EVERYONE LISTEN UP OKAY LISTEN

EVERYONE LISTEN UP OKAY LISTEN.

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I WANT MY PRESENT. I WANT TO GO BACK HOME TO MARS AS I DON'T LIKE IT HERE ON EARTH ANYMORE, THIS PLANET HASN'T BEEN COOL SINCE 1997. SO PLEASE HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THOSE SPACESHIPS SORTED, I WANT OUT NOW.

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Aries wanting to go back to Mars
>Checks out astrologically

soon

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> 1997
> not 1945

wrong answer you deserve to get stranded on uranus

poasting in a Helghast bread

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I hate it here too,Is there place for me on Mars?

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yes

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Thank you brother ,and I am being serious for wanting to move there

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Bump

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the madlad is going all out today, he's really pushing to get it done soon. Btw NASA actually approved SpaceX's contract for a lunar program, basically just gave them $140m to help build Starship. Genuinely could all be happening very soon

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Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell

>Meme flag.
>Talking shit about Mars.

Yeah okay rabbi.

You're staying here on earth Elon Musk.

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>YouKay

Happy birthday, user.

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we dont want you here mars nigger

*dumps 100 tons of red martian sand in LEO*
nuthin' personal, earfer

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ITS BACK LADSSSSSS

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4kek is censoring it into oblivion all the roasties are chomping this could be the happening of the century.
Everyone report the fuck in right now to

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Thanks leaf.

Gift me a hot Martian babe while you're there Space user.

No racemixing.

too late

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But it is every man's dream to get a green skinned space baby

Please take me with you, I hate it here.

Best not.

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I like to call them squats

It’s my birthday, too! Happy birthday to us, user.