PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMEDY GOLD EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Biden Got It Wrong 5/4/20
youtu.be/NFep4KcT9cM
>Team Trump Online w/Lara Trump &MORE! 5/4/20
youtu.be/PSx45w50q5E
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 5/4/20
youtu.be/BPYa_-HW-5k
>DefSec Esper @Brookings Inst on Pol&Readiness 5/4/20
youtu.be/_QCiwsIf86A
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on FoxNews 5/4/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6154063553001
>WHSrAdviser Hassett on FoxNews 5/4/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6154174095001
>StateDeptSpox Morgan on CNBC 5/4/20
youtu.be/gJ130Q2gM1Y
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 5/4/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6154179337001/
>ThiccSarah on F&F 5/4/20
youtu.be/48sjNz8A9dM
>SpoxVox: World Press Freedom Day 5/4/20
youtu.be/UsBWAvvjtbc
>WHVideo: VP Pence Tours GM&Ventec's Ventilator Facility 5/4/20
youtu.be/biRhUyUn8v4
>TrumpTweet: TRUMP 5/3/20
pic.twitter.com/auPizO39tF
>TrumpTweet: Where Will You Be 11/3/20? 5/2/20
pic.twitter.com/viZkbzM7Sp
>TrumpAd: American Comeback 5/3/20
youtu.be/Ws66liLKGzA
pic.twitter.com/cnQ4tKIzVv
>Pres Trump @America Together: Returning to Work Town Hall 5/3/20
youtu.be/Lg3hFWlOIuU (pt1)
youtu.be/6HDUYiyF_DQ (pt2)
>Pres Trump arrives @WH 5/3/20
youtu.be/RVGhWaeunfc
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Eric Bolling (Lara) 5/3/20
youtu.be/IUbK1UWoX-0
>PressSec Kayleigh on FoxNews 5/2/20
youtu.be/rprNNMxhkwA

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first to awoo!

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Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

Can anyone give a single reason for why a straight American male of European stock should vote for Trump in the next election?

>>>A single reason,
>without resorting
>to the Diarrhea Fallacy.
>Just one, that's all.

Anyone?

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MAGA

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NOOO
BIDEN BROS

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There was a very handsome user that come to these threads a few weeks ago and stated the following:

There are loser niggerfaggot shitskin unemployed welfareniggers in these threads who pretend to bee white and right wing.

If you need money then you should be working instead of being a parasite and spending your time posting on Zig Forums not looking for an actual job.

how
right
were
they
???

You can't be a jobless welfarenigger and MAGA, you'd just be an unMAGA niggerfaggot

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Imagine being so UNMAGA and gay that you post 30 times and get 0 replies. MAGA UNMAGA AUTIST ETC ETC

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why is rump losing to biden in the polls so badly?

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NOOOO

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Uhh ... Guys?

wtae.com/article/police-investigating-deaths-of-two-people-in-ross-township/32352957#

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To the Red nose Days

You've beat me again /ptg/ but I shall return

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So what happened to Joe Scarboroughs intern???

Gates sure does have in hands in everything huh?

twitter.com/ZackFinkNews/status/1257698122609897473

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For whomst should we vote fellow Stormpede?

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There was a very handsome user that come to these threads a few weeks ago and stated the following:

There are loser niggerfaggot shitskin memeflaggot attentionwhores in these threads who pretend to bee white and right wing.

If you need attention then you should be on social media instead of being a parasite and spending your time posting on Zig Forums not creating any OC.

how
right
were
they
???

You can't be a memeflaggot avatarnigger and MAGA, you'd just be an unMAGA niggerfaggot

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because Trump makes leftists seethe with his mere existence

MAGA

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how come trump lied about locking up hillary

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S HAPOONING!

>Can anyone give a single reason for why a straight American male of European stock should vote for Trump in the next election?
ok

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All protests should be armed, it's the only way to insure they will be peaceful.

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Does anyone actually
>know someone who got the WuFlu
>know someone who knows someone who got the WuFlu
>know OF anyone who died of the WuFlu
For a million cases, seems even 1 in 300 people have not been affected.

Is Captain pollution the first case of the Inverse Redhead to Nigger trope the jews have.
They turned an evil nigger into a radioactive toxic potato

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Based Cruz?

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>april o'neil
Heh

>the victim and shooter knew each other
GAAAYYYYYYY

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If Biden wins Dems win forever

Yes.

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cartoon for reference

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Isn't that the natural conclusion? If the state is shutting down businesses they shouldn't collect taxes?

you hebrews can't stop talking about fecal matter

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I guess the argument is that public services still need to be funded. But I say besides unemployment benefits and pensions, shut the State down.

I know of two. And they both have been cleared of the infection. White, early twenties, and good to go. Except, they are still in pain from their lungs and light headed often. It's been three weeks since cleared.

>drumpf impeached
>suddenly the incubation period argument is out the window
I mean, doesn't that argument literally prove the fact thatt he virus is a nothingburger?

>Wendy's pulls burgers off the menu at some locations due to meat shortage
theguardian.com/environment/2020/may/05/wendys-burgers-beef-meat-shortage-coronavirus
famine during an election year? trump is finished.

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> The situation will continue to get worse in America, generally
I fully understand that. Still, even if those 9 countries had zero deaths from today on and the US had one 9/11 per two days day (1500 deaths, rounded up) it would take the US about 40 days to **catch up** with those nine countries.
That's how many deaths the US would have to have to **catch up**, 1500 more deaths than the sum of these countries for the nect 40 days. Right now the United States has
> 137 extra deaths

Based on that it would take 400 days ***to catch up** with those countries, but I can admit the possibility the US situation could get much much worse while those countries could get much much better, it is not impossible.

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>unemployment benefits and pensions
Okay, boomer.

POO ECONOMY DESTROYED

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Trump played too nice against the opposition and now they are doing whatever they want freely. Trump confirmed for pussy bitch.

Boomtime is definitely not controlled opposition

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maybe they should've used a map?

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Now that Drumpf has allowed the Chinese virus to kill 6,000,000 Americans and then demanded the rest of the population to drink bleach what are the chances of Biden winning in November?

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The other fact is that the thing is regionalized and considering midwest with NYC is a bit misleading and would indicate that the situation was well under control and that people are doing as they should. Broadly people are opposed to masks and keeping basic distance. They're terribly stupid and filthy.

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based

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There was an user who put all the states and Euro nations on a chart as comparison. Wonder where she went.

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/cvg/ is dying. Not suprised since its a nothing burger lmao.

>barely beats Bloomberg
OH NO NO NO

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What’s a strong lad like this doing among the cuucks

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Because we're the best. Went to Longhorn for lunch yesterday cause we're starting to open again because again, we're the best.

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Does this mean I can quit stocking up shelves and get an actual job in IT, like I'm supposed to do?
Will they finally work in their own country instead of working here for nearly nothing and thus outcompeting an actual schooled workforce?
Does this mean they will be their own victim of their epic failures in their field of work?

Fuck off chink

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1257715551729676289

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Went to the beach on Saturday and it was packed, Floridians ain’t scared of no virus

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BASED TRUMP PUTTING MEDIA KIKES IN THEIR PLACE

Here's one based on landmass size.
I suppose I should have added population density.
Ah well.

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>polls

Once again I am absolutely vindicated. I called you faggots out for avatar fagging and circlejerking 2 fucking years ago.

Not surprised that the Trump social media campaign chose Zig Forums to spend its time attracting younger voters desu

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Based Florida poster.

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>no matter how many times I say to inject bleach
>no matter how many tens of thousands Americans I kill
>no matter how many millions I put out of a job
>they find a way to criticize me

He is such a fucking baby sometimes

Haha yes gettem trump

based. fuck the memeflu and the faggots who fear it.

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Scared of having gun laws that don't suck though.

>Do Nothing Democrats and the Fake News Lamestream Media
This sounds like a shill satirizing a boomertard

>all that bullshit
enjoy his second term faggot

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mika? the faggot belgian singer? why the fuck should biden care about him? i thought he slipped into oblivion years ago

IMAGINE being a complete barbarian and not eating mayo and mustard with your potatoes fried. fuking unMAGA antigormets

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