/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3563

CRINGE

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> 3,373,706
How long has it been like this? Two? Three days?

>AHAHAHAhaHAHAAHAHAHA

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>over 1000 new deaths
>/nbg/ still deluding themselves
>everyone still reopening

China
>what virus lol
US
>what debt lol

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>CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
but they have no cases!

I want them to sit on my face and fill my throat and lungs with sweet deadly toxic cum.

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ACCELERATE IT

>numbers

CHECKED

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Be aware of future chink propaganda being used in social media.

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>LATEST
▶ 20954 new cases and 1173 new deaths in the United States
▶ 2394 new cases and 69 new deaths in India

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Who /ascended/ here?

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It Happened! YouTube Took All My Money Because I Spoke About This! You Deserve The Truth!
youtube.com/watch?v=75OVbo_sedE

Coronavirus testing target of 100,000 hit by UK government
youtube.com/watch?v=R8o2oJdPlNI

Quarantine Center in Uttar Pradesh, India
youtube.com/watch?v=byTm9sJfP9s

Dallas salon owner refuses to close shop during stay-at-home orders
youtube.com/watch?v=oBGrgee78R8

President Initiates Doomsday Protocols - Goes Underground
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UNTIL VACCINE IS FOUND WE HAVE TO LIVE WITH COVID-19 IN NIGERIA- DR CHIKWE IHEKWEAZU
youtube.com/watch?v=DTtepQ0hG1Y

At What Cost and To What End? The Lunacy of Further Lockdown
youtube.com/watch?v=EFWa0RRKBvA

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I cri every time

>mentally handicapped subhumans
t.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/tone/country/gr/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/wave/country/gr/page/1/

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nice

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>Who /ascended/ here?
The entirety of /cvg/ but unironically

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I'm feeling bearish on humanity's future

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this only applies to virgin loser neets that were never getting laid anyways

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would you?

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You pathetic bootlicking retards never fail to make me laugh with your “cvg” threads and your exaggerated statistics that don’t hold up to any scientific standards stay in fear lmao

Hello meds autist, have you taken yours yet?

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Alone? Might as well

requesting .gif or links to timelapse map if coronachan spread through usa and/or california counties please

hobo

Face it now, you were TRICKED again

>no human being can go through that

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Imagine hijacking one of those and converting into a floating pirate city. Just go around after reinforcing the hull and crushing yachts and plundering port cities once madmax conditions set in.

ive been receiving spam phone calls about winning free cruises recently kek

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Corona-chan is in control and Bobo is riding shotgun. The world will never be the same

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> only a 1000 new deaths
> /cvg/ still neets
> normies living their lives

He's not dead, he knew about a fuckton of shit of the virus and said he basically became a millionaire shorting the stock market. He just went either innawoods or to his bunker far away from the cities.
The only fools here are the ones who still post here, not far enough from the civilization that is going to burn

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NOTHINGBURGER

youtu.be/kncpglmZnnQ
>no masks
>screaming
>packed
Enjoy your 10000 new cases, USAbros.

Looking at the last 7 days on Worldometers, this seems like a record new infectees for a day ?
Has streetshitia had more daily infectees than this since the habbening started ?

>daily deaths flat lining worldwide for well over 2 weeks now
Kek, its over. Eat your 5kg of rice and get back to work losers.

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Does anyone know what time the restaurant opens?

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Manuel, stop it, you are just embarassing yourself now

thelancet.com/journals/lanres/article/PIIS2213-2600(20)30216-2/fulltext

>COVID-19 cytokine storm: the interplay between inflammation and coagulation

Thing is that work is just a jail cell, only when you realize that it is too late.
Will do, I am going to do it later in the evening so keep a lookout.

>LATEST
▶ 155 new cases and 3 new deaths in Israel
▶ 800 new cases and 45 new deaths in Germany
▶ 6209 new cases and 428 new deaths in Brazil

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anyone checking gloomtube
>those LA protests
riots soon

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good because the world sucked before coronachan

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Oh shit Brazil's numbers just got updated. +6,209 new cases, +428 deaths.

There's still over 4 hours left in the GMT day and Brazil updates throughout the day. Their numbers may still go higher today.

Not even 1 million dead. Nothingburger confirmed

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archive.vn/7WFg3

> WIV's lead virus researcher #shizhengli flees china
> goes to france with lots of classified chink secrets

This is pretty big happening (IF TRUE)
She's the same woman from the pasta about the Wuhan scientist who took a block of ice and left it at the market and was caught on CCTV

PRAISE CORONA-CHAN

PRAISE HER
SPREAD HER LOVE

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What are the two strains and why do I only ever hear about COVID-19

Getting a little bit worried about Brazil desu.

>LATEST
▶ 24153 new cases and 1277 new deaths in the United States
▶ 10 new cases in South Sudan

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you are right. More jews died than this. Where the goyim shoah too?!

Read a math book you greekoid subhuman baboon

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What airport? Totally my oc.

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It's just a flu, you commie faggots.

France is putting out some weak as shit numbers today.

Good

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That pasta made it onto national Turkish television talking about sanctions against China kek

could this drug help that?
faron.com/pipeline/traumakine-fp-1201-lyo

>#3563
What exactly do you faggots even discuss in these threads any more?

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france lied people died
allahu ackbar

>we might actually get to 30K infected today for the second day in a row
Call me Nostradamus

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>wanting us asylum?
Im interested in her role in all this and if she was played
also, your claim was a random post from february with no proof

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What the fuck is the point of showing your firearms? Isn't that an easy way to get into more shit?

dilate

Shut up half-kike. Yes greekoids are half-kikes(or some long forgotten offshoot).Look at curly hair on statues, paintings.Look at specific hereditary genetic diseases - CHECKED.
Lazy, thieving, and schizophrenic - CHECKED.
Not having a spine to start properly solving the rapefugee crisis - CHECKED.

Everyone decided to open up, expect millions dead. You /nbg/ guys memed us into Spanish flu 2.0, good job.

I LOVE CORONACHAN

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The guy who posted this is right. Basically you get a virus from an animal and keep infecting new animals and then force species jump the virus by infecting a different type of host for gain of function.
repeat over and over to force evolve Corona-chan.
Which is funny because all the articles that come out to debunk the human hand in Corona-chan say it has not been genetically altered. Which is true there was no crisper used.
Its a very specific truth that masks the possible truth.
If bat lady is escaped she needs to be captured and debriefed.

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How to lube up their boipucci for BBC

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i'm getting weird February deja-vu

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They're lying so the Rotshchild kike Macron can get shekels of it isn't obvious

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how to keep girls away.
the techniques i've learned in here have kept my peepee safe during the lockdown.
if it weren't for these threads, i'd just have a giant callus for a crotch due to the missus pandemic-increased libido.
seriously, no more babbies please.

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Very big if true. CCP might want to kill her before she can spill the beans.

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P

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I LOVE YA CORONA-CHAN
PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS CLOWN WORLD

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This is by far the funniest of all you pathetic neetniggers

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>2 more weeks of shutdown for us.

Now to see what happens in the rest of Europe

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I realy hope it's true

Also 2 more weeks.

>only two days of shutdown for us
My brother goes to school on Monday, everyone works, everything's as always.

This is going to be a fantastic year!

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lol nothingburger general doesn't even exist

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P

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Burn his factories.
Kill him.

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If this turns out true
What could be the repercussions?
What would happen if that woman truly still the beans?

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Why contain it?
It's cool

>mfw work for court
>first public cases delayed to late June

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That wasn’t an nbg lurk some more

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im just glad finland is part of that 2 weeks

Damn Coronachan been busy today

dude reopen the country and weed lmao!

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>phonefaggot screenshot with some post whining about that news-related thread exists
Pretty funny shit, though I guess laughing over people who are still stuck at the first stage of grief is not nice.

Is the extremely high rate of death in USA due to their muttified shitty DNA, which rendered their immune systems useless?
Did they overdo the mutt thing, and now nature is like "lmao get those nasty fat fucks off of my planet!"?

Is the death rate so low in China because they didn't fall for the "hey man, how about you mutt up your DNA a little, huh?" meme?

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Nothingburger worshipers making faggoty porn as they lose their money is pretty funny

nobody cares about your fake ass general comeback to cvg or fuck off

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