Isn't wearing one proof enough?
Apple Watch 6 might detect mental health issues
You missed a goddamn golden opportunity to shop that onto the elephant arm.
>Isn't wearing one proof enough?
ITODDLERS BTFO
fuck
>buying products from a company whos logo is literally the forbidden apple that satan convinced Eve to take a bite of which got her and adam kicked out of Eden
off course it will only a retard with mental issues would buy this piece of shit
Buying apple product = mental problems.
>muh jew book
Hey what happened to Obama being the antichrist?
Imagine buying an Apple watch...
Yeah
Who would intentionally put a Police ankle Bracelet on them selves?
To make it worse you gotta buy the goddamn thing
As if android is any better. It used to be but now its just pozzed bloatware
at least you can root android and de-jewgle it
i have one and its great it improved my life
First Applewatch diagnosis: you were crazy enough to drop $450 on this pos watch.
Apple Watch is based. I can listen to music on my watch and carry nothing on a run. It also lets me leave the house without a phone and still be connected. Plus, the fitness tracking keeps you honest. Hate more brokeasses
How?
Based.
Out of 50 people in my office the poorest are with the most expensive phones and no one in the top have iphone (or watch lel)
>brokeasses
Why is this always the macfag retort? The balance of my bank account isn't because I spend money on shit like this.
Ziiing
It's kinda like wearing a MAGA hat, there is no fancy technology it's just the perfect marketing to ensure nunnies wear it like a star of David.
any watch with a stress meter is good
>Oh my gosh my social anxiety is really crippiling
>That's terrible, how we're you diagnosed
>my apple watch
Who's Obama?
I've never understood why people obsess about handheld computers. Why the fuck would you carry an unsecured tracking device around with you everywhere?
Yeah im pissed I bought an att s10 and theres no way to root it
based
That stupid söyboy is running the clock on his Workout app while taking a picture of his Apple Watch app lmfao COPE
Still got the OnePlus 5t from the boys in hong kong and they give you the tools to root it on their website
explain
Tracking for Sports, i use it to pay at stores, dont need my phone etc.
insurance companies would kill for that info...
>muh fedora
would trust a jew sooner than I would trust fedora tipper
>Apple watch is based. I can listen to the brainwash and carry nothing on a run. It also lets me leave the house without a ratbrain reward device and still be tethered to to grid. Plus, the fitness tracking keeps a log of all my bio data, hate more consumers.
>unsecured
It's literally secured. I has a lock screen, no one can snatch it and just use it.