INCOMING REDPILL FOR ELONGATED MUSKRAT

Dude more than likely is browsing here. So here is a redpill Elon.
>Stop doing coke/LSD etc. shit will kill your soul
>STOP fucking hoes. You are destroying yourself. Stop it. The universe is trying to send you a message, listen to it for once.
>Get Zig Forums. No explanation for this really. It’ll also boost your testosterone levels and help reduce cortisol.
>Don’t forget why you do what you do. Go back to the mindset that got you this successful in the first place.
>Another tidbit on the “STOP FUCKING HOES” point. The reason you haven’t found “the one” yet is because the universe knows you are terrified of being alone. You need to tackle that fear head on. Work on yourself and love yourself because until you can do that, the universe will not send “the one” along your way.

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He's redpilled on demographics too
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He is so close... The only reason I posted this thread is because someone needs to say this to him. I bet his ass is on Zig Forums. ELON WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING YOURSELF.

He should definitely listen to you
you know what's up

He doesn’t need to listen to me as per say. He already knows this. He needs to just rip the bandaid off and fucking do it.

hi elon, we wont tell anyone youre here. have a great night bud. go watch some trailer park boys and unwind

>you should become an incel like me
great advice faggot

Fuck Martians get money Elon

If he's so redpilled, then why didn't he invest here?

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He failed to name the jew.

I did not say become an incel. Go read his rolling stone interview. He is terrified of being alone hence why he just settles for whatever woman that come his way. This is the problem. This fear of being alone is what’s causing him so many issues. He will never find the soulmate he is looking for (source-rolling stone interview) if he keeps settling for anyone. The universe/God/The Simulation is an asshole when it comes to these things.... you cannot force its hand.

shut up faggot, why should anyone let alone elon listen to your faggotry?

Point by point rebuttle
>No
>Double NO
>Fit enuff
>Whatever
>Hoes are life
Start a car company invent a paypal found a space program then we can talk.

Because it’s the truth. He already knows this because he has more than half a brain. I’m posting this to fucking remind him (especially if he reads this fucking board).
>pic semi related from his rolling stone interview.

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this dumb fucker is actually serious

Elon Musk has 7 children and billions of dollars, I don't think he needs your shitty advice.

This is the first time I’ve ever posted something seriously on the internet. All I do is shitpost however I see a great man suffering and decided to put the shitposting on the backbone for a little bit so I could dish out this redpill.

"The Secret" is not a redpill

oh shut up sycophant nobody gives a fuck

Elon Musk is innovative, but he’s overrated. He’s not 1/10 as profound as a lot of people give him credit for. He likes sounding cryptic on the internet and fooling 12 year olds into believing he has interesting things to say—Anton who buys it is room temperature IQ, at best.

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fucking Anton
hate that asshole

Then why are you bumping my thread then?
Wtf is “The Secret”?

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Also take us to Mars in our lifetime.

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Hey Elon, I thought your truck was cool and would like one if you are giving up your worldly goods.

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>no not muh shekelrinos!

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>Sex isn't bad (in moderation)
>Drugs aren't bad (in moderation, depending on the drug)
>Not everyone needs "the one." Some of the greatest contributions to Western Civilization are from men who never married or had kids.

Our heritage is more than Christian, we are also ancient Greeks, pagan Romans and Vikings.

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He's got a sixth kid on the way. Wife 1 who gave him his first five kids was the 1. Multiple marriages and divorces is nigger tier behavior and theres no going back. He will die of drug overdose by end of 2021 and nobody should give a fuck. Get your own life in order, faggot.

you're pathetic

>Dude more than likely is browsing here
the absolute delusion of you mouth breathing retards

Tfw never got one of those flamethrowers.

Yeah the Vikings contributed SO much to society.

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>Rhonda
Why would anyone read a book written by a w*man? Terrible life advice

>per say
It's per se. Learn to Latin.

You already get gibs from the rest of europe to increase your military spending so you're less likely to be blackmailed by russia

>The reason you haven’t found “the one”
He did find "the one". He married her and had four sons. Then he divorced her in 2008 for no reason and started fucking random hollywood trash. He still has part custody of his kids for some reason.

There is always a road to redemption.

yeah, I know
so you should probably stop preaching the same shit

As he should. Guy is bill gates tier. He even started in the same company as old Billy. Company name is TRW which is a jumping board for elite pedos who later become science and tech gurus.

Lmao this.
> "wow i may be a technology advancing billionaire who's banged amber heard but this user from Zig Forums.org/pol/catalog, he knows what's up"

no one can control what these bitches do, they listen to the tribe and right now the tribe is pozzed.

Uhh i feel like i just read a really personal message there. Sorry elon, and good luck with the hoes

Only people who have never tried LSD will tell you that it kills your soul when it in reality breaks you free.

you idiot

He is from Swedenstan what do you expect?

i think elon needs a male best friend. not like anything gay. but the kind of best friend you can talk about anything to. for hours on end, n shit. not the kind that is a yesman, or is around for the money and gibs.

you're even stupider than he is

Doubt he's doing lsd. Tech people do nog street drugs even nogs won't do. Welfare queens in Oakland have more discerning taste KEK.

Just Moonraker our ass allready Elon i cant take it anymore.

He reminds me of Edward Scissorhands. Elon Scissorhands.

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Not an idiot at all-- psychedelics are not some magical secret mystery. It's very simple:

As you grow up you learn things, and a lot of what we learn is conceptual ideas linked to physical objects. These things build up along with morality, emotion, and other abstract elements of experience and basically codify who we become beyond what is merely genetic (so roughly 40% of who you are).

Psychedelics simply LOOSEN those connections and allow you to draw NEW connections.

However, if you are a complete retard you will just take it and watch the Trix bunny dance or some shit.

ALSO-- there's definitely such a thing as loosening those connections too far.

ALSO ALSO--- LSD doesn't "stay in your spine forever" stop being retard DARE fuck. "flashbacks" is a somatic reaction to a memory of a mental state you hadn't previously experienced and nothing more.

Stop anthropomorphizing the universe. You sound like an empty-headed woman mindlessly parroting New Age buzzwords.

unbelievably fucking stupid

Stop having sex makes you hate jews less? Take your meds user