/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3564

>be conspiracy youtuber
>complain that youtube doesnt want ads on your videos so you get no money
>THEY'RE TRYING TO CENSOR THE TRUTH! SIGN UP TO MY EXCLUSIVE SITE FOR ONLY 9.99 TO SEE WHAT I CAN SHOW HERE!

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obligatory

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked with love especially just FOR YOU!

What do you do?

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Have you guys counted all your Corona-chan pics by days/years (ie: one picture per day)?
My collection is of 4.7 years, I could make a parody of Noah Kalina at this point

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Sun Lijun helped Zhengli Shi

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Holy shit look at him breakdancing
looks like a fucking fish

why? its such a beautiful day out!

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>tfw want to boop each user but don't want to get bullied by daytime /cvg/ again
Can I do one small one??

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ask her how often she uses the n-word

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>LATEST
▶ 23 new cases in Maldives

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just want lewd coronas honestly

NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN BUNDARINO

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yes

then catch one yourself

this is what kinda of burger this is, in the long run desu

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Yeah that's the only reason I come to these threads. I hope jannies stay out so we can post lots of corona lewds and we can all coom to her anime pussy together.

War when?

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>+1,444

blogto.com/city/2020/05/ontario-business-reopen/
We're all going to die my fellow Ontariofags

Praise be corona-chan
Please Save us from this clown-world

Eat your 5kg of rice fags and get back to work

should've ended him with a pedigree

HHH style

Why tho? Who?

Deadly glowfags, dangerous COOFERs, anarchists, and niggers...nothing will stop Corona from protecting the planet.

>Day: 113 (-12:15:00)
OP, it's really triggering my autism, update the count down time at least in the next bread

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>Hey Mark who's that besides you?
>I dunno man she just appeared saying she's a co-host or something.

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Everyone vs china

California is kill
youtu.be/4Jt0_L1amVw

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>tfw manitoba
>barely any cases here
Thank god no one cares about this shithole.

Did you expected anything else?

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I am convinced that a cocktail of ;

>Vitamin C
>Turmeric
>Manolaurin

Taken in a high dose will treat and cure corona faster than any pharmaceutical. Prove me wrong

Turmeric stops cytokine storms
iv.iiarjournals.org/content/29/1/1.full

Manolaurin antiviral
> The antiviral action, attributed to monolaurin (the monoglyceride of lauric acid), is that of solubilizing the lipids and phospholipids in the envelope of the pathogenic organisms causing the disintegration of their outer membrane. There is also evidence that MCFA interfere with the organism's signal transduction [60] and the antimicrobial effect in viruses is due to interference with virus assembly and viral maturation
>Monolaurin is a fat found in coconut oil that is also available as a dietary supplement. It exerts some interesting antiviral effects with confirmed activity to viruses similar to coronavirus. Many viruses, as well as bacteria and protozoa (parasites) are enveloped by a protective membrane composed of fatty substances (lipids). Current research indicates that monolaurin dissolves lipids in the fatty envelope, basically disintegrating the organisms’ protective shield and causing them to be easily destroyed by the immune system. Though monolaurin has not been studied on coronavirus, it may have some benefit. The typical dosage of monolaurin in 1,000-1,500 mg twice daily.

Vitamin C is an essential factor on the anti viral immune response
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3659258/

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American police are based

>the sax of doom
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OPEN CALIFORNIA BEACHES NOW

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The US will struggle to surpass 2000 deaths today
If they open up and mass mingle for a while, that will give the virus a good go at it and help those numbers in the future. For now though we might see mediocre numbers for a bit.
Brazil’s numbers are starting to grow and show good potential- they’ll never count accurately though and that’s disappointing in this happening event.
Italy, France and Spain are showing good signs of virus slow down and that increases the propensity for them to open up and allow and nice fresh second wave.
The Brits have failed to do anything of note numbers wise and are an abject failure.
While Russia’s infected rate grows big time their Death Stats just aren’t up to grade yet and will need a big improvement to be taken seriously
Back to you Stan

Literally where? Is that a city in Alaska??

Context? Holy shit.

AMERICA NUMBER ONE

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>LATEST
▶ 26683 new cases and 1456 new deaths in the United States
▶ 1619 new cases and 56 new deaths in Pakistan
▶ 52 new cases in Guinea-Bissau

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they're fascist accordionists without knowing it

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>Monolaurin

Fucks sakes I already got quercetin. What the fuck is this shit?

It's an indian colony.

You pathetic bootlicking retards never fail to make me laugh with your “cvg” threads and your exaggerated statistics that don’t hold up to any scientific standards stay in fear lmao

This is old. Just some old police brutality. I think the guy had a mental breakdown or some shit.

add some vitamin d user as 100% of under 75 ICU patients in one study were found to be deficient.
Turmeric also has anticoagulant properties and should help with the hypercoagulation.
I don't know about Manolaurin but I will read up on it.
Good suggestions user

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Fun fact: Karachi, Pakistan is the 7th largest city in the world.
It's possible we might start seeing some BIG numbers from Pakistan in the coming weeks.

>posting the WiiU cuck

>burch family
thats something straight from resident evil

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More on vitamin C:

>The suggestion that vitamin C may be beneficial in a number of viral infections is based on two concepts, namely, i) patients with acute infectious diseases have low circulating vitamin C levels (likely due to metabolic consumption) [9,30], and ii) vitamin C has beneficial immunomodulating properties in patients with viral infections, predominantly by increasing the production of α/β interferons and downregulating the production of pro-inflammatory cytokines (as discussed above).

Its coconut oil sir, just cook with it and it should help

Let’s hope there are infected among them or this protest is a waste of time

name my band

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Whew, made it to another weekend uninfected.
Guess we'll see how bad reopening goes in some places. Hoping there is more rioting at state capitols where barely anyone has died in comparison to NYC.
Cheers corona-chan!

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>Two videos, made public in federal court in Newark, show a Paterson police officer brutally beating a patient at St. Joseph’s Regional Hospital.

>In the video, a patient, lying in his hospital bed, tells the officer "do it," "do it" before Ruben McAusland slaps the man twice across the face, so hard that blood sprays onto the bed.

>Ruben McAusland was sentenced Wednesday to more than five years in prison for drug dealing and assaulting a hospital patient. McAusland was on duty and in uniform during the March 18, 2018 incident.

>The patient, identified as Andrew Casciano, has filed a $4 million lawsuit against the city.

>Police officer Roger Then recorded video of the assault with his cell phone. Then has pleaded guilty in the hospital assault.

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>highest kill rate in:
>USA
>Spain
>Italy
>France
>heavily muttified countries are hit the hardest
Is Corona Chan a mutt remover?

REMOVE MUTT

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yes vitamin D if you don't get enough sun. But that is more for immunity not so much if youre already sick. Vitamin C helps when youre already sick

youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk

The WHO

Things are going to get very interesting

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It's high in saturated fats so you can actually cook with it.

Ride the Censorship
Crawling Chinks
The Chinkies

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That is the Zetas cartel. They are into spanking subordinates

You're forgetting the UK, which has a per-capita kill rate twice as high as the US.

Corona-chan also loves to remove the chink mutts, too bad they are shy about their stats

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Mr. Ching and the Chongs

Fuck all of these cops protecting politicians.
If they weren't getting paid they would let everyone inside.

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Chinese Democracy

Is it still a nothingburger?

what did he mean by this?

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Wow way to be both insanely barbaric but also super gay at the same time.

>Man brutally beaten by Paterson cops in a hospital in 2018 is found dead
damn.
northjersey.com/story/news/paterson-press/2019/12/30/andrew-casciano-man-brutally-beaten-cops-hospital-2018-found-dead/2775587001/

The Beetles

half arsed pasta get better by rewriting the whole of the original and not just a small part of it

It's cool.

>Huntington beach CA

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please!

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...Florida Attorney... My sides!

china is trying to kill her :)

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The Nothingburgers

the only good thing that white nigger has ever done is serve as an irl filter for retards

All those fat obese people. Oh man corana chan is going to coom like never before.

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>Brutality
>Gayness
The founders were trained by the CIA at the school of the americas, what else would you expect?

Post link faggot
youtu.be/q4jDhSOYoyI

deus ex is fucking based

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trying? last i heard she was arrested for something financial related, only to never be heard from again

is that the leaker? oh she's dead already. if any large nation want someone dead they die eventually.

America is going to be a-okay.

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Right, forgot about the mutt capitol of the world, the BritMutt Islands.

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>Hah! Silly gweilo, you've been constantly mocking me fol the oligin of this pandemic?
>Do you leally wish to kill me naoh? In your westeln glound with one thousand files?
>You bettel ask fo' fogivness

>why contain it?

lel, insta-calling their bluff.

Maybe Trudeau will be assassinated to make the plan work. No doubt glowies would do it.

Whoops, didn't even know there were protests in Sac. We'd been doing so well, too.

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The smell of smoke coming from the hospital 5 minutes down the road from me has been constant for weeks
Is it likely just to be PPE incineration or am I inhaling corona victims?

Yup my prophylaxis stack is as follows
>5000 IU Vitamin D
>10g Vitamin C (5x 2g/day in 500ml of water)
>15mg zinc
>1000mg quercetin (2x 500mg/day
assuming I get sick I would up the quercetin to 5000mg/day and up the Vitamin C 20g-40g/day with a percentage of that being liposomal.
I will have to grab some Turmeric and look at the other anti-viral you suggested

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roll for world dying before christmas

old as fuck video and completely unrelated fuck off retard

youtube.com/watch?v=e8mR1tf0IUw

If it's smell like grilled meat, it's the latter.

Glorious China tells 100% true numbers. The Chinese just don't have fucked up, muttified DNA and their immune systems are not retarded by:
- mutt DNA
- shitty diet
- being lazy fat fucks

The flu does nothing to the Chinese, while it slaughters the mutts lmao.
Let's take a moment to laugh at mutts.

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>not wanting to see all the christmas theamed Corona's

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your thinking of eva chan. i hope shes safe

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Ooga boooga booo ooga?
>Boooga oogg oog ooooogaaaa booga
BOOOGA? OOOGA BOOGA BOOOOOOGA OOOOGA?

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quiet down, you

She was the labrat
thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/exclusive-dr-shi-zhengli-wuhan-institute-virology-connected-coronavirus-experimented-live-animals-proof/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=websitesharingbuttons

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what did I just watch

imagine shilling for the economy anno 2020 i rather have my people starve desu senpai

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Their genre would be Coof n' Roll

lol none of this will save you when your time comes. Do not shy away from Corona-chan's embrace, she comes for all.

Good luck finding tumeric. I stock piled it waay back in early March, haven't seen it in stores since then.

the dude looks just like him. this is a fucking simulation. I remember playing that game 20yrs ago

First day out of lockdown - get plowed down by a mobility scooter.

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A toast to annihilation
Praise coronakami, take my breath away and still my beating heart
>Dying from ADE, leaking fluid from every bodily orifice

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OOOOOHHHHHH SHHHIIIIITTTT I'M GONNA
CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

Would Idris Elba become a Queen consort? Is that an official title in Canada?

Or these even?

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