EVERYONE LISTEN UP OKAY LISTEN.
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I WANT MY PRESENT. I WANT TO GO BACK HOME TO MARS AS I DON'T LIKE IT HERE ON EARTH ANYMORE, THIS PLANET HASN'T BEEN COOL SINCE 1997. SO PLEASE HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THOSE SPACESHIPS SORTED, I WANT OUT NOW.
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May 1, 2020 - 20:07
Aries wanting to go back to Mars >Checks out astrologically
May 1, 2020 - 20:22
soon
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May 1, 2020 - 20:24
> 1997 > not 1945
wrong answer you deserve to get stranded on uranus
May 1, 2020 - 20:24
poasting in a Helghast bread
May 1, 2020 - 20:25
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May 1, 2020 - 20:27
I hate it here too,Is there place for me on Mars?
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May 1, 2020 - 20:28
yes
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May 1, 2020 - 20:29
Thank you brother ,and I am being serious for wanting to move there
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May 1, 2020 - 20:32
Bump
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May 1, 2020 - 20:33
the madlad is going all out today, he's really pushing to get it done soon. Btw NASA actually approved SpaceX's contract for a lunar program, basically just gave them $140m to help build Starship. Genuinely could all be happening very soon
twitter.com /JimBridenstine /status /1255902514542718976
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May 1, 2020 - 20:35
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as hell
May 1, 2020 - 20:40
>Meme flag. >Talking shit about Mars.
Yeah okay rabbi.
May 1, 2020 - 20:41
You're staying here on earth Elon Musk.
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May 1, 2020 - 20:41
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May 1, 2020 - 20:48
Happy birthday, user.
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May 1, 2020 - 20:51
we dont want you here mars nigger
May 1, 2020 - 20:51
*dumps 100 tons of red martian sand in LEO* nuthin' personal, earfer
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May 1, 2020 - 20:53
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May 1, 2020 - 21:04
ITS BACK LADSSSSSS
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4kek is censoring it into oblivion all the roasties are chomping this could be the happening of the century. Everyone report the fuck in right now to
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May 1, 2020 - 21:05
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May 1, 2020 - 21:10
Gift me a hot Martian babe while you're there Space user.
May 1, 2020 - 21:14
too late
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May 1, 2020 - 21:21
But it is every man's dream to get a green skinned space baby
May 1, 2020 - 21:23
Please take me with you, I hate it here.
May 1, 2020 - 21:39
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May 1, 2020 - 22:04
I like to call them squats
May 1, 2020 - 22:07
It’s my birthday, too! Happy birthday to us, user.
May 1, 2020 - 22:09