Mail Order Bride

I'm a sociopath. I can't maintain relationships more than 5 years at a time. This is true for all friends, family, and two girlfriends. I broke up with my fiance because I simply couldn't look at her stupid fucking face anymore.

All I really want is a stupid girl that will keep my house clean, cook for me, and let me do nasty shit to her so I don't have to go to bars. So why not just pick out my very own foreign bride? I'll make them sign a prenup, fuck them for 3 years until they can apply for citizenship and then let them go live their American dream. Catch and release.

Has anyone done this or looked into it?

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You sound more like a degenerate loser

Attempt sudoku

It might work if you get a vasectomy. Otherwise they will get pregnant (on purpose) and use the kid to get money out of you even if they do sign a prenup. No prenup can get you out of child support.

Bro, they will get your ass for alimony.

fpbp

Well if you really want to break it down to absolutes and there is zero emotional connection, wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to hire a cleaning service and the occasional hooker?

kek, thinks he can outsmart a Russian woman. They will milk you for everything you have and make you hate your life.

hire a live-in housekeeper and pay prostitutes, it is far cheaper

What this guy said.

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It sounds like you're engaging in an improper mode of being. Sort yourself out user, until then leave Slavic beauties and SEA women alone.

you actually get 7 years before they can assfuck you into poverty.

>everyone hates me
>it's their fault
user, please consider, you are a big piece of shit and some poor third world woman will see that and leave you for a rich cohen or a BWC.
work on not being a complete pos and maybe you will be happier, maybe.

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I'm a sociopath but I'm not a complete monster, I like a warm body next to me at night.

holy shit you are pathetic

they're going to put up with you for 2 years then leave you. you're just going to be giving someone an american passport. don't do it.

>I'm a sociopath
>im not a compete monster

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>they're going to put up with you for 2 years then leave you
Actually they have to maintain the marriage for 3 years and then they can apply for citizenship. Perfect amount of time for me. I'm not looking for anything long term.

100% the truth.
become the little girl, because you sound like a tranny. and a discord tranny at that.

retard, they can "break the law" and leave you for some random dude who will pay their bills for a year in exhange for fucking. are you literally retarded?

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>they're going to put up with you for 2 years then leave you. you're just going to be giving someone an american passport. don't do it.

This is an ideal arrangement for OP considering what he said. If OP is being serious, has the means, he would be remiss to not go for it.

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Men are so fucking evil and violent

Im the same way. Do what i did i met an over age roastie thats desperate for anyone thats also a sociopath. No matter what you do to them they dont leave you and you can ignore them for weeks in the same house. Just have to listen to them talk about themselves from time to time but i usually just post on Zig Forums while shes telling me about her day. She doesnt give a shit im not listening. Just having someone present is what matters and when i want sex which is way less often when you can get it whenever, it starts to become a real chore. You end up back to where you were before you wanted a sex slave. Just want to fap to porn and post on Zig Forums youre already so use to it you dont know what anything else means.

show tits or gtfo, maria

Do everyone a favor and kill yourself.

Point proven.

sounds like a fair trade off to me. just don't abuse them emotionally or otherwise. Most women looking to marry Americans are doing it for citizenship and not love anyways so I'm sure you can find someone who would be amenable to that arrangement. People tend to be practical minded in situations like the one you present.

And then I file for divorce and she's on a flight back to Kiev unless she decides to marry Tyrone. Meanwhile, while we go through the divorce proceedings, I line up another one.

welcome to pol newfag, now unironcially go neck yourself.

5 years is pretty normal.

Let me translate this out of loser cope language into English
>I’m an antisocial faggot with no prospects who likes to blame my problems on an edgy disorder I read on the internet, and I want to try to buy an ugly, STD riddled whore from Thailand because no women I know irl wants anything to do with me. Please reassure me that this is actually a good thing to do, because I need the validation of anonymous strangers on the internet to cope with my shitty existence.
Ftfy

retard.
you really think the (police) are going to hunt down some sex slave bitch for you? She can literally leave you the second your back is turned. You do know 40 million illegals live in this country right? Are you retarded or just a boomer?

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You know the rules. Tits or GTFO!

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>me

5 years is a lifetime. You are perfectly normal or I should seek help.

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Most Russian brides are mafia owned. They will fuck you out of everything and then fuck you a little more, then split. I cannot imagine being such a plebbit cuck that you think you have to get married to get a woman to do those things for you

fpbp

Just divorce her before she can get citizenship.