This is Saint Helena

Saint Helena is a rock in the middle of the ocean over 1,000 miles from the nearest coast. The entire rock is only 47 sq mi. Europeans first discovered this rock in the 1500s and settled on it shortly after.

500 years later this rock in the middle of the ocean is a nicer place to live than all of Africa and most of Asia. Why?

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unironically all non-whites should be eliminated. we could do it, too.

The island is a British colony, m8

>Worst place where I've been
>Shithole certified

t. Napoléon

kek good one

This is Tristan da Chunha, the most remote European settlement on earth at 1,500 miles from the nearest coast.

It also has a higher standard of living than the majority of the entire planet despite a 6 day boat trip being the only way of reaching it.

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but it's a rock

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Check.

Wait what are you checking?

the island is not autism friendly.

pic related is the airport.
that runway upsets me more than the fact the rick is so close to Africa.

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Napoleon on St. Helena.
If not for that nugget of history, I might have never heard of the island .

Is it possible to move to Saint Helena, or does one have to be a British citizen to live there? What are the local politics like?

it still sucks balls and is depressing as hell. the people there aren't really white--there's a good youtube video about the island. the only reason the place can survive is because the british government pays for have a big ship come and deliver food and gibs to the mutt trash who live there. i mean, point taken that it's better than africa because niggers are incapable of running a functional society, but i just wanted to point out that st helena sucks.

Thats now how checking works fren. I could check your post, not his. See your post No? How it ends in repeating numbers? You check those, not things you agree with.

Christ Almighty how this board has fallen

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To be fair, Saint Helena is basically subsidised by an RAF airstrip and a naval base

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Eat a fuckin bullet

he just couldnt handle british cuisine

They're not british citizens technically, though they have the right to move to the UK.
>The citizens of Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha hold British Overseas Territories citizenship

The three of them have elected assemblies and make all their own laws except for defence and foreign policy, which is decided by the UK government.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Helena,_Ascension_and_Tristan_da_Cunha

>t. Seething shitskin

Deep down you know hes right.

>Christ Almighty how this board has fallen...
...into memeland.
Everywhere else it denotes an affirmative.
Sorry for ruining your fun.

Pretty much the same arrangement as between the Micronesian islands and the US.

>Merrill Joshua, a member of the local government, dresses up as Napoleon outside a house where the exiled French emperor's personal assistant used to live, in Jamestown
BAHHHAHAHA!!

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High IQ

>though they have the right to move to the UK

So in your governments eyes theyre no different than Africans

Thank you. How does an American move to Saint Helena? Would living on the island, after years of time, eventually enable me to move to Britain if I wanted to?

Fucking lel

Could you make money as a Napoleon impersonator? If nothing else,, the uniforms were nice.

As of 2016 there were 4,534 residents on the island: 50% nigger, 25% Bong and 25% Chink

Stings a little, but my point still stands Ezra

If that doesn’t make it obvious people are shit IDK what does

this is tel aviv, 80 years ago it was a shitty desert and than the jews made it into a nicer place to live than most of the world, how?

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So whats the economy based on? A military base most likely.

Tel Aviv is unironically a city comprised of nothing but brutalism and commieblocks, with a few tourist areas made nice for white people. There are nicer parts of your country, you wont win this fight.

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The Tel Aviv area of Israel really reminds me of California.

California is a kike commie hellscape but its an actual paradise compared to Israel. Wait for him to get assmad and try to prove me wrong, Ill show you the truth.

It’s literally farther from Africa than Stockholm.

Every major city got these shity run down places.
Personally I don't care about tel aviv and big cities better to live in small settlments.

It used to be poor and like all of israel it is undergoing gentrification.

>How does an American move to Saint Helena?
Not sure, their local government controls immigration.
>Would living on the island, after years of time, eventually enable me to move to Britain if I wanted to?
No, they did a bit of fiddle here. In 2002 all overseas territory citizens (except those of akrotiri and dekhalia in cyprus) were also given british citizenship. All children of british citizens are also British citizens, so pretty much all OT citizens are also british citizens.

As an american you could live there and get BOT citizenship, but not British citizenship. You'd have the right to visit the UK for up to two years though (rather than the usual 6 months for Americans).

Fair, every major city has its ghettos. Ill give you that.

The difference between Euros and you? The nice parts of our cities are brimming with history and culture, the architecture on display has its roots in antiquity and we celebrate that. You dont have anything similar and I challenge you to prove me wrong. Ill give you an example, The Knesset. A countrys government building projects its values, what it stands for, where it came from, what it hopes to achieve. All over the world, even in 3rd world shitholes like India this idea is on display and genuinely impressive. This is what you all decided to build, my fucking sides.

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Looks like a fun place to study geology.