/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3569

I do understand why these "protesters" are mad and want back to work asap.
They probably have shitty jobs, with their health insurances tied to them, and they probably also have a crapton of bills to pay.

However, what they fail to realize is that the situation they are is in caused by weak government. Instead they blame the government for it, and want to gut it completely.
I am not arguing that your governments are doing a good job. However I am argueing that the protesters are part cause of their own problems. And they won't realize it.

Is that you suspicious Polbro?

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Recovered just means no longer showing symptoms for 14 days

I thought they lifted the lockdowns in Australia.

Don't you have any kind of lockdowns there or people just don't respect them at all? That's fucked up

you realize this chinese virus only kills the old? so if you are young, do what you want.

But wasn't Argie replaced by Ukrainon?

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people wish to work, just as we work during any flu season.

Try not being a degenerate. That should help you considerably.

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That's your average low IQ Latin American

How badly has corona affected brazil? or how bad will it get?

>There's another thread up
In pic related see only 2 threads, this one and the one that reached bump limit. What do YOU see?

This one is okay so far.
I have a full backup (with additional backups) of everything needed to bake, so it wouldn't be difficult to set the threads back on track if some shit happens.

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I dunno, I missed that. I came back and suddenly this burger has been making threads now

If this who I think it is, kill yourself right now.

Soft lockdown, nothing too strict.
We're fucked, expect huge numbers like Spain or Italy.

I heard they ran out of coffins.

Any news on Ecuador?

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Yes, but I don't think you're a social-worker anymore.

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the coronavirus bots (gary/ mommywife etc), and the commissioned / highly sexualized Corona-chan art, are proof positive that shills wanted to influence something from this pandemic. I honestly just wish I knew what.

Once some american cities are get into a guayaquil-state with thousand of deads will americans ask for more lockdowns or they can stand seeing 2-4% of their total population dead?

Nobody wishes to work. People are scared about not being able to pay rent because pandemic or not, the fucking banks want their money

I think same thing will happen here

Not gonna get corona and die without getting pussy user

then that isn't "cured" at all. not in the slightest.

Well, on average, it takes about 10 years of life.

They can't get comfy Kurzarbeit, or a phone call to get days off because of being sick without getting fired.

0 lockdown, just a weak quarantine.

Ukraine, gringo and belgianbros alternate in baking, like the first days of /cvg/, back in January.
Argie probably went to city to buy more preps.

>+6,729 new positives
>+509 new deaths
You're catching up

Argie shows up during some hours, looks like he's finally getting some rest.

Maybe they want to create a deathcult. Or just keep us busy

What was the name of that second movie you recommended? My memory isn't the best.
Hello friend.

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That's some dedication right there user.

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>expect huge numbers like Spain or Italy.
that's the minimum
Brazilian disaster will fall somewhere between Guayaquill and NY

Yep, its fucking nothing

>everyone I don't like is a shill
/cvg/ is one of the last organic Zig Forums things to occur in the longest of times. anons from all over the site have converged in a great shitposting adventure
The only shills are the idiots and trump worshipers who wish to deny the beauty that is Corona-chan

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Live by the puss, die by the puss

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we wish to work and have our rights respected, whereas you guys will give it away based on chinese myths about this virus, which is less deadly than a moderate flu season.

if you are under 70 years old, there is nothing to worry about. and if you are over 70, you still have good odds.

We're all going to die

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>LATEST
▶ 1 new case in Bahamas
▶ 62 new cases and 4 new deaths in Bolivia
▶ 93 new cases and 2 new deaths in Brazil

It's one small mess of at least 3 replacement baking enthusiasts from Belgium, US and Ukraine

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Didn't I told you to kill yourself? Why haven't you done it? It's easy.

False dawn recovery
msn.com/en-us/money/other/false-dawn-recovery-haunts-virus-survivors-who-fall-sick-again/ar-BB13uojj

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This place got perhaps very specific "information" fed in January. They could observe how it diffused into other communities (e.g., politics, the media) and influenced public perception, decision-making etc.

Nobody here is stopping you, and nobody here is relevant enough for us going out to matter. Some of us to bide our time for what's to come next.

Well, yes. That is exactly my point. They are fucked, because their workers right are garbage tier.

T H E R E
I S
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H O P E

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You have a huge amount of infection at the moment and people seem to not give a fuck about it, I mean at least that's what you see in some social media and the picture that user posted. Only to think that you'll get even more cases is just insane and your president also seems to be a jerk

youtube.com/watch?v=t3p8DSaXGgA

Anyone else hoping that these jesus-freaks wipe themselves out?

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Corona-chans love is not a simple one night stand she is with you for the long haul
Plebs are going to go crazy once they understand this

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...And that's a good thing.

There is always hope, friend.

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There's hope. You have to accept the bad will come, but eventually, the bad times will become just the times. And that's when you can rebuild, and refine.
With the Plague, came the Renaissance.

The only hope now, is for what comes after.

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how fuck up are those countries that depends exclusive of tourism? central america for example.

>With the Plague, came the Renaissance.
Based and stormpilled

"A Silent Voice".
Generally speaking it's better paced / more engaging than The Wind Rises, also a better story (Wind Rises was more 'specific' lets say). I think that watching this one makes you a better human being. I'd say it's 10/10, legit piece of art with real humanist value. 1000% worth the time.

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Why am I not in this image?

You're 100% correct my friend, death is coming because of all these reasons. We're having an economic, health AND political crisis at the moment and it's pretty chaotic.

Only good news today is Michigan's' governor shitting on the red neck protestors.

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I'm lazy and haven't updated it.

What is the expected viral load from kissing pic related strain of Corona-chan on the lips? Asking for a friend.

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If they lose control: fucked up beyond all recognition.
At first the virus will kill a lot of people, then the economy will struggle for years, as long as Corona lasts.

People had life expectancies of 30 in the past and survived, we'll survive this. The ones who are prepped to do what they need to do anyway. You still have time. Get fit, learn practical skills. Worst case you'll be rebuilding a shattered society someday, for the better.

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They r everywhere

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No it's not, it's "recovered".
>you see what I did there? Hon hon ;)

But yes, eventually they will have to admit it relapses. I've been enjoying reading a virus support group where they talk about relapses over and over as well as the neurological symptoms.

stop being horny. desperate females and desperate males are degenerates alike.

if the virus disappeared miraculously overnight, where would the tourists come from? and with what money?

>a few autistic ritualposters proves my schizo point of view
fuck off back to where you came from newnigger

Corona infected 8k Russians and 36k mutts. That's also a good news.

>merican bakes, suspicious
>argie bakes, suspicious
>memeflag bakes, suspicious
>belgium bakes, suspicious
>ukrainian flag bakes, suspicious
You can never win against you lot, heh

Thank you so much! I'm going to go watch it. Have a good night, okay?

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Why the fuck is it so hard for someone to confess to this girl? Are the Japanese gay?

Oh that's good. He needed it man. I only come for comfy hours these days. Too much to do around the house. I've been canning my dry beans as different seasoned batches and working on my garden.

How long are we estimating is left of quarantine? I am not looking forward to going back after two months+ off work

Where are you user? How are yo dealing with the current situation?