Lets get a social distancing warrior story thread going, tell us about the social distance warriors you have had to deal with while out and about. I am going to repeat my stories from the other day for those who never read them
I live in Jew York
>Go into bank to use ATM >Guy at the ATM starts shouting "yo bro you could of waited outside for me to finish" >Tell him im 6 feet away from him and if hes that afraid he should stay home Another incident >In store I frequent, know the owner >Dont have my bandanna up up all the way covering my face >Guy starts mumbling saying he cant come here anymore its not safe >Mumbles to the owner about my face not being covered completely >He starts to walk out mumbling more >Ask him if he has something to say, he just walks out Another story >At deli, waiting for food to be made, standing on the side >Guy is walking and stops, starts pointing where he wants to go, but if he did walk he would be within about 5 feet of me instead of the 6 everyone circle jerks >Throw my hand up and just tell him to go >Shoots me a look like im gonna get him killed doing this Another >At super market, walking down aisle >Woman turns into aisle and sees me, freezes in her tracks and starts backing up as I walk towards her >Tell her dont worry about it this is is ridicoulis >She yells that she is scared
>at liquor store >nobody else there, cashier says I should be wearing a mask >sorrywillmakesurenexttime.jpg >buy my vodka and leave, no issues
Brayden Young
Yeah? Go back without a mask and see if theres an issue
Carter Sanders
>at Walmart to do normal shopping >guy is looking at an item near the one I want >walk up to the shelf >he yells at me to back off and wait >oblige >a few seconds later he starts choking >he looks at me, signaling that he's choking and needs me to Heimlich him >I laugh and tell him that would put me closer than 6 feet to him >he nods in agreement and continues to choke >he passes out and dies with a satisfied look on his face
Charles Anderson
Please stop typing it like that, it sounds so childish.
Carson Carter
I want to believe
Cameron Peterson
Please stop posting. You sound like a faggot.
Zachary Green
Reeeeeee you could of atleast recorded it and posted it on youtube
Oliver Ross
I just like using social distancing as an excuse to sham filth. I have a valid excuse now to tell fat people smelly people and nonwhites to stay the fuck away from me
Brody King
And what you gonna do when your called out? Please tell me how you'll whoop ass leaf
Robert Parker
They tried social distancing in aisles at my local Trader Joes, policing how many people could be in one aisle at a time, what a shitshow, stopped doing that very shortly. Everyone is wearing masks so why the fuck do you need to keep 6 feet from people to avoid their imaginary General Tso's Flu?
Oliver Watson
>We found one that can think It's a shame your gonna commit suicide tonight by shooting yourself twice in the back of the head
Dominic Edwards
>go to grocery store >supposed to put items on belt and wait there so the cashier can put everything in your cart and then get back behind a plexiglas wall >wearing mask and a hat from work so my face is barely visible >cashier tells me I can come up to the card reader while hes bagging >walk up so I'm farther away from the 2 Mexican families of 7 behind me >cashier starts flirting with me >think he's gay or something so I just let him go ahead >calls me "ma'am" as he hands me the receipt >say thanks in my obviously male voice >gets a look on his face that's 40% confusion and 60% embarrassment >wont look me in the eyes as he hands me my bags >tells me I need to social distance next time I come in I genuinely dont get it. I get that my face is obscured but the only feminine thing about me is my long hair.
Cameron Cooper
And then everyone clapped
Grayson Cook
post pic, the faggot police here will judge you
Jace Davis
Didn't know it was that crazy with some people. People are trying to keep distance but not in a such a crazy way that they're afraid to pass you
Levi Morgan
>Go to school >Friend is sick >Teacher is sick >School is cancelled >Go to grocery store >People coughing on food >Cashier is sick >Dad lost his job >20% unemployment >Everyone is dying >Microsoft stock is about to hit all time highs
>go to walmart couple weeks back >workers were literally walking around with tape and measuring tapes marking 6' lines >also marking "one-way only" aisles >i see my item and dart for it right past a red sticker on the floor marking "one way only" >walmart employee calls me out as i grab my item >i ignore them and look at an older looking lady who was right behind me doing the same thing >we both roll our eyes while shaking our heads and scurry our separate ways
>Be at market >Karen yelling at cut girl that she should be 2 meters away from her I tell karen to fuck off and she shouldn't be touching the fruit if she's not going to buy it >and that someone with chinese virus could touch it as she choose her aguacates. >Karen look at me with doubt and fear, >go away avoiding to touch everything >cute girl take my hand >and made me grave her breast >Palms are sweaty >Knees weak, arms are heavy >Vomit on my sweater already >Mom's spaghetti
Easton Bailey
I naturally look like I'm about to rip someones throat out so people usually don't fuck with me.
Lincoln Ward
Okay, in that thumbnail you look a butch female or tranny, not super surprised someone called you ma'am, but they may have only casually glanced at you and saw your hair. Jannies will love you though
Brody Robinson
>social distance warriors kek
Zachary Gray
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me on here all day.
Logan Hall
Is this real? I haven't been to walmart in a while, getting everything delivered.
Hunter Campbell
ITT: Im irresponsible and im mad that random strangers dont put up with me! This is why you have over a million cases. This is why you deserve to die. You couldve prevented this.
Evan Nguyen
>Be me 4 weeks ago >Living in apartments in a hotel building >Have cigarette at the end of drive with neighbour >Postwoman drives past >Stops her car in the middle of traffic to get out and scream at us that we need to be distanced >Shout back that we live next door to each other >Ordered a lot of crap online >Haven't had post since
Ethan Martinez
I'm a white manlet with a full man beard so I look squirrelly as fuck and no one will confront me about anything. I walked into the exit only side of the grocery store last week and some robocunt told me I needed a mask and I said I had a medical condition without breaking my stride and she just said okay. i dont have a medical condition.
Brandon Thompson
>I have a medical condition >has virus kek
Luke Cox
I havent run into any social distancing warriors. Everyone here is pretty chill except at super markets. t. Californian
Eli Watson
>I'm a manlet >i dont have a medical condition doubt
Camden Clark
I call young women ma'am at every opportunity. its the last best safe insult we have.
Jeremiah Morgan
There is so much ne'erdowell in this post I can feel the Mississippi from 6000 miles away.
Asher Nelson
dont lets start. i have a weak heart and a highly contagious viral infection that technically exempts me from mask orders.
Jace Perry
you should have ended with something like >He nods in agreement and continues to chock for a while >He stops choking and gives a thumbs up for passing his little stupid test
Landon Sanchez
Why are they so short
Christian Garcia
you will also be exempted from entering the grocery store soon
Blake Hill
Your eyes are kinda cute but don't give in and cut it. Short hair is the mark of a slave
Brandon Long
they can try, but I can still give a clerk $50 for his shirt and name tag and clean them out before they know whats going on.
