Gday lads
>North Korea state media says Kim Jong-un has appeared in public
abc.net.au
>Welcome to Victoria, the Doomsday State
theage.com.au
>Australians earn 'early mark' on restrictions but more app downloads needed
baka.com.au
>Dad who allegedly abducted a girl, 12, from a skate park before 'drugging and raping her' during a horror 11-hour ordeal was into 'anything sexual', according to his former gay lover
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First for FUCK CHINA!
Second for fuck the chinks
Whats for lunch lads?
Secondly for FUCK OFF and say NO to HALF CHINKS FROM FOREIGN LANDS taking Real White and Proud Anglo Australian jobs.
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Fuck off all forms of CHINKS and HALF CHINKS
They don't belong in a White Australia.
FUCK OFF All FOREIGN NATIONS AND COMPANIES.
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Vilis pie and an iced coffee
Fuck niggers.
That is all
Vegemite and coon cheese toasted
>Federal government said pubs and gyms to reopen soon
So does this decision over ride the state premiers orders? Commie Dan Andrews wants to prolong it
They'll leave it up to the states, he'll say no, and then a week later when the numbers go up and we're put under lockdown again he'll become the savior of the people.
Lol fuck no he wont. Open the fucking gyms up already ffs who gives a fuck if a few more boomers die?
its pretty awkward, my sister is hotspotting me using my internet to watch my uncle do a sermon on zoom, while im fapping to midget porn. what if she can see what im doing because shes using my internet. need help bros
Just jizz on your sister, bro
i wanna confess man but im afraid i might get diddled again
Dont be afraid my son
What the bloody hell is the hold up, Australia?
Let's get the app, turn on bluetooth, and get this over with.
fuck off scomo I don't want mutual obligations to come back
Anyone know the story behind this? Cunt's got the jew beak and nigger jaw. $10 says the media calls him white though..
Seriously look at that kike beak. If he floated on his back in the ocean he's sail away like an old timey ship.
Sloppy job mossad
Coronabux kicked in today. You're looking at the proud recipient of $1500 a fortnight for free. I used to hate neets, but I have to say this is pretty comfy
>pubs
Not so fast - need to download the app first. If you don't have it downloaded they won't let you in.
you mocking my mad mspaint skills cunt?
Dead suspect.
>download the app goys
>bill gates is still working on ID2020
Fucking hell just microchip me already
Yet another homicide by firearm. Strangely, for some reason we seem to hear almost every week of police shooting and killing someone, yet we ever rarely hear of someone shooting and killing another.
As someone deeply concerned about firearms and their utilisation to take human life, it would seem the biggest murderer is the state itself, and the only way we can reduce firearm deaths is by disarming it.
tinfoil aside, can we trust the app?
>We've come a long, long way together
>Through the hard times and the good
>I have to celebrate you, baby
>I have to praise you like I should
Of course, you can trust it to report to the government the names of the people you associate with. Personally I've been reporting all my contacts by email to the health department already, so this will be a real time saver.
Love the chats i do
Fuck off potato nigger
Fuck China
Also, i have a voucher (had flights booked before China fucked everyone) with Jetstar to tour part of your great country. When the fuck will i be allowed to visit?
>"We may have to extend the state of emergency past May 11"
Ant other Victoria bros in here? I'm getting real pissed at the way Andrews is not only keeping everyone in house arrest indefinitely, but has also seized insane amounts of power.