European Army

>You are drafted to the European army.

Nah I won't, unless they are willing to get in a gunfight which would end up with my death and likely several on their side as well. Everyone would lose.

surrender, I’m not dying for gays and sand niggers

You have to go back Ivan

Wonder how they will make me shoot Russians when I just don't give a fuck.

Why are the French always so cucked?

so instead of defending our women, we're off to defend ukrainian women?

Join up, I do kill Putnik myselg

I would defect to the russian army.

I would start a mass desertion, shoot our officers and march on Brussels.

You don't give a fuck about Europe, Germany, your family or yourself.

Go die alone you depressed cunt

Defect to the Russians because no EU country besides France has a meaningful army.

The rest have glorified police forces.

Expect mass deserting especially by krauts and frogs. Russians and Ukrainians have way more war experience than any other Euro country. Even Ukrainians would take germans with ease.

It's either hold your ground at Ukraine 's frontier to Russia or live long enough so that Europe is a commie block and you watch your family starve

shoot everyone around me until they shoot me. I will not be a pawn.

I give a fuck about myself, that's why I'm not fighting Russians for no reason. If you want someone to fight that war ask the Poles. They'd probably go.

ROACH FLAG

Start firing on my own troops.Fuck EU and fuck NATO!

>why the hell would you be drafted for a theoretical european army though?
Theoretical for how long? Germans unironically support this shit.

Your brave grandfather would be disappointed on you

Fuck you I'll fight who I want when I want. Not when you tell me to.

Is killing Russian occupiers supposed to be some kind of hard decision?

Fucking commie

Nothing cuz Brexit

You are a based man

You will fight your own wars

>What do you do?
drink vodka shots with the Russians when Im not slaying REMF pussy

Fine as long as you poison their drinks

Sure how much would I be paid and do I have a life insurance?

The EU will be no more before this decade is done.

fuck polish bitches and kill russians

Nope. He did fight the russians and came back with a "fuck that shit show, worst idea ever. If you think about re-doing that I'm gonna slap the living shit out of you" attitude.

There's bigger chance that the US will dissolve before the EU tho.

>Drafted into the european army
You don't want that.
You really, really don't want that.

There is 0 chances for the EU to be destroyed this century.

"Ukrainian" nation does not exist, so I will kill a couple of hohols in Lvov and give it to the poles

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The European army will be centrally funded, money is not the issue.
It's the cause, you will defend Europe foreign enemies and preserve the European way of life

Without us you Will spoke turkish right now

>deployed to Ukraine
>have to kill Russians
So who exactly DON'T I shoot?

I give no fuck about Europe or European way of life, I am interested on how much you pay and I get any benefits.

Based. Lenin created ukrainian "nation"

What's 'European way of life'?

>implying

Shut the fuck up Matthias.
You need to learn that there is greater things in life worth fighting for. Europe is one of those

Yeah and that is why Bulgarians, Rumanians and other shit-tier people will be the only people actually going for a job there. Good money for no work. And you know how famous they are for winning wars.

And the main reason why that is actually going to happen is because you can now deploy these shit-tier mercs to suppress the population of normal countries. Not like a Bulgarian would say no to good money to kick some Germans ass.

Feel free to go then. I sit here with 95% of all Germans and watch you get shot. Would even pay for your equipment though. :)

>preserve the European way of life
Are you so stupid to believe into le united evrop and shit meme? Europe should be divided into nations poulating it to preserve their genetics and unique culture

Russians are European.

No.
More.
Brother.
Wars.

You don't need the army to "suppress" the population, idiot.

Worthless mercenary

Are you a turk? If so, go away from bulgarian you durty muslim nobody want you here

If the Russian would pay more I am not going to lie and say I am not going to become their soldier.So better make sure I get a lot of money and benefits in return of keeping your geopolitical interests.
If you dont want it then I guess the Russian can be interested in it.As long as I get what I want I dont care who controls Europe.

>Europe should be divided into nations poulating it to preserve their genetics and unique culture
When are you letting go of those republics in the Russian Federation?

You are a dumbass if you think that. Finland already has mandatory service. In Switzerland they do too, and they get to take their rifles home in case they need to be rapidly mobilized.

Russians are trying to subvert our great union.
They want to divide us and conquer.
You imperialists scums

Why would I be a Turk, you subhuman shit?
Go away with this "eternal gratitude" bullshit.

Ofc you would say it romania is united with all its national territories. You cant feel the pain of russians hungarians germans we lost like 50 % of our national territory like donbass south Siberia (north kazahstan) etc

Europe should've been one from Lisbon to Vladivostok
Preserving genetics and unique culture in 2020? Like what, Dutch culture? Polish culture? Those are not real things. Something common and European can be still saved though

>drafted into EU army
I was under the impression that Brexit meant Brexit. I would rather be drafted into the a real regiment with queens colours and battle honours going back to the early 1700s.

Europe a way of life is the most based you commie

Caucasus must go away. The rest of republicks is atleast half russian. And finno ugrian "culture" not even worth saving, so no

Ukraine would defeat the top-line Kraut tanks with salo

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I am italian, so, I switch side.