/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3567

► Detected: 3,398,072 (+94,151) ► Died: 239,399 (+5,575) ► Day: 113 (-00:10:00)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 212 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 4,147 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE WHO/PROTESTS
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>NEWS
HAPPENING POSSIBLE DEFECTION OF SHIZHENGLI
twitter.com/h_wang_02/status/1256206524575252480?s=20
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Maryland Gov. protective of his state’s coronavirus tests
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Experts predict up to two more years of pandemic
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North America's livestock will be euthanized because of supply chain disruptions due to coronavirus
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Russian PM Mishustin Diagnosed With Coronavirus
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New York let coronavirus-infected nurses work in upstate nursing home
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Doctors In Europe Warn Of Link Between Covid-19 And Toxic Shock Symptoms In Children
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WARRING CANNIBAL RATS emerge in US cities as food production crashes from Covid-19 closures
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>ARCHIVE
Vitamin D Insufficiency is Prevalent in Severe COVID-19
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Remdesivir does not speed up recovery from COVID-19 compared with placebo
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EBV acute infection was found in COVID-19 patients
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CCP notice to destroy or send them coronavirus sample vials
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Coronavirus may lurk deep in lungs after patients recover, study suggests
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Self-reported symptoms of covid-19 including symptoms most predictive of SARS-CoV-2 infection, are heritable
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newsweek.com/dr-fauci-backed-controversial-wuhan-lab-millions-us-dollars-risky-coronavirus-research-1500741
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zerohedge.com/geopolitical/dozens-patients-wuhan-have-developed-chronic-coronavirus-infections
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.29.069054v1
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.29.069054v1.full.pdf
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First

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Fuck you France and your gay ass underreporting.

>Fellow shelter manufacturer Vivos has already installed a 300-person bunker in the South Island, and founder Robert Vicino told Bloomberg he's had two more calls in the past week for new shelters
>newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2020/04/coronavirus-interest-in-underground-bunkers-in-new-zealand-surges-as-america-s-wealthy-elite-eager-to-escape-covid-ravaged-us.html
fallout 3 vaults are becoming reality KEK

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Argie baker is dead?

ADMIT IT YOU HAVE KIDNAPPED ARGIE BRO AWAY, TELL US WHERE IS HE?!

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Hellowo~! :3

Guess what...

I know someone whose super important and special. ^ω^

You know who?

That's right, you! ȌωȌ

Now give me a hug!

*huggles* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

And wuv!

*wuggles* (´・ω・｀)

Remember to take care of yourself! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

-boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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Will the US retaliate against China?

No...Its over

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Based.

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Now is not the fucking time, Kraut.

I'm just glad all of you fags will die first.

MAINTAIN

PHYSICAL

DISTANCE

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OK /cvg/, post your absolutely most favourite image of Corona-chan. The one you'd put on a portrait next to your bed and take to your grave

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youtube.com/watch?v=oYImXYb1WRo

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>fallout 3 vaults
>3
bruh
>yfw when you've found some vaultniggers to raid

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Trump yes
Biden no

*boop*
SO are you user

Boops are always important

Made me look you fucking cunt

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i wish the pandemic wasn't over. it's not fair, this was supposed to be the end of humanity

boops always make me smile or maybe that is just the wine either way thanks user
~boops

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>Dr. Fauci Played A Huge Roll With NIAID & NIH Funding For Wuhan Bioweapons Lab in China
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user, the intro is over.

>gay paki is making us stay indoors til August
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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China is conveniently doing well. Really gets my lungs thinking.

>he thinks it's over
it's only beginning

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Based! Glad you're doing well, germanbro!
>tfw you get booped back finally

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Since you've posted it, this one I guess.

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>that hand writing
Yuckie

>less than 2k deaths in USA
time to open up

>LATEST
▶ 35992 new cases and 1892 new deaths in the United States
▶ 1 new case in the Caribbean Netherlands
▶ 4 new cases in Haiti

Worldometers is getting messy and has US 2 times in the update list

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I hate when Tardometers goes full retard,
It is already 00:12 GMT and stats have not reset.
I guess whoever is doing their scripts is a moron who can't figure out time zones....

Speaking of bunkers
newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2020/04/coronavirus-interest-in-underground-bunkers-in-new-zealand-surges-as-america-s-wealthy-elite-eager-to-escape-covid-ravaged-us.html
Zig Forums was right again

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Drivefag here and we have traffic signs on the interstate that say "Covid19 safety plan in effect" and lanes being shut down for some sort of construction. This is both northbound and southbound. Not sure if this means anything but I only just started seeing these signs. Southwestern PA, by the way. Anyone else have any ideas or similar situation?

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Really?

25 deaths in Japan, yeah I'm thinking hes back

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What's this about Corona-chan reactivating dormant mono virus in you? Do you get symptoms of Corona-chan + mono at the same time? Most people have had mono and carry the virus. Mono can make you feel fatigued for months, even years. Is that one of the reasons why some people feel shit for a long time after "recovering" from corona?

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everything is opening back up. the curve was successfully flattened. it looks like it's over

End?
No the journey doesn't end here
Death is just another path
One that we all will take

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Don't worry all of these nothing burger rallies will cause a massive spike

Daily reminder
>SARS-CoV-2 productively infects human gut enterocytes

science.sciencemag.org/content/early/2020/04/30/science.abc1669

>Corona Virus gets into the young and stays there
zerohedge.com/geopolitical/dozens-patients-wuhan-have-developed-chronic-coronavirus-infections

>Spike mutation pipeline reveals the emergence of a more transmissible form of SARS-CoV-2

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.29.069054v1

They reset when something new comes in. Though yesterday that took so long they eventually just dropped both counters to 0 anyway.

>its only been a month and its over
>cvg said this will last 6 months minimum and most likely over a year
bros.... my comfy neet life.....

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Who is this SHIZHENGLI nigger?

If you die it ends,inb4 coronachan infects your soul

Their scriptfag is a retard. Midnight GMT has come and gone and the day has not reset for them.Broken scripts forced counting USSA twice.

no bully pls but I really like this one.

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Wow... so this is the power of the herd...

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O shit; she's getting stronger going through Europe and ADE might be real:

>Thus, this mutation might be conferring resistance to protectiveD614-directed antibody responses in infected people, making them more susceptible to reinfection with the newer G614 form of the virus. Alternatively, the advantage might be related to the fact that D614 is embedded in an immunodominant ADE epitope of SARS-CoV(Wang et al., 2016), and perhaps the G614 form can facilitate ADE. Finally, the D614G mutation is predicted to destabilize inter-protomer S1-S2 subunit interactions in the trimer, and this may have direct consequences for the infectivity of the virus (Fig. 4). Increased infectivity would be consistent with rapid spread, and also the association of higher viral load with G614 that we observed in the clinical data from Sheffield, England

I knew Europe would make a super strain

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>flattened
Not after reopening and tards chimping out.

You can always tell your parents (if you live with your parents) that you don't want to go out since you don't want to catch her.
I'm sure they'll understand as long as you're learning something in home

gary will become reality

Hopefully they're waterproof. I'd much prefer a mountaintop hideout

It appears that Corona-chan is attacking your body in such a way that your immune system gets fucked hard. So I think just about any dormant virus you carry could theoretically reactive once your body can no longer keep it that way.
She is amazing and I love her

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>almost 100k in 1 day
Shid is this Brazil's doing? Or is Weimerica getting worse?

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GET BACK TO WORK CITIZEN

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not working out too well for Andorra

Our Queen is very talented and works hard

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>everything is opening back up
that's exactly why i'm saying it's only the beginning.
my country will open up schools Monday, if all goes well, the young retards there, will spread corona everywhere

China is collapsing

>she's getting stronger going through Europe
Yup Europeans have superior immune systems. She will be forced to evolve and once that strain is released on the rest of the world she will dominate them all.
Praise be to Corona-chan

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ROll for monster waifus

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>the curve was successfully flattened

you are gonna have 30k+ daily cases for a month at least

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How do I learn to draw corona chan

Would you?
>inb4 fallout correctly predicts they will beused for human experiments KEK

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I feel i'm missing a reference here.

I hope all of you are wearing your masks in public! And none of that homemade fabric mask shit,

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>m-muh per capita

tomorrow finally USA is set to surpass Italy in cases per million people

Fuck,forget to say if you reroll if you get 92-99

I should use the other chart never time

>soul
Kek, lets go tell /x/ that Corona infects your soul.

God can only hope she bleaches this clown world.

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hi janny

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>Corona-chan becomes súper sayan
Who the fuck ever doubt her?!!

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C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y

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My state's opening up : ^ )

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You don't open everything up while the curve is flattened. You open everything when it actually drops to 0. Why does no one get how that works? "Flattened" means you're at the peak while everyone is quarantined meaning a shit ton of people still have it.

> US Jews trying to escape to NZ

fuck off we're both full

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B-BUT MUTATION MAKES IT MILDER

True enough. I mean if I was some uber wealthy elite. I didn't plan on having a bunch of peasants in, on, or around my hideout. But I am, in fact, a peasant and will never have this.

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In the case of actual calamity I humbly suggest that the Kiwis strip refugee billionaires of all wealth and allow them to stay in the country as long as they get a job as a shepherd or kiwfruit technician.

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I do believe this was the "calm before the storm" we always hear so much about in those picture films and novels

rolly polly

/cvg/ is always right

Yeah

The higher HLA genes in Europeans would make a fitter Corona, and that one will dominate.

It'll be the same as it goes through Euros everywhere too. Kek, the rest of the world will want to quarantine Europeans, no matter where they are.

Las Malvinas
13 cases
13 recovered

What's their secret?

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked with love especially just FOR YOU!

What do you do?

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I would rather they wait until they are safe in their bunkers and then bring out the garden hose, find the air intake, and just let the bunker slowly fill with water.
Oh and they will have an escape hatch hidden so find that and deal with it

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Same as chile user recovered = dead

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I bet everyone will be wearing masks in public and definitely not coofing around within 6 ft. distance of each other

So nobody else has seen the road signs that say covid19 emergency plan in effect? Well hopefully it's just nothing then

Don't tell them, just laugh. Laugh in the survivors' faces. Not from a safe distance. Laugh and gleefully accept your fate satisfied. That's my plan

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shieeeeeeeeeeeeet

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She's the best chance to destroy clown world...
Till death do us part.

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wonder how the hell did she find my contact info as I haven't communicated with a non-work related female in over a year

i'd tell that n-word to get the f-word out of my house before i s-word in her c-word

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stronger argentinos genes

or UK genes I actually don't care

We have some here in the Cali hills reminding everyone to social distance, 6ft, mask if possible, etc.

....So has anyone heard from Argiebro yet?

Kek

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Ese compa ya esta muertoooo...

Nomas no le han avisadooo!

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Can this LARPing retard shut the fuck up already?

Every night I pray for her to steal every aspect of my being. I live for my goddess and wish only to serve

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Isn’t this similar to the enclave who were the elites and politicians who ran off to an isolated location and then returned to bring death, before getting wiped out by some charismatic retard.

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He's okay I hear, just taking a break!

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Based, reopen everything now nothing burgers knew it all along!

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She's gonna bring us pic related.

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Wouldn't be the first time /cvg/ broadcasts were ahead of the curve.

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