PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS EDITION /ptg/

MAGA!

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NO MORE INVOLUNTARY DNR!

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MAGA & Nuke the Metric System!
I just found out how to translate gay centimeters into based American:
1cm is pretty near the diameter of a .40 S&W

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Huzzah! Xinigger didn't eat him!

>tfw almost /tucc tiem/

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I wish I could be so famously cynical to be known for two thousand years after the fact for my degree of hatred of people. That would be so brutal and MAGA.

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im thinking he does this routine to make himself seem like some demigod to his retarded citizens

wow what an interesting time to do so just when young people are being exposed to his hypocrisy huh really making my think or something akin to thought

why do farmers refuse to get essential jobs? Why do poor people not save enough money in case food prices increase? So no to livestock and agricultural bailouts.

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version 2 but your message isn't immediatly clear enough

>1cm is pretty near the diameter of a .40 S&W
It's the same thing within ammo tolerances. .40 short n weak is cut down 10x25mm Auto.

2

This one is better, but it might be better to make it more compact so you mostly see Biden and his quote on a ruined landscape. The background is too big.

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>can you imagine being a dude that obsesses over another dude
me

well the only ones who thought he was dead were leftists press in the west
using "Dear Leader" to refer to your leader is kinda the definition of a dictator tho

>farming isn't essential

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This one is way better.

Me on the left(male)

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WTF did i just read

so, what does happen if you eat grass like a north Korean?

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time to die biden , I mean no time.

NOT DICTATOR
thats jewish propaganda, like when they said his father was riding unicorns

My local grocer started limiting meat purchases. Limit two packs of meat per customer, does not include canned or frozen meat product.

This is Texas.

explain this to me:
>the mentality of someone DEMANDING 30+ days of lockdown extension

>people cheering for kung flu because it hurts Orange Man Bad Economy

>people reporting their neighbors for stepping outside

>people (((doxxing))) social media that disagree with lockdown extensions

>people re-writing history to make coronavirus an ebin ebil rethuglican plot because >cartoon villain reasons
is this what terminal stage TDS looks like? Last stage before violent outbursts?

/ptg/ will ignore this, but independent voters won't.

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oh shit, how are the guys doing eating mud cookies?

no no, that's actual propaganda lel

yeah, i said his retarded citizens

Big chain too. HEB.

NK grand opening of gulag work camp paradise for antifa time share vacation packages

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You become grass fed and bulk up big time.

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How European medicine works!

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Odd, there's tons of meat at regular prices here in Georgia, and no limits on buying.

Might post my cock on ptg just to prove I have a big cock

>drumpf: the article
dilate faggot

>muh pandemic team gutted

lmfao are shills still pushing this debunked crap

hahahaha she knows about the simps

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CNN BTFO

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Green acres of shit.

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Biden must have promised her a nigger VP candidate

no wonder libfucks want to implement their system here

I got one too. CHeck it out.

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unironically destroy your teeth

Cute

yikes! Let's unpack this post sweetie. if you'd been following the /ptg/ blog closely, you'd know that government aid after state intervention to fuck up markets is 420% PURE COMMUNISM. workers and small businesses deserve to suffer at the hands of the state whenever the state deems it necessary. Agriculture is no different. Latest /ptg/ analysis shows that there are plenty of jobs available, and farmers need to stop being lazy and instead actually become essential. If you wanted a communist president you should have voted for someone else. What's next, asking the government for a plan to protect domestic manufacturing? Get real

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Cringe

>teenie bop whore
literally who the fuck cares, fuck all democrats for manipulating children and teenagers like this

That yellow bitch looks like shrekli

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RED ALERT SHE SAW THE TURBOVIRGINS LUSTING AND SHE'S SHOWING OFF

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>we totally need a pandemic team when there is no pandemic guys
>no money laundering to see here

this is like Q for chinks

> (OP)
>Billie eilish has been touched by Biden

She is to hot. How did she learn how to sing so good?

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is it golden tho

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>coronavirus
Its the literal physical form of TDS. like South Park and the curse words.

Shits getting fucking weird man. And a lot of people are getting more testy. Are a lot of people wearing the masks in Georgia?

Great Movie.
Highly recommend for a chuckle or 2

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>he thinks that's a big cock
behold the majesty that is the BWC

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Awoo!

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hnnnng

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How's this?

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your secret hot wife is sucking my fuck

Jews are so mad!

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Dude, if that image of her running with bread is anything to go by, she's been onto us for a long time.

Why did Trump announce tarrifs on Thursday, leading to the DOW bottoming out for the weekend?

In principle, people can eat grass; it is non-toxic and edible. As a practical food source, however, your lawn leaves a lot to be desired. There are two main problems with a grass diet. The first is that human stomachs have difficulty digesting raw leaves and grasses.

Nice Kim!
If he selects Stacey Abrams, that basically admitting defeat

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Makeup is the devils work.

AWOO~

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Pulling out the biggest cock ever here.
Dang it. You posted the Proofasaurus Rex before me.
Around the same.

Mmm. I see. You're satirizing the fedoranigger and his gf(m). How utterly drab.

youtube.com/watch?v=LwjXKXtjMbY
>trumptards are ricky

mexicans look like THAT?

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Wanted to post this one but did not have. Thanks fren.

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She WILL NOT give you white babies!
Move on, Anons.

Maybe 25% wear masks, most don't. Outside of people who are forced to, like Kroger and WallyWorld employees.

I used to live in Texas, and HEB is the GOAT.

Nigger admixture.

Much better

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He forgot to mention how the color red was bad because the commies picked a particular shade of it for their judaism.

she looks more like a colombian or venezolana girl

lmfao they won’t admit it

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As you can see here, the head of Obama's pandemic response who was removed by Trump was a corona denier. There's no evidence that he would have taken it more seriously than the team led by Mike Pence has, rather he would have taken it less seriously.

Good or bad, depending on how you look at it. But the fake news are implying that corona denier Ronald Klein would have done a lot more.

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HEB is garbage. they only appear to be theGOAT because they bought up all the competition in the state

>How utterly drab.
it's hard work pretending to be this stupid buddy

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Death to "people" who like garbage shitskin shit like this

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Have they invented delousing booths as well?

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SLUT

Nigger admixture + butt injections

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Ok simp.

Time for a call from Trump

when will chairman Kim visit the white house, and watch an NBA game with Trump?
or
when will Trump go to pyongyang and assist to the arirang games

They would have to ignore Obama gutting Clinton's and Bush's too though. Oh, and Obama allowing China to use the continental U.S. as a bioweapon test platform.

tucker is off tonight

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yikes

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Guys, friendly reminder that Tropic Thunder pretty much explains everything that has happened this year. It's funny but it's actually very serious. Idk how you can be more real but they do it with comedy. It's a genius film and Robert Downey Jr. is brilliant in this film. It's crazy when you watch it because everything starts to make sense about what is gathering right now... But that's just how fucked up everything is.. :/

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yiges! Ledz unpagg dis bost sweedie :DD if youd been followign de /ptg/ blog closely XDD youd gnow dat governmend aid abter state indervendion to fugg ub margedziz 420% PURE gomUNISM :DD worgerz and small buzineszes deserve to suffer at de handz of de state weneber de state deemz id neceszary :DD Agriguldure iz no differend :DD Latest /ptg/ analyzis showz dat dere are plendy of jobz abailablegz DD and farmerz need to stob beign lazy and inztead actually begome eszendial :DD If you wanded a gomunist bresidend you should have voded for someone elze :DD wadz negzt XDD azkign de governmend for a plan to brodect domestig manufacturign? Ged real

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in b4 Mark Steyn is in for tucker after his guest doxed a governor

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I HATE YOU NOT FUNNY!

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gotta be quick with them fingers fampai

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Did Fox News stop offering free streams? Does anyone have link??????

If she's anime she can't have sex though

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Holy cope

Trump is up 40% with independents.
You have literally nothing lmao.

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experts say mud cookies might have a negative effect. but i read somewhere a while about vitamins our minerals our something.

anytime fren

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Fuck I miss this madman.

TUCC

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whatever you say, mr. "masturbation is a mortal sin, here have some animated tiddies"

TUCC:
youtube.com/watch?v=CoFyebp36SA

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Go be canadian somewhere else

FUCC

>ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

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post thicc awoos

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cats look like THAT?

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Thanks m80.

SUCC

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>NOBODY SEEMED TO NOTICE THAT THIS MAN SUGGESTED WE ROUND UP ALL THE JEWS IN NY

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>Liking Fucker Tarlson

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It's possible but I doubt it. She will always remember this moment. The moment before everyone else got in the way.

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Anime to watch while drunk?

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>and now, to assure Walker is punished, here is his address
TUCKER NO

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I LOEV TUCC TIEM

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dumb sudra trump, hope virus shoots him and died sllow

what's the number for the Trump-O-Matic: Maga Force package that includes a MAGA hat and a diet coke

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The bread was photoshopped in dude

Disgusting pigs

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>that pic
THIS WHOLE FUCKING TMIELINE MAN.

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>all of a sudden totalitarianism is accepted
The PATRIOT act passed 20 years ago, Tucker.

You have bigger problems than me if you masturbate to Iowa son.

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>Chinese disinfection booths

Its just a trap door over a mass grave.

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>Depression at 17 is a strict condition.

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Kill yourselves degenerate furries

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>.40 short n weak
Did you ever notice that a .40 S&W 180 grain will knock the hell out of anything, and it is subsonic.

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the sign language give me a break

Tucc btfo'ing the WI sheriffs
thanks tucc

>being a trannyposting faggotnigger

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fuck this leaf, I will be the resident leaf for this thread

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i have sweet consensual relations with a rick and morty tulpa tyvm

Sneedposting is one of the great memes of our time, alongside Dyatlovposting, Sheevposting, Baneposting, Taxposting, and Doublesposting

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she cute
>the stay at home order has prevented thousands of deaths
prufs?

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>I'm offended that you asked the question so I won't answer it
Can't wait to see these traitors hang.

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hey, it worked for the president

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Too much!

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>HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO FOLLOW MY OWN ORDERS

won't the smell from her dirty areas emit into the air?

>drone delivering orders
when did the world became Deus Ex

>YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO THIS VIRUS
that drone could kick off some big luau shouting that in the wrong neighborhood

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Also works as an ideological disinfectant.

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why does CNN want Kim dead so badly? why is it a surprise that he is around?

>what is a false equivalency
he's never said a question was irrelevant because about his family you butt sucking nut fucker

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>having drones shout at you
WTF NJ.

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youtube.com/watch?v=db0A0Jt2Al4
Got yo city on lockdown, bitch
and we blazin, blazin, blazin. so amazing

A fake story.

it was interpreted as an instruction manual

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did that whole "right wing procreation" villain group turn out to be real according to the leaks?

>why does XiNN want a North Korean leader on good terms with Trump dead
user
anon pls