Elon Musk has gone insane, and has started shilling cryptocois. Not trustworthy...

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What the hell, is he on drugs again?

All the more reason to fight.

Mars you dumb nigger.

sounds like he's having woman troubles

Elon knows that where we are going we won´t need physical possessions.

in a barrel

hes got the space ships

twitter.com/Bitcoin/status/1256240042483343360

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Musk/McAfee alliance!

youtube.com/watch?v=2uKxEoQQiSQ

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Divorce-proofing.

Maybe he got hacked, but for real? Feigning a psychotic break is one way to manipulate Tesla's stock price.

That would explain having no physical possessions.

he's bought an RV and he's just going to amble around the US for a few years. completely given up on spaceflight

Literally who?

John Lennon predictioned this

>will own no house
So just mansions?

He will rent

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Amphetamine abuse do be like dat sometimes doe...

Ooooh. He doesn't want to be Bezos'd

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The coronavirus is literally making everyone insane, lmao

Elon Musk my man please let's design a self-sufficient tesla-catamaran. Sell your house and your positions and live on your own ship with the freedom of the seas! It's a dream of an engineering challenge.
I don't have the money.

Can he rummage sale his fucking satellites destroying the night sky?

Spartan or Stoicism? I had a similar call over the last month, it's Dream Walking days, I think. The spirit walking events are coming to everyone right now.

Imagine how rad you could make a billion dollar RV.
youtube.com/watch?v=YHl9EAEa7Hw

It's a fake profile dumbfucks!

Maybe he should become a preacher. Enlighten the youth on what’s really happening in the world

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No one asking the important question like where tf he selling his expensive shit for cheap

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So he's basically become a hippie drifter and a bum. Can't say I didn't see it coming.

twitter.com/elonmusk

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His gone mad with power !!

The satellites aren't meant to last more than ten years. That is more than enough time to repair the earths magnetic field.

Holy shit he's blackout mode on bezos and booze fun times watch what happens when he comes out of it

Took a while for that weed to kick in...

LOL

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underrated and diogenespilled

and who the fuck are you dispensing information like this is your commie party? piss off

Benzos

>may 2
Is he posting from the future now?

fags are so quick to forget that musk and epstein were pals.

>nnnn-no but user he's based and a meme god!!!! IT CANT BE TRUE!!!!!

Cope you deplorable scumbags

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Holy shit. This is probably it.
She started shit and mentioned divorce, and he is like fuck you, I will give everything away just so you don't get shit.

Goddamn. He went full retard

It's real

I’m totally going to not take your advice. Thankyou for showing me what not to do. Please keep up the good work.

That twatteraccount is hacked.. news at 11

This. I as an introvert am laughing my ass off on the inside because my life has almost not changed. So many people around me are having nervous breakdowns and have the need to express themselves.

He promotes Porn Hub.

hes either on a bender or gone of his meds

Godspeed you magnificent bastard

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Damn, didn't he marry that ugly indie music chick? Fucking women are all the same.

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So, he is becoming the average Millennial?

his house of cards has come crashing down. sad.

Sell off all possessions is common for someone about to kill himself. Maybe it's all to tiresome for him.

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See and Sounds like woman trouble.

>no possessions
He has ascended

Imagine the one on the left saying this twits, ew ugly incel; now imagining the one on the right saying it, what a Chad.

bruhs elon really hitting this vibe who with me?
youtube.com/watch?v=K-tj_IzTJ2Y

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tfw Deus Ex has a virus that has shut down the USA except for people with access to Ambrosia vaccine

me too would ban a man which wants to be s girl

LMAO ALL THE SHARE HOLDERS IN HERE ARE ASS BLASTED

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Go on, Elon, tweet it...

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Divorce from who he's not even married

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Reading materials on Dream/Spirit Walking plz?

BENZOS AND BOOZE NIGGAS

He's an Antichrist

This, Zig Forumstards are fucking embarrassing to fall for this guys tryhard meme persona bullshit. Same people that bitch about jews all day will say Elon is /ourguy/

Oh I get it, he is going to be that anthem hobo in Deus ex!

Grimes you retard

Not political.

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So you're saying that Elon has a heart and he's not a materialistic POS like half of you so-called "Conservatives" who haven't conserved a damn thing in 70 years. It's funny how a man who is mostly a liberal can be a better person than half of Zig Forums who sits on their asses and jerks off to tranny pron instead of doing something productive.

Elon Musk confirmed to be motherfucking Diogenes

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why does he keep getting involved with roasties? nigger just build a sexbot

They're not married you fuckwit

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Based and dharmapilled.

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Isn't this guy a multi-billionaire?
What the fuck do you mean you won't own a house? Bruh

It's a May-pril Fool's Day joke you fucking idiots

Sure he is

WINK

Fuck off back to TD

Elon's a fucktard anyway. His entire company is basically fueled by government gibs, now he's watching the Fed print megatrillions and watching the US economy destabilize, what do you think that means for him? He's been a paper billionaire all along, he'll probably be put deep in the red soon and legit end up homeless, and he'll deserve every bit of it.

She's pregnant, doesn't matter.

Well, the greatest man who ever lived, Alexander the Great said upon meeting Diogenes, that if reincarnated, he would become like him as well. Take that as you wish.

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This is why Elon launched the car into orbit. Beta testing before scaling up to Space Winnebago!

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This. Sounds like baby momma drama

did he really cum in that hideous roastie? what a maroon

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aussie poster always lives in the future

His "secret" bunker when shit hits the fan.

When has he not been on drugs?

>implying fucking young grills on an island of yours with your degenerate cabal pals isn't god tier based
What a faggot

>blaming retarded tweets on weed
Really?

friendly reminder that grimes looks like helga pataki.

Is he doing this to backpedal on the PR mayhem he's caused?

If he's selling it - he will own money. So who is he giving his money away to? I am willing to bear this burden for him...

Either that or he's going into space to sell blue meth to our space reptilian overlords

/this

Musk will soon be the lantern in the daylight.

Lol this nigger thinks “selling rockets to nasa” equates to “gubbamin gibs”.
We get it. You hate the rich because they keep you down because boomers or some shit, and you’d totally be super successful otherwise.

You kidding me OP? This is inpiring, i will try to follow suit.

Like Howard Hughes. Same trajectory.

On the floor in his factory.

Doesn't really mean much. He can afford, I take it, too live in the top hotels of the world ask the days of his life, eh? Tough, why he is saying this now might be a better and more interesting topic. Is there a meteor really coming or is he becoming third eye awakened from dissociative use /other means?

so his twatter was hacked?

Is elon trying to tell us to save cash or something?

> and has started shilling cryptocois
don't tell me you fell for the scammers?

Malding spicaroo hahahaha.
Do you look like musky fag before the transplant?

CIA why are you so dumb?

The person who typed this lives in a mental house, and sleeps in a bed and covers up cozily in sheets, made of foreskin.

Do you have any evidence besides this photo? It doesn't look like he took any amount of time to pose, these people love to try and get pictures with as many of these figures as possible at events like these, they're socialites. They will walk up to you with their camera crew ready to go, giving you little time to react in a way that wouldn't cause a scene. I'm not saying he's not involved, but you need a bit more than a single photo (flight logs?).

Unlikely. He's a billionaire, and supposedly tech-savvy. Also, have you seen his tweets recently?

WTF do you think a divorce is?

The world can only hope.

... Dunno maybe he know something we don't and he's just trolling but that shit sound insane if you ask insane to the point where his stupid wife or something else could have written this.
Or maybe he's just high on medication again who know.

All I know about him is he laughed a little bit at a dead deer and I thought that w sorta funny but not really worth all the media attention, frankly. What else had he done or what's the big hullabaloo about?

lmao show flag

>ignore him on any matters related to Covid19
Why would listen to him on that subject anyway? I don't go to Henry T Ford when I need herpe treatment.

He probably knows if he defies the jew world order they will destroy him financially.

IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

You honestly think outsourcing the production of those goods to contractors that jack up the prices so they can line their pockets and the pockets of their deep supply chains is better than the state developing their own quasi-private entities to develop those goods like in China?

he wants to colonise Venus and make it his own personal fiefdom. he got a lot of pushback for that idea

He's probably just bored, and is tweeting while high.

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globecucks btfo

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Remember when the FTC forced him out of his role and told him to stay off Twitter
It was for his own good because he gets high and spits nonsense
Anyway he and all tesla owners are faggots

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I do love that he fucks with shareholders on the regular. Dudes either going to be president or a super villain one day, I'll probably support him either way.

DIGITS CONFIRM

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>selling all physical possessions
>selling them for money
money is ok to keep I guess

>buying into Tesla when it's the second highest it's ever been
>not back during the Corona crash when it was like $350

Disneyland? youtu.be/daa9pZDxfIY

Elon is also a Hebrew name. It's in plain sight. It's basically a giant cut dick hitting these retards in the face and they don't even see it. Guy is a run of the mill billionaire (((capitalist))) crypto kike that runs STEM plantations ala Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Brin, Page, and so on.

>Elon (אֵילוֹן in Hebrew), is a masculine first name, or Jewish surname, which means "tree" or "oak tree" in the Hebrew language. Variants of the name include Alon, Eilan, Eilon, Elan, Ilan and Ilon.

Can he be President? Isn't he South African and Canadian?

Is Elon on another bender?

That doesnt divorce proof anything unless she could touch something he owns, which is apparently nothing. Houses do typically sell for less than a divorce valuation because its actually realistic instead of government retards doing it, but not enough to matter that much, espeically for a billionaire

Theres no way he comingled premarital assets, so if hes pure liquid outside of that its just like one big money pot she gets a piece of.

fpbp

He's gone Electric Supertramp. Mars is the new Alaska.

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he has found the dharma fire.

Imagine being this divorced from reality.

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>elon tanks his own stock
hot damn that man is a loose cannon

literally what's the point when you still have enough money to buy all the services you need every day for the next couple of aeons anyway.

You retard baaaasedkids
hes saying he will sacrifice all his possessions to save the business. He's doing cypto exchange to avoid dollar volatility.

Meanwhile, your hard eared cash is about to become bank seized.

>Elon Musk has gone insane
You're only realizing this now? It's been obvious for years that the guy is a complete nutcase

He is the next Terry
CIA niggers got him

No, this is good advice. He sees a crash coming. Time to sell and hold on to your cash. Buy back in at the bottom

Elon Musk is a dumb Nazi Zionist

He and McAfee need to join forces.

In a mansion he rents? You don't have to own stuff to 'have' stuff.

Imagine being a retarded Musk fanboy

Based and Elonpilled.

Elon if you are in this thread I'll come work for you during a pandemic 100h weeks if it gets me on a rocket. These people are insane

Not materialistic? He has an incredibly shitty worker safety record, shows absolutely no concern for the well-being of his employees, markets utter shit products like his "flamethrower" just to gain attention and make himself popular with low-IQ yuppies, gets money for free, spazzes out when anyone calls him out on his bullshit, literally launched a car into space out of pure ego, and has openly admitted on Twitter to getting his "inspiration" from mixing Ambien with alcohol as well as smoking pot on a podcast with Joe Rogan. The guy's just a materialistic narcissist with no regard for anyone else in the world. How the fuck do you consider this a good person?

He's an overgrown Jewish tranny but good try

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idk man, musk is pretty cool