I made the biggest boo-boo! Its all gone!"
baka

If it sounds too good to be true, don’t get involved. And that’s the stock market in a nutshell that kikes are always trying to talk up.

I always tell people, you have less information than the people that are going to scam you. They are just waiting for you to buy and raise the value so they can sell. Fair value is always priced in. Again, the kikes have more information than you. They trade illegal insider secrets to each other. I was involved with one that got caught. I wasn’t in on the scheme but he was a “friend” and I saw him get fined 300k. He must have pissed off another kike. Didn’t matter to him though, he was an ultra elite kike. He just brushed it off. Any time you invest you are competed against these crooked people and it isn’t safe.

He put all his money in an oil etf, thinking he could beat the market and it blew up in his face.
Rookie error.
If you invest in the stock market you invest for at least 15 years into a global tracker index fund, or if you are in America you could just invest in a S&P 500 index.
Boring yes.... but the most sensible diversified option for retirement/pension funds

>investing in shit you clearly don't understand in the slightest
lmao fucking idiot deserved it

kek

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>Why do retards -who don't understand the difference between gambling and having a balanced portfolio- throw away their life savings on uncovered options trading
>Why does OP think it's a matter of luck?
Idk but one thing is for sure, you are a poorfag and will stay that way indefinitely.

rule number 1 don't invest money you can't risk to lose

I bought HEX in January, I could likely retire right now. I'll be a Millionaire by July.

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He also had ~$90k in student debt. He made this investment instead of paying off his debt.

Also, sage this slide thread

He shall receive 0 of my sympathy. I have spoken

kek

>I'll be a Millionaire by July.
what quickly goes up can quickly go down.

>walk into casino
>put live savings on red
>it's black
>oh no why is the world so cruel!!!

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Gambling his inheritance away while in debt and with a baby on the way. This is why abortion is legal.

Holy shit what a retarded trade, this nigger has to be brain dead.

I am retarded for wanting to learn how to count cards then drive across the country hitting as many casinos as I can?

The money goes to Conde Nast, not you

>not waiting for it to bottom out before investing

Why are redditors literally retarded? I bet this fucking idiot sold his 1885 dollaridoos in stocks to "recoup" what was left, then in a year when oil has gone back to where it was before the meme recession this dude will be crying about how he should have invested in BTC or whatever the fuck. It's like people think they'll become millionaires overnight when the point of stock is to build your worth over decades. And this is keeping in mind you'd have to be retarded to dump nearly 200k into a single fucking stock if that's all you had. Maybe 10% of that at most, but putting all your money on one horse is obviously fucking stupid.

>oil field
>28
>45k CDN

Fucking moron is almost 30 and he makes just over 30k USD, what fucking possesses these idiots to make these kinds of risky fucking moves holy hell.

OP is retarded.

Stocks are for getting slightly wealthier slowly.

Long shots like OP are retarded, but a simple sans growth portfolio has done wonders for me.

Of course I buy almost exclusively equity in companies based on my own projections and instincts on them.

Honestly scamming people is just a business move at this point. If thots can make money from simps posting their tits then why can't jerkasses make money scamming the same kinds of simps with sob stories? "MY CAT HAS CANCER AND HE NEEDS AN OPERATION THAT WILL REMOVE HIS LITTLE KITTY FEET BUT IF YOU DONATE TO ME WE CAN GET NEW KITTY ROBOT PROSTHETICS SO HE CAN BE A CYBORG CAT- I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE, STAY THE FUCK HOME, BERNIE 2024".

Options trading

It's literally how gambling works too

>haha dude just put all your money on this horse you'll win easy I swear

And then you lose because the point is that they're trying to fuck you out of your money. If you want to gamble, buy a fucking powerball ticket. Costs 2 dollars so you'll only lose 800~ even if you play every draw for a year.

HODL IT, you faggot.

How stupid can you be? Invest in oil when the global economy is crashing? How fucking retarded do you have to be?
Millennials have no patience and only seek instant gratification. He could have waited for it to bottom out before buying but no
I bet that fag sold everything in a panic to at least get back his 1800 bucks... Instant of holding it and waiting for this to blow over. Oil prices will rise again as sure as catholic fuck little boys.

I thought university was free in Canada? Literally what is the point of living in a fucking socialist country if you get taxed and still have to pay for uni?

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>45k at 28
Grats you little faggot, you're already better off than 80% of the people

>then in a year when oil has gone back to where it was before the meme recession
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that not work with oil futures? Those are not like regular stocks but rather are monthly contracts to buy certain amounts of oil. You can trade them certainly, but if you're stuck with them by the end of the month, you're liable for the storage and transport of the oil.

University here is free too but you need a place to sleep and eat n shiet. We have student loans here too for those expenses but at a fixed rate where the government pays some of it.

Most people should invest in low risk mutual funds with a good track record and reputation, not try to pick stocks themselves.

>Canadian stocks

Should've just bought canned soup instead. Far better returns.

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lol

Lol, deserving.

Time to sexll, faggo.

As someone who has never gambled, let me tell you counting cards is a meme and you need to look into Advantage Play.

why do people fall for this shit

Is this the guy that bought a leveraged inverse fund and thought it was the same as equity?

>long oil
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking leaf, go back to fucking dogs