POWERFUL.
POWERFUL
Mason Murphy
Cooper Russell
>Her
Asher Butler
Absolutely based
Samuel Bailey
There's an insulting metaphor in there somewhere.
Gavin Edwards
brave and brappilled
Kayden Stewart
>her
Landon Anderson
>literally getting high on their own farts
Have none of you heard this expression before? jfc what an awful thing.
Mason Lee
Indeed, brrrrrrrrraaaaap.
Cooper Long
>Interview by Joel Steinberg
>Steinberg
Every fucking time
Christopher Barnes
I'll admit it - you had me for a second.
Alexander Morales
>her
Aaron Kelly
BBBRRRRRAAAPPP snnnniffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnniifffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....sssssnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....
please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBRRRAAAAAPPPPPFFFLLLLLLPPPPFPPFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnniiiffff.....hmmm...hhhmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBRRRPPPFFTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….sssnniiiiifffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssnnnniiiiifff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssnnniiiifffff….yes….
Adam Diaz
Just came here to see if this would be posted
Liam Ross
this
Carter Adams
>her
>steinberg
Isaiah Baker
Surprised I am
Daniel Long
tfw we got Zig Forums onion stories.
Matthew Brown
Let’s convince all leftys to do the same
Chase Edwards
Why did it take me 5 minutes of google to figure out this was a joke. I feel stupid.
Josiah Roberts
Let’s pay /lgbt/ a little visit. I think the lonely ladies over there could use some attention.
Logan Fisher
>Steinberg
>Bergstein
fake and gay
Jaxon Carter
No!
Julian King
metafart
is this the jew final form? seems like the are all becoming trans to get to power as their ultimate refusal of Logos.
Samuel Bailey
>article photos samuel bergstein
oh no no no
Ethan Moore
>autobrapsniffer
well done lad
Caleb Nelson
>attempt to troll Zig Forums
>huff fart
>off self
The life of a tranny
Austin Reyes
so brave! such a hero!
Ayden Williams
>Steinberg
>Bergstein
0/10 effort
Caleb Jones
Nicholas Barnes
haha dumb
just read author names
Grayson Johnson
Is this a joke? ((Wynn)), ((Steinberg)), and ((Bergstein)).
I have to believe this is a joke, because otherwise reality just became a meme.
Nolan Garcia
Bentley Williams