/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3566

>he paid his rent

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>user thinks its over

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This coronavirus — the spreading is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

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*pounces into a huggle* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

Boo~! x3

I can't believe I scared you again!!

It's almost like you want these huggles or something... ^ω^

I hope so because I love giving them to super important people! ´･ᴗ･`

But you what I love even more?

This!!

*wuggles extra hard* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

Because you are so warm...

Please take care of yourself! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

NO SILLY RISKS!! >:(

-Boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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They are doing great job at testing strength of the trees though

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She is looking weaker by the day. Cope harder.

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Is she even anyhow well-known by artists? I have 4 pics of her at best

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you ever look at that hole and wonder if you're digging a shelter or a grave

and now my day is complete. thanks for the boops
~boop

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NOTHINGBURGERS CANNOT EXPLAIN

>Why 14 people dropped dead on a normal cruise ship

>Why Iran had to resort to mass graves or why its parliament got sick en masse

>Why Italy had to use the military to move bodies piling up by the dozen

>Why Manaus is resorting to mass burials to cope with the surge in deaths

>Why the Russian PM fell ill and why Putin needed to video call him about it

>Why there will be no more Irrfan Khan movies coming out of India

Their entire argument only makes sense if you look with tunnel vision at America, or assume nearly the entire world from Jerusalem to Tehran to Beijing to Delhi is in on a conspiracy to hoodwink fat boomers in Miami.

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but what about the augmentation project?

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>weaker

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At first, I wanted a happening.
Then, I kinda didn't want things to get worse.
Now I'm just glad I have a good excuse to continue my degenerate lifestyle for some time after I get my master's degree.

What about this?
livescience.com/coronavirus-reinfections-were-false-positives.html

convincing.

Continue to bring happiness wherever you go, booper, because even though there's the haters, the good you do is appreciated far more

Thanks friend

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Among other things, but I must admit that I have been somewhat disappointed with the performance of the primary unit.

This eagle says no to the lockdowns.

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>New Mexico blocking roads to Gallup

Shit is looking real familiar bros

cbsnews.com/news/gallup-new-mexico-riot-control-act-coronavirus/

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He smokes Camel Wides.

I can explain! There's been an outbreak of a novel respiratory infection that is fairly lethal, more-so than a typical seasonal flu, but pretty damn mild for the vast majority of the population.

What's that smell? Smells like some freshly baked buns, but *sniff* *sniff* I can't seem to smell any beef!

Wow, the defection if materials wanting US asylum could be big...I read that archive link as hairy instead of henry wang.
If I can't find some horny chick after a pandemic I never will, kek.
The irony is all the testing is being done to see which places are safe to reopen first, burgers don't like waiting in line unless it's Disney related.

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They're doing the wrong tests
>Our study also showed that patients with COVID-19 might be contagious despite being clinically cured and having multiple negative throat swabs. To reduce the risk of disease spread, viral RNA tests of induced sputum—not throat swabs—should be assessed as a criterion for releasing COVID-19 patients.
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30174-2/fulltext

You shouldn't be able to be reinfected so soon.

Either reactivation or the virus wasn't cleared fully, leading to longer symptoms; lots of reports of waves of symptoms for a month or more.

Checked but I’ve never seen anything like this take this long. Are you asthmatic? Cerebral palsy?

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Every day. She'd have to kill at least one hundred thousand people tomorrow to look half as strong as a lot of you cvg morons have made her out to be.

But let me guess, I just need to wait 2 more weeks.

>*sniff* *sniff* I can't seem to smell any beef!
That's either because the slaughterhouses have been shuttered or because you've caught the virus.

Another weekend safely indoors watching burgers protest without PPE, max comfy.

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Whoa! Is that real?

>less daily deaths in any country than threads
>happening
anons...

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>novel respiratory infection that is fairly lethal, more-so than a typical seasonal flu
>fairly lethal
>more-so than a typical seasonal flu
>nothingburger

Nigger do you fucking hear yourself

Do you have any idea how hard epidemiologists have been working to contain the flu? You do realize how much money goes into new flu vaccines every year? How many people a flu can kill in countries that can't afford those vaccines?

everything is opening back up, nobody is getting sick anymore. how is it not over?

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idk. Maybe there just isn't anything betwixt these here buns. Maybe there never was. What do we usually call that again?

I'm wondering if this is why he wanted to get to Mars in a fucking hurry....
F

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Should at least have antibodies for a month if it’s truly done. My friend had/has this and it’s been 4 weeks since she was cleared. She still feels like shit and basically can’t run anymore.

nothing burgers on twitter are coping with 1 million recovered I know many countries are not testing if the person is still sick or not as long the symptoms go away they will report a new recovered case, can you red pill me more on recovery?

hmm foolish am i

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listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>1.5 million upstanding young slavs die from squat related complications annually
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

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