How do we solve the health epidemic of our time: the balding epidemic?
In the past men would maybe go bald starting in their mid-late 40's, and even then over half the men would have thick hair until death, even in mythology old men had the wizard archetype with long ass hair.
Fast forward to today and now young men are balding in their late teen early 20's and by 30 are already straight chrome dome fucks
What the FUCK is happening? Some hypotheses: Masturbation epidemic increasing prolactin, excessive estrogen(DHT theory has been debunked), excessive stress, lack of sunlight and EMF radiation(balding is 10x as common with "nerdy" males)
>Some hypotheses: based on shit entirely pulled out of your ass.
lack of vid d causes hair to come out in clumps, not male pattern baldness. and it's easy to restore hair lost in this way by just increasing vit d.
it's genetic. if it was easy to reverse, people would do so. but it's not.
Daniel Foster
Before the faggot jannies ban me for making an off topic thread
Balding IS POLITICAL >balding men have increased suicide rates >balding increases hypergamy and reduces marriage, leads to civilization disintegrating >balding causes social violence and depression
Perhaps balding is a feature of civilization itself, this is why "barbarians" always have long ass hair
>be me >grandfathers on both sides were bald by 30 >dad was bald by 30 >brother is 36 this year and balding noticeably >32 years old >same hairline that I've had since high school I'm just waiting for my luck to run out.
Austin Hernandez
Stop jerking off frequently. Eat healthy. Hair needs protein, iron, vitamins A and C, zinc, biotin. Ditch the snacks, alcohol, and desserts. Relieve stress through exercise and meditation.
Nicholas Torres
Shave it off and start working out. Grow a massive beard too. The bald/beard combo is natural nigger repellent
John Thompson
>DHT theory has been debunked Wrong, it's been proven
>The level of dihydrotestosterone (DHT) and the ratio of testosterone to epitestosterone (T/E ratio) in vertex hair from premature baldness subjects were higher than in the sample of non-baldness subjects (P
Hunter Wood
why is my hair so fucking itchy? i can see my root is visible, which has never happened before as well. am i going bald??
I used to be losing hair in my 20s. took propecia for a year but stopped because it made me feel bad. now my hair just isn't receding much at all. I don't know how. it's been about 5 years with minimal change. I have high testosterone measures then and now, but not sure about free test or dht
Jacob Brooks
No one gives a shit if you go bald. Up until like 20 years ago, you'd have a comb over or a wig.
Elijah Scott
Honestly I used to be scared and anxious about going bald but now I reall dont give a fuck. I shaved my hair off 2 weeks ago and realised that I was anxious over nothing. If you've got good face structure then its nothing to worry about. Own it because girls love a confident man
Michael Walker
>Having to explain this is like having to explain 2+2 to a toddler more like 2+2 to an adult
William Edwards
Bald is manly. I wish i was bald. Only women and young boys have hair. Bald is wisdom, bald is power, bald is masculine. OP is a faggot and worships celebrities with hair plugs and make up.
Ethan Morgan
You can have long hair when you bald. It just looks silly and today most prefer going clean over that.
Also baldness is a very minor detriment to your looks and it should not hinder you from finding a partner. People just care more today so get over it you pussy.
Carson King
I am convinced that hairdryers play a crucial part in balding because they burn the hair roots but you don't really notice it. Never used that shit and i dry my hair with a towel and still have super thick hair in my mid 30s.
Sebastian Hughes
By 2050 they probably will cure it. Maybe sooner with all the research going into stem cells and shit
Ethan Lopez
Men always went bald at the ages they do now. The difference is even if you started balding in your 20s you were already married for 10 years and had three kids so it didn't matter. The problem with balding now is it's happening before you find a wife so it affects your ability to attract a mate.
Christian Allen
>Newton bald >Kant bald and incontinent >Goethe The modern white man is supposed to be bald. It's why we used to wear wigs.
Hair is camouflage. Hunters have hair. Bald men stay behind and help the women bake bread.
Jackson Jones
Make wigs great again
Jackson Butler
Your level of balding knowledge is entry level and sub 90 IQ
“male-pattern” hair loss is observed in females (female androgenic alopecia)(21) in newborns during the first year of life(22) women taking oral contraceptives(23) postpartum mothers(24) post-menopausal women(25) and senescent alopecia (hair loss in those over 50 years of age)(26)
21. Birch, M.P., et al. Female pattern hair loss. Clin Exp Dermatol. 2002 Jul;27(5):383-88. 22. Hamilton, J.B. Effect of castration in adolescent and young adult males upon further changes in the proportions of bare and hairy scalp. J Clin Endocrinol Metab. 1960 Oct;20:1309-18. 23. Greenwald, A.E. [Oral contraceptives and alopecia]. Dermatol Iber Lat Am. 1970;12:29-36. 24. Lynfield, Y.L. Effect of pregnancy on the human hair cycle. J Invest Dermatol. 1960 Dec;35:323-7. 25. Venning, V.A., Dawber, R.P. Patterned androgenic alopecia in women. J Am Acad Dermatol. 1988 May;18(5 Pt 1):1073-7. 26. Price, V.H., et al. Histology and hormonal activity in senescent thinning in males. J Invest Dermatol. 2001;117:434.
Grayson Williams
Bullshit. Just check old time movies. Actors had worse recessions than today’s leads, and many had to use toupees if they planned on keeping working.
Henry Reed
Bald/beard is the most tryhard, basedboy archetype of them all.
Aiden Murphy
Wrong. They stay behind and pump the hunter’s wives for hours and hours
Aaron Turner
Bullshit I drank milk all my life a fuckton and it didn't do anything really. Its genetic, my mom's dad was bald, my uncle is bald. It follows down the mothers side and it sucks.
Also I would like to see studies that show that balding is any more common now than it was in the past
Jordan Williams
Being in mathematics, I've noticed the majority of faculty/students at my university are bald/balding. Must be a correlation of some kind.
>Also baldness is a very minor detriment to your looks
Thermonuclear powered cope
Justin Hughes
Yes and you probably have dandruff or psoriasis which also causes baldness
Henry Smith
kek this
Jack Davis
Have a son so you no longer care
Especially when you see that little baby boy bald head
David Wood
>“male-pattern” hair loss is observed in females (female androgenic alopecia)(21) in newborns during the first year of life(22) women taking oral contraceptives(23) postpartum >mothers(24) post-menopausal women(25) and senescent alopecia (hair loss in those over >50 years of age)(26) God you're fucking retarded.
Notice something about all of these things? It's women who are hormonally unstable and DON'T have normal levels of female hormones.
God damnit, there are really people this stupid in the world that need to have basic things explained to them word by word.
Nathan Anderson
Shave it off. Be a man. Stop being a pussy
Isaac Murphy
Yes when I started seriously balding my scalp would constantly be itchy. It goes away after your hair falls out.
Connor Foster
Yes. We do. Bald men make less money, end up divorced or single, and have higher suicide rates
Connor Lewis
Why do you care if I'm bald dude That's weird
Ethan Morales
I hate that wig wearing isn’t acceptable for men
If women start losing hair they are expected to cover it with a wig. And finding out a woman is wearing a wig out of “necessity “ is received as joyfully as finding out they have cancer, not like a slapstick joke as when it happens to a man
Seriously, a wig solves MPB problems 100%, modern wigs look great and are undetectable. The thing stopping men from using them is the stigma
I was browsing r/bald yesterday and my feels still haven’t recovered. Some dudes look like monsters without hair
Michael Sullivan
>oh no, how will I have my bourgeois larp fanatsy having a family, when roastie x dislike my baldness
Just stop fapping, do sports and dont be a narcissist faggot.
Or better: Be in sorrow short before killing yourself. It doesnt hurt, fags.
Baldness is related to excessive testosterone? Why then are noodle-armed, lefty bitch boys with toy collections so overrepresented in early onset balding?
Could it be that excessive levels of free test means it's not being used by the body, so it accumulates in the blood?
>Shave it off and start working out. Grow a massive beard too. but Im smart I dont want to look like a brainless working out addict
also I have nice facial features dont wanna cover it with a caveman beard.
Cooper Harris
It isnt acceptable because it is turbogay. Do you want a dick in your ass, you want to be a twink, huh, mesero, huh?
Michael Mitchell
yeah, scalp itch is part of the balding package. I wouldn't sweat it though. I pull more girls at 30 with less hair than at 20 with more hair, it's weird, but a relieving weird. You got nothing to fear my dood.
>Brainless workout addict Its called having pride in your appearance and improving your physical state.
John Gomez
>The thing stopping men from using them is the stigma and the 300 euros you have to pay every 2 or 3 months for a new one.
Carson Rivera
I'm 32, my hair's fine. My great grand dad lived until his 90s so I actually knew him, he died with a full head of hair. My grand dad died in his 70s with a full head of hair. My dad is in his 50s and has a full head of hair.
Tyler Howard
Id fuck this whore 3 days straight
Robert Fisher
Buy a bunch of hair plugs like the Slow Joe the Bidden!
>n the past men would maybe go bald starting in their mid-late 40's >source: my ass
Hunter Roberts
Bald guys are so bitter and hateful. Maybe that's why they're attracted to anti-white movements..?
Landon Roberts
stop watching porn and jerking off, to have sperm ready to shoot is expansive amunition one drop of jez = 40 drops of blood worth for your body to produce and it is done in expanse of less vital impotent like hair.
Now everyone who see bold dude you know whats up. =O) Men like a pussy look in the mirror and cry . That's not what we need men for. We need strong and straight men not wicked and sexually orientated. Straight to do what serves life and keep strong morality, because it serves life.
Sebastian Evans
24 now and have a receding hairline, maybe 2-3cm at the temples. I had no idea I was balding for the past 6 or so years, just thought it's another type of hairline. Now I've started massaging and stretching my scalp and seem to be getting a decent amount of regrowth lol so I'm optimistic. Going to get finasteride (but not the other one, think that's poisonous) and dermarolling so hopefully get back my middle school hairline and can wear teenager clothes again without looking retarded lol
Really think stretching your scalp for the blood to flow properly again is the most important part, and the one that makes most sense as an explanation for why male baldness exists in the first place.
Jaxon Martinez
FOR REAL? ? ?BECAUSE EVERYBODY FROM MY MOTHER'S SIDE HAVE THE HEAD FULL COVERED IN HAIR MEANWHILE MY DAD'S SIDE ARE ALL AFFECTED BY BALDNESS
The body will choose sperm that's why masturbators are all chrome dome cueballs
Alexander Garcia
>Its called having pride in your appearance and improving your physical state. But I alrady have a lot of pride in my appearence and Im healthy as fuck. I don't need muscles to have that ugly people. I only need my hair to be there and not leave.
>I don't need muscles to have that ugly people I mean I don't need muscles to have that, that's for ugly people.
Eli Kelly
>I would like to see studies that show that balding is any more common now... It's not. Baby men just cry about it a lot more. Like everything else.
Anthony Reyes
Fucking brainlet hour. Newborn babies, women on birth control and post-menopausal women don't have normal adult female hormone levels.
Hudson Bell
Ok stay a twig but girls like an athletic musclular man
Brayden Myers
>noticeably thinner Probably diffuse thinning then, one of the first signs of balding
Daniel Garcia
>>life is an RPG with points to distribute. I'm not lazy, weak and unmotivited, I just have a high INT stat! Im not lazy I just like to spend my time in stuff that acutally give me something back.
Charles Fisher
More like every 18 months. Still cheaper than brand propecia
It has (mostly) nothing to do with Test or DHT levels, it's more about individual follicle sensitivity to androgens.
You could say that bald men are defective, it shows their body can't handle androgens well and they should be removed from the gene pool. Seriously, baldness and heart disease due to androgen damage are correlated
Matthew Gomez
I dont care for the bitterness part. Only bitterness makes you a better person in life.
Theyre antiwhite because they of course, what they cant have. It should be your duty to canalize these fags emotions for patriotic ideas, but half of the right is a effeminate bunch of narcissists, so how should that work out?
Sebastian Gomez
They also don't have DHT but according to retards DHT is causing balding kek
