*ding* *ding*
I have an announcement to make. Please, gather around.
*ding* *ding*
Thomas Baker
Lincoln Turner
Let me guess: niggers
Isaac Nguyen
Oh good I was just wondering if there was any announcements coming
Justin Howard
Fuck off.
Logan Sanchez
Sebastian Lopez
Go on user, we are waiting.
Andrew Gomez
No that was the last time
Gavin Morales
standing by
Aaron Wright
The floor is yours, good sir
Adrian Ramirez
I'm all ears, pal.
Connor Morris
I hope those boys in the based department had their coffee
Lincoln Ward
Gather round, my shitposting frens
And endure the horrifying sights
Only your worst nightmares could produce...
Actual human beings of a deformed nature...
Come at once
and indulge yourself...
In our own twisted amusement
Of another's misfortune...
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
Enter our three ring board of freaks, incels, kikes, niggers, shills, thrills and tranny jannies...
Cameron Kelly
13 do 50. That is all.
Zachary Long
Go on...
Ryan Adams
I SHALL START FOR YOU GOOD SIR
*AHEM*
JANIES
Easton Martinez
Go on
Leo Rivera
This thread can't get any more baste.
Zachary Stewart
Sir. We're going to have to ask you to leave this fine establishment.
>calls Ivan to remove said faggot
OP, please do continue.
Julian Morales
As you were, OP?
Grayson Price
Hello gentleman frens, hope some seats are still occupable: looking forward to assists this exhibition, surely a masterpiece
Aiden Perry
good. Don't disappoint!
Bentley Perry
You're wrong. It's actually 5%. Discount the women and discount a fraction of the black men.
Julian Anderson
Dominic Evans
Well, what is a ban from a tranny jannie?
I'll gladly listen in on this!
>crowd hums in anticipation
Caleb Kelly
FUCK
Tyler Harris
Let's hear it for the skitzoes
Let's hear it for the losers
Let's hear it for the frog posting gentlemen
The hormumculous of testosterone lacking onions rump of unwanted male humanity
Those supreme gentlemen for whom all ladies are potential tradwifes and to be honoured as mothers
In this time of global need YOU have stepped up to the plate. YOU have eaten All your tendies and NOW like a Good Boy you will get your reward
To wot : this forthcoming announcements
Evan Young
Do they serve appetizers at this fine establishment?
Christopher Ward
Thank you sir
Samuel Long
Oh, fantastic! I've arrived in time.
Let me grab a cocktail and a seat on this fine Friday afternoon.
Jackson Gonzalez
all ears
Lucas Parker
Hmm, I was wrong.
A graphic, sir? No wailing of the tonsils tonight?
Oh, well. Until the next time....
Jack Long
are we still waiting for anyone?
Owen Brown
Fascinating. Might I add, FUCK JANNIES.