You open the door and see this. what do you do?

Close the door.

nothing im not interested in plastic jewess bimbos

Nothing, because it's clearly a set up.

>make her eggs
make them what ?

Mods even moved it here, you can tell by the "?" flag. Let that sink in.

>you open the door and see this. what do you do? Anonymous (ID: YXU8/JvE) 05/02/20(Sat)06:29:10 No.255875107▶
>I want your 100% real answer on what you would do. no bullshit.

REPORT THE FUCKING BAIT AND MOVE ON FUCKTARDS

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Ask if I can squeeze her tots right quick

No one is interested in you, kike. Quit spamming your slutty pictures here.

politically speaking it's about taking initiative

put her back in the packaging and sell her on ebay

It's a reference to some cringe simp shit an user posted forever ago. Something along the lines of
"Hand her a bowl of eggs and say: 'You don't need to tell me what happened, but you do need to eat these.'"
He got roasted pretty hard.

12 years ago I would have had sex with her without even having to exchange any words. Now that I'm old I would just assume I'm being scammed and wonder what she's doing.

see:

What do you want whore!
>*slams door before she can answer*

>open the door to see scantily clad woman
>it is a butterface in her late twenties
>"Get the fuck off my property bitch"

"Hello, can I help you?"

I would immediately coom in my pants.

She's fucking gross what's with all the plastic surgery

The only correct answer.

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Hi

I can already hear the complaints, I will say no thanks and close the door

>her
>she
>her
>her
>she
>she
Boy you guys are gullible.

she's got fake tits

no ass

and a manly face

I'd just close the door

So fucking gross

put it on its knees and insert flap a into slot b.

tickle her belly button from the inside

I'm so sorry

Kick the tire and light the fires

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I close the door in her face, and I say begone thot, I am off to retake JERUSALEM

Offer her a plateful of scrambled eggs, making sure she finishes them all before helping her get home.

Ask her to please let me watch her fuck a black guy

take picture, tell her to wait, close door, and quickly go ask Zig Forums what to do
she'll wait because i know where she lives

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t. low test incels

Shoot to kill. Why is this plastic jew harpy in my locked apartment???

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Because I don't wanna fuck a man?

I duck and roll toward cover, knowing its a setup and i'm about to be bushwacked. under the flower planter is the .380, and behind the door trim is a sub-2000. i could hit the bushes where the tomahawk is hidden. i need to know the number of the attack party. so many decisions to make.

disregard that dirty thot and yearn for a real woman, of course

> yfw ywn have a chubby mommy Levantine waifu

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys4fS0BXFRQ
youtu.be/C8XbOcSmV-c
youtu.be/gxYap7YGgJI
youtube.com/watch?v=8goZDTnL4pk

> descended from the consorts of Palmyra (mothers of Roman emperors) and the muses for Ishtar herself
> hardy, well tempered for nomadic and desert environments
> her genome’s generations of exposure to steppe invasions and the Silk Road render her immune to any chink virus
> very fertile (goes without saying), wants a large family
> born knowing her family's age-old recipe for goat and biryani, keeps you well fed; the Arab mommy in her makes sure you eat EVERYTHING she cooks you
> the mediterranean nature of much of her diet allows her to live longer than even her first-world counterparts
> thicc stature bears hardier sons, she is a lioness over her children and her household, makes sure they achieve honorable places in society
> proud of her tribe and lineage, sings the odes of her ancestors as she does chores (in an Arabic far more sublime than any Latin)
> takes everything you give her in bed, well
> when you're locked in embrace, you feel surrounded and secure by her womanly essence
> your favorite thing to do is resting your head on her supple bosom after your passion is spent, and she strokes your head while whispering a lullaby to you

HASHEMITE TUMMIES >>> KHAZAR MILKERS

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good, good. right where I left it

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Ask her what her OnlyFans ID is so I can become her paypig simp

ayo wassup shorty you finna suck this bbc?

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I bend the knee for the queen of Zig Forums

>HAHAH A LMFAO LE BBC
okay you got your (You) and your $0.12 you can leave now

that fact OP thinks others wont notice shows how gay he is.

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I’d pull them bottoms off and grab her by her feminine penis.

>Mom, please wear a robe in front of my friends!

What's the context? Am I entering my house? Her house? A mutual friends? Store?

This