Just spent my $1500 ScoMobux on 25 cases of VB tinnies, 30 pieces per case. 750 tinnies to last me 14 days until my next well earned paycheck, which is 53 tinnies a day. Thank you wagie, I hope you're enjoying the cagie.
It's really gross when Australians on Zig Forums try extra hard to come off as a "true blue yee fukn bogan m8 tinniiieess xD"
It's the same shit Aussies do on vacation when they want to make up for their lack of a personality. >Haa yeah man im fukn aussie as fuuuk im an alcoholic hahaha crikey!
Think about how good things could be lad. youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ >Be coming home with your two eldest boys as the old bull hauls home the timber you have spent the day felling. >As the mists close in around your little home, Greta is out in the field >She starts calling in the cows >Her soft, feminine voice echos through the valley >You hear the distant dull ringing of the cow bells and a soft lowing as they come trotting home >She turns to watch you and her sons coming home >Your daughters come out and tug at her skirts >"Mummy, is that daddy coming home? He is late. We were scared." >She looks down with soft eyes >"Never fear little ones, your daddy is a strong, brave man, and your brothers were with him. >You get to the house and she welcomes the three of you in to sit by the hearth with a bowl of thick stew and rye bread - the produce of your own hard work >You settle in to tell your children stories of the bad times before - when the black orcs invaded your land and there was no hero to be found to fight them >She looks at you and smiles as you tell how there was one who stood up to the whole evil world and told them >"Burn the coal, pay the toll"
You know how I know you're lying? Because after tax you only get $1300
Gavin Collins
Feeling good lads Been baking all day, got bread and cake for a few weeks, fresh chooks on the BBQ and finished tiling the bathroom Only let down is still no gf, but no point worrying about things that are out of reach
Samuel Morales
Can't wait to spread viruses again when the lockdown is over
Reporting in. Its no bbc but it well above average. diklets seething
Jace Gutierrez
The JobKeeper payment doesn't come from Centrelink retard, your employer has you fill out paperwork and pays you, it's just subsidised by the government, you're just showing how you're full of shit and making up stories
I've got a tiny baby dick. I also have three children. Joke is on chad thundercock. He might have laid ten thousand women, but with zero children he's an evolutionary failure.
Nicholas Flores
JobSeeker aka Newstart from Centrelink is a little over $1100 a fortnight not the $1500 before tax from JobKeeper, so why are you larping about getting $1500?
