/nbg/ - NOTHINGBURGER GENERAL - “what about the flu?”: Edition

REMINDER (1/2)

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 makes men infertile
There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 can cause infertility. Tests find that the virus is undetectable in the testicles and sperm: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.31.20042333v2

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 has antibody dependent enhancement (ADE)
There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 has ADE. Attempts at re-infection elicit a robust antibody response: biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.036418v1

>CVG MYTH: You cannot become immune to COVID-19
Though we cannot be sure how long immunity lasts, antibodies titres are found in recovered COVID-19 patients and all known coronaviruses confer at least some degree of temporary immunity: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20065771v1

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 mutates rapidly and there are multiple strains
COVID-19 has a relatively stable genome and mutates slower than influenza. Reports of multiple strains reference negligible genetic differences that have no effect on virulence or immune response: livescience.com/coronavirus-mutation-rate.html

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 contains HIV
Early debunked reports suggested the Novel Coronavirus genome contained HIV-like sequences. This HIV-like sequence refers to the virus’ spike protein, its mechanism for binding to ACE2 receptors on cells. Genomic analysis suggests that whilst the novel RNA Coronavirus mimics HIV’s binding mechanism, said mechanism is an independently arising protein of a different kind and does not entail a HIV-like pathogenesis: archive.is/rW2hA

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 destroys the immune system
Whilst COVID-19 can attack T-Cells, no evidence of viral reproduction in them could be found. Lymphopenia is common in viral infections and T-Cell counts should recover post-infection: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.11.20062349v1.full.pdf html

Fellow nothingburgerinos!
When do you think they will finally let us back to our joberino, to earn zogbuckos to buy producterinos and capeshiterino action figurinos?
I really hope they open up soon, I really need to get my g*sh d*ng H*CKing haircuterino.

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REMINDER (2/2)

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 stays latent in the body and can reactivate
The Novel Coronavirus COVID-19 is, unlike the DNA viruses HIV and Herpes, an RNA Virus. There are no scientifically known mechanisms by which RNA viruses become latent. Whilst it is true that the virus (like SARS) can persist for many weeks in patients, the body should ultimately clear the virus. Cases of ‘reactivation’ are most likely false negatives and mark the temporary failure of the immune system to clear small pockets of the virus after the main infection: archive.is/GuIBI (1/2) medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.27.20043299v1 (2/2)

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 infects and hides in the central nervous system
Whilst in very rare cases COVID-19 may infect the brainstem, this phenomenon is seen in other viral infections, including in influenza, and is known as encephalitis: pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 causes permanent lung damage
Whilst it is true that lungs can be damaged in some severe courses of infection, this is a common phenomenon in respiratory pathogens and particularly in pneumonia. Non-atypical lung lesions recover in-line with pneumonia recoveries and Ground Glass Opacities often disappear spontaneously: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4630533/ (1/2) pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020200370 (2/2)

>CVG MYTH: It is impossible to create a Coronavirus vaccine
Whilst there has never been a Coronavirus vaccine in humans, bovine corona vaccines exist and some success has been achieved in creating a vaccine for MERS. Experiments with vaccines in China already demonstrate that immunity can be conferred on monkeys via vaccine. Previous attempts for SARS and other common Coronaviruses were discontinued due to lack of need or want: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC227016/ (1/2) archive.is/mnO9h (2/2)

source: Swiss Propaganda Research
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

Thanks neetnigger
Why are there currently 2 cvg aka neetniggervirgincocksuckergeneral or are your numbers gonna go up to pic related

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Shut the fuck up retard, why would you tell them that

Italian parliament
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ok9Qu5rQRBc

>all the excess deaths coming from one source: NYC
Better let the rest of the country get infected then.

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>rigatoni rigatoni farfalle de mi amor
Yes. I see

This kills the /cvg/ nigger

>proof that covid killed more people last month than aids and heart disease put together means cvg is btfo

If you haven’t been treating this as a nothing burger for the last 2 weeks you’re a fucking retard

2 more weeks and we'll see corpses on the streets

Release the lockdown

Aggressively coughing in a public space without a mask gets you a warning

A second offense or being found in a public space without a mask after the first offense gets you a major fine

Arrest people on the third offense

>a place with shitload of covid cases has shitload of deaths
>places with a few covid cases have a fewer deaths, but still noticeably spike
>nothinglet:"durr this proves it's a nothingburgerino, let me go to my gay hipster bar and consoom producterinos"

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Yeah man who cares about a contagious disease that killed more people in the last two weeks than all causes put together

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Nah it's the apocalypse bro, wait for second wave apocalypse

14 more days and millions of corpses will pile up, literally black plague 2.0

>"2 more weekarinos haha"
>still too retarded to understand exponential growth.

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Yes? Are you retarded? How many more people does it need to kill per day? Its more than aids suicide car accidents and heart disease put together

Well it did kill 5 times more people last month than all previous months combined, so it's not that far fetched.

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>exponential growth
Here it is, folks. This is the state of happooners

>promising exponential growth in 2 more weeks since January

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Those were in no small number murder by ventilator. Notice how they don't talk about the ventilators anymore. I still want to talk about the ventilators. Truth be told many ant to talk about the ventilators.
Also exponential growth happened in January while no one was counting anything. Then everyone started looking for it. Throughout March the number that was counted was often an exponent of the number counted the previous day.
But you are the famous /nbg/ butt pirate after all.
I hope you're not an NYC doctor because those malpractice cases are going to be a motherfucker.

Yeah okay bro. We’ve had 5 deaths in my million person county. And all were older than 65.

It’s logistical growth. Exponential growth implies that it just keeps going on forever, this is a logistical growth curve because at a certain point it will level off

The happooners have zero proof and charts, they just chimp out and screech since they're unable to refute anything

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>3M cases
>1M already recovered (and more that never got tested during january/march)
>worldwide

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You really do this in every thread? How much do chinks pay you?

evidence? aha, that kind of real...
gossip swindle real

This, the virus kills quadrillions of people every day, it's the end of the world

>because it isnt happening to me, it isnt happening

They're not even trying to hide it any more.
Empty caskets!

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Ah, yes. The ventilator debacle. Lots of Deaths by ventilator here.
If you coughed, docs would put you in ventilators.
Ventilators have legitimate uses, but misusing them wrecks your lungs. If I had any sign of disease, I'd hide. I don't want to be put in a ventilator.

Coronavirus killed them so hard they disappeared.

Exponential growth never happened. It spread completely unmitigated for months.

.02 per you is the going rate.

Jesus christ you fucking shills need to step up your game

How much does China pay you?

>Ventilators have legitimate uses
And that's open cavity surgery that they put you completely under for. The act of setting up a lightly sedated patient with a ventilator and leaving the room is completely unprecedented.

fuck off, chang

It was in China's interest to release the virus and allow it to spread unmitigated before but their current metagame is making you think China can create a world ending superbug much less a functional aircraft carrier.

>no argument
>b-b-but "2 weekarinos haha"
>Everyone that was killed by corona was assassinated with ventilators.
>logistical growth
>doesn't understand that the only reason it is "logistical" at the moment, is due to lockdowns, social distancing etc.

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What’s nothingburger bros stance on eating out? I saw on the news that it can’t be spread through food but that sounds like bullshit

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The retards cling to this (totally not flu) virus to be the apocalypse like there's no tomorrow lmao

>pic from 2017
ecoeacao2012.blogspot.com/2017/06/um-caixao-sem-corpo-foi-sepultado.html

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>bodies can't deecompost

>IF YOU'RE NOT WITH US YOU'RE WITH THEM J-JUST WAIT UNTIL CO-CORONA-CHAN (cooms) GETS TO YOU (sucks on kikebux titty)

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Actually, happened to papa and mama.
They tested positive. Everyone in papa's job tested positive yet no symptoms.
Papa had a normal flu, though. It wasn't that bad.
We couldn't make him soup though, because he hates it.
It's not airborne AIDS that kill every normie, but mass hysteria leads them to think so.

>0.1% death rate
Imagine being this delusional.

>food
Oh...you're talking about that kind of eating out

>It's not airborne AIDS that kill every normie, but mass hysteria leads them to think so.
No bro it's the end of the world second wave apocalypse soon, maybe a third wave too, we could have the end of the world every year

>it's okay to use footage of a dummy to sell your shamdemic
>it's not okay to use real but old pictures to illustrate that millions of empty caskets are being buried in order to pretend something is really going on
Nobody knows anyone who has really died from this thing. It's all just numbers.

Exactly. Check these numbers.
In normal circumstances, this would be murder.
Unattended ventilators + lightly sedated patient = slow, somewhat painful death.

I know what light reading you've been doing these days but I don't think He would be happy if I just started going off on you recklessly.
Just realize there are people here who see what you're doing.

Is that done in... paint?

Based corona decomposing the bones as well.