Does anyone on here live near Seattle and have a load of laxatives?
I have a plan
Landon Sanders
Cameron Taylor
>Does anyone on here live near Seattle and have a load of laxatives?
Isaiah Nguyen
Send them bananas so they have sex toys as well as food
Tyler Ward
I’ll take the laxatives if you fly me over I can shit on them like a bird.
Ethan Baker
That was quick
Samuel Collins
They can use em, eat em and get mouth herpes
Jeremiah Ramirez
>onions products
Cameron Ortiz
Brandon Murphy
>vegan meat substitutes
Blake Bennett
Their leader has also been outed as a sexual abuser and is threatening suicide to keep the public goodwill.
Jacob Russell
>please if possible bring vegan meat substitutes, fruits, oats, onions products, etc.
Jesus Christ, remember these basically want Civil War or a revolution. They wouldn't survive a fucking day kek.
Anthony Gonzalez
Anyone there with a drone that can drop payloads of shit?
Alexander Barnes
Just drop off lots of bottled water than you have pre-added bleach to
Jaxson Rogers
It seems that our plan of doing nothing is working out perfectly
Easton Price
preeeettty sure that would smell retard...
op's idea sounds comical but seeing as they're not REALLY outside of the USA, you might want to watch out for laws about poisoning people and shit because I bet that's a thing
Samuel Bennett
>War of CHAZ
>1 casualty
Kevin Butler
>a shitpost to rival any that went before it
MAKE THIS HAPPEN
either that or bake some /k/ tier brownies
Anthony Long
>set up autonomous zone
>require outsiders to bring you food out of their own benevolence
I can see this ending well
Xavier Baker
And to think these pansies want to take on the hells angels
Aiden Miller
I thought communism didn't have breadlines according to them?
Jacob Reyes
"she" is a tranny. It's going to kill itself anyway
Jonathan Hernandez
>vandalize neighborhood
>working class people please give us free stuff
Hunter Reed
>Communists starving begging for scraps.
Hope there isn't any zoos in the "autonomous" zone.
Dylan Nelson
Would it be too much to ask for the Trump administration to build a wall around CHAZ? Let them select a representative to negotiate trade agreements for food, water, power and phone service. Or has nobody bothered to look up the word "autonomous" yet? I'd say a self-governed nation shouldn't be stealing basic utilities from their neighbors, wouldn't you? It's pretty much an act of war, I'd imagine.
Easton Powell
>vegan meat substitutes
>s@y
BHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh please, this cannot be fucking real
Landon Turner
It's insurrection, treason
Aiden Smith
AHAHAHA
>be mentally ill trannies and social rejects
>muh communism
>LARP for a day
>the second it starts factions already start forming
>people start turning on each other
>'leader' gets cancelled
>lmao you cant make this up
Holy fuck
Maybe they didnt try real communism???
Nathan Jones
That would be too based for this world.
Juan Lee
boomers are the cancer killing Zig Forums
Nathan Hernandez
That counts as poisoning and could get you into legal shit. Take a page from Sun Tsu and just tell as many homeless tweakers as possible there's no cops and good meth at the college kid pillow fort.
Jacob Phillips
>zimbabwe musics in the background
Isaac Wilson
Stealing happening! Maybe they should call... THE POLICE!
Hahahaha
Julian Rivera
>cant protect their new country from homeless
Sounds like they need law enforcement lol
Asher Sanders
GIBS... DESTROY
GIBS... DESTROY
GIBS
GIBS
Oh how predictable of leftists to be begging parasitic useless scum.
Noah Harris
The even funnier part is how expensive those are compared to the real thing. Daddy's dirty capital will only take them so far
Matthew Nelson
we need this retard alive long enough to sow division
stratify the groups day 1
then after the wreckage collapses, allow him to die a triple failure
Daniel Adams
THIS IS ALL TAKING PLACE NEAR ANOTHER MASONIC BUILDING OWNED BY THE ORDER OF ODD FELLOWS. IN MINNEAPOLIS GEORGE FLOYD AND OFFICER CHAUVIN WORKED TOGETHER IN A BUILDING CONSTRUCTED BY THE ORDER OF ODD FELLOWS, WHICH WAS BURNED DOWN. NOW THIS CHARADE IN SEATTLE IS TAKING PLACE IN FRONT OF ANOTHER ODD FELLOW BUILDING
Carter Sanders
Let them starve as punishment for destroying the city
They'll finally learn that actions have consequences because their shitty parents couldn't teach them this
Jackson Edwards
>Already out food at day 2
That was fast even for commies
Evan Richardson
>onions products
KEK
Luis Turner
1 drop of norovirus per sandwich or container of water will fuck em up
Brayden Foster
Thats the whole point...
Gabriel James
>VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
>btw need vegan meat subs
fuck me i cant even find an appropriately retarded reaction jpg for this.
Nolan Roberts
I know it's not directly related but I think it's only a matter of time before the White guilt ends up getting to the point where they actively encourage certain white people to commit suicide
Jonathan Smith
Monobrow is still alive? Last night he was about to kill himself because he’s abusive, I guess he didn’t follow through
Eli Richardson
kwab
Gavin Wilson
so the story gets deeper
Ian Johnson
You fuckers better do this. Don't leave us hanging.
Charles Bailey
I thought the main point was the fact their food got stolen by some hobos? If that isn't the main point, it should be. Because it's fucking hilarious.
Nolan Jones
What do you think transexualism is?
Charles Sullivan
>Does anyone on here live near Seattle and have a load of laxatives?
You can get charged with assault for dosing food with laxatives.
Nathaniel Cooper
its times like this there was a hot bitch in seattle worth saving. id get me mate hockenberry to live stream it while me and Noman, maybe big Ajax and maybe Aggers to shitpost around the adjacent streets, and fling shit. maybe play in some aristeia or somefing
William Ramirez
lol. I hope someone archived this entire shitshow.
Evan Powell
Trump should send Barron
Ryan Smith
>onions products
LMAO, does your food products contain mind control?
Tyler Hughes
>experimental ad hoc separatist movement that includes a large number of vegans
>completely fractured logistics, unknown supply chain
>sporadic public services
>regular food delivery uncertain, let alone refrigerated food storage
Why didn't they just buy a case of Onions? This is probably the absolute best-case scenario for something like that to be useful instead of some meme.
Is there not a single former supply sergeant or something with these antifa cucks? The powder even comes in little sealed MRE-like bags perfect for rationing out to people.
Elijah Russell
Its one hell of a conundrum. Its hard to believe this is actually happening..then o realize its seattle and im a little less surprised..a little.
Gabriel Smith
By what police stupid nigger commie
Nathaniel Moore
How many times will they try fake Communism. Everytime they fail they KNOW it's because they didn't do real Communism. You'd think they'd give up and just do REAL Communism.
Jeremiah Murphy
Kek
Zachary Gray
And who will they report it to?
Levi Kelly
Nope. He didn't do it. It's a defense mechanism "people are saying I'm an abuser, quick become a protected group!"
The 'ol Kevin Spacey
Brandon Long
fucking filter I meant s_o_y_l_e_n_t as in the now infamous plant-based meal replacement
Isaac Hill
Why does this look shooped?
Tried verifying but the commie tranny ironically only allows followers to view their tweets.
Adam Jackson
>Meat substitute
>Onions
Is this even real?
Kevin Turner
They already chased the police out of the city though, who would stop them?
Isaiah Peterson
Tf is an autonomous zone?
Landon Jenkins
Newfags leave
Adam Moore
This would be the greatest timeline.