>do an uprising
>create an independant communist state
>run out of food
>about to starve
>>in 2 days
That's an academy record!
>do an uprising
>create an independant communist state
>run out of food
>about to starve
>>in 2 days
That's an academy record!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Supposed to rain Friday and Saturday. Let's see how long they last cold, wet and hungry.
It's funny how communists always manage to end up starving
AND they re begging other to give them food relief so they dont starve
>onions products
Those bums were being capitalists!
>It's funny how communists always manage to end up starving
in TWO DAYS
And they want some fucking vegan food. Fucking onions boy
Take over the Seahawk stadium and demand the owners send you millions in food for their slavery of black football players.
I thought he was killing himself.
No honour
Just build a wall around and let them starve
Are rats and pigeons vegan?
This is reality breaking into their utopian fantasy.
someone should donate food sprinkled with potassium cyanide in minecraft
>18, she/they lesbian anarchist. abolish whiteness, capitalism, and civilization
This has to be a troll account. Please tell me it his
This, for clownworld
Now youse can't leave.
That's what happens when you occupy and area you can't generate food from.
Did these retards learn nothing from Napoleon?
Also, Napoleon's army lasted a MONTH in Moscow despite it being burned to the ground and all the farmland around the city being completely destroyed. These commies lasted two days before starvation set in.
>soi products
>so y products
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
Nonsense for these nimrods to try and create a government system.
Nope. That is unironically the leader of the CHAZ.
I repeat my request from yesterday. Are the any anons nearby who can set up cameras and a livestream? Just imagine if we could have watched the hobos loot these commie-söys live.
>Soi products
Wtf have you done Zig Forums?
This is all your fault!
>give me attention
Shit the homeless stole all their food? Maybe they should call the police.
Send them something to make them sleepy and have the belly cramps. Then shut off the water in that area.
You damn capitalists better stop oppressing our utopia by not fully funding and supplying us
Kek
>soi products
Is this the power of communist planning?
Kek. Perfect
>Napoleon
I'd be surprised if they were even aware of history farther back than 100 years at most.
So much for autonomy, I guess.
Ok boys. Here's the chance for us to convince the antifa faggots to irrevocably harm themselves.
The best part is, they will do it to themselves. We just have to start a "renounce your US citizenship" campaign on Twitter.
These communist fucks will screw themselves over for life over this antifa meme. And now we have non US citizens as members of a designated terror group. This will make them lose their rights to not be stored upon by the US. Get to it boys.
These commune experiments are not new in the left. Dostoevskjii had a socialist character in on of his books that joined a russian commune/occupied palace, that quicly turned into a chaotic brothel (women were "liberated" there) with trash everywhere. As they refuse to have a hyerarchy and guns these experiments will always fall, no matter how many time they try
They only they have to prolong this atrocity is to beg for gibs some very rich liberal/hollywood elites. But again being entirely dependant on billionaries charity pretty much debunk these comunnes as frauds
What has it been, two or three days? Are they speedrunning Communism and going straight into famine-mode already?
>please bring vegan meat and onions
Fucking lmao
lmao its like the USSR having to buy grain from the US all over agin.
>Two Days!
Kek this joke plays itself
>onions products
It looks like a jew witch
>The homeless people we invited took away all the food
Based homeless people.
>18 yeard old anarchist lesbian lead a community with her "experience"
What an absolute joke
Expensive vegan meat substitutes, too. Beans would at least be cheap.
As amusing as this is, so we have verification for this tweet? The account is set to private now
And now we just wait until people give them money until its all gone and they go back to mom and dad. Not including the joggers, they don't have dads at home.
That's so pathetic it borders on sad instead of hilarious.
There's was a "commune" in a bunch of abandoned buildings when I was at college, and it was literally just angry betas stealing thrown out food from supermarkets while dudebros fucked middle class whores.
kek
thanks OP i actually laughed for a solid minute for the first time in weeks. i needed this
This has to be a troll, right?
do you think all presidents before lbj where like the blueprint masons and starting with lbj it was the builder masons? Every president that wasn't them was either controlled opposition or some idiot they would let take the throne for sake of balance?
think about, right after jfk who was on to them but realized too late and became their martyr. they started building the towers to blow them up 33 years later, civil rights act of 1964. we built machines to walk on the moon under lbj etc.
is trump the only president that hasn't been in the deep state since jfk? was reagen in the deep state?
>The account is set to private now
what the FUCK did you autists do
does anyone have an archive of when it was still up?
kek
GET IN THE ZONE
>I'd be surprised if they were even aware of history farther back than 100 years at most.
The holocaust happened 80 years ago so that's as far back as they know.
Lol how hard is it to not be abusive
i want to believe
>dark humour is like food.
>not everybody gets it.
This. Is. Brilliant.
I'm telling you, weather always seems to break this shit up. The planned riot in DC last Saturday where a million fucks were supposed to show up turned into meh because it was in the 90s and sunny, and most faggots in black with masks and long sleeves had no interest in baking outside all day.
Muricans discovering you can't do any uprising without a solid political movement that will not just do PR but actually organize shit. At least they're learning, disagreeing is new for them
there’s no fucking way that’s a real tweet
Alright. Sending some laxative vegan foods.
Imagine being homeless and given onions from a lefty.
Anything to help us eat...that's gay.
And waste precious food?
They just want to be communists, so in respect with their beliefs and traditions they should be run over by some tanks
Surround it
Turn off water and power
Wait for starvation do its job
Arrest any who wish to leave
Charge with insurrection
>her
pretty fucking hard apparently
You know bark is vegan and editable
If I could I'd ironically send them a lot of meat to prolong their suffering. They can't succeed so feeding those vegans some meat before their party comes crashing down for real would be pretty funny.
>homeless people ran off with all their food
Lol what a surprise! Who would've guessed modern transient drug addicts were so selfish. Commies deserve to starve anyway
>They only
*The only way
>Autonomous
>crying for help after 2 days
That's the leader? Truly an inspiring presence!
>was reagen in the deep state?
obviously, he was in hollywood beforehand for fuck sakes
Might want to start watching my man Cole's videos about extended fasting and get some snake juice, they're gonna need it.
Also the funniest part of this is they're starving but because they're a bunch of libcuck faggots they can't just ask for any food and have to have shit like tofu burgers and soi.
>
These aren't glorius red statist commies but a bunch of trannies, sjws and a couple of ancoms.
Actual commies stopped famines in their nations, despite inheriting them war-torn and spending lots of money on fighting cappies and re-making the whole society, culture, economics from scratch.
You may oppose communism, and you may even be correct, but don't use lies and bullshit.
Based homeless!
This must be bait
its a CHAZ leader
Still going at it
>soft bed to sleep in
>shower and fresh clothes
>an actual good meal
>an outlet to charge your phone
>computer
One of these needs will affect everyone eventually in the next few hours and they'll leave.
>all black
>in the sun
that one has always cracked me up. literally the absolute worst color they could play domestic terrorist in
Barricade them in. Cut the gas and water lines. Air drop in bottles of salted water and food laced with laxatives...
kek
There's so many levels of hilarity here I don't even know where to start, commies managing to speedrun starvation
>The homeless people we invited took away all the food
>bring vegan meat substitutes, söy products
It feels like a fucking skit, this antifa faggots invited bums off the street and just let them take all their fucking food, and even in the midst of this crisis they're asking for fucking vegan meat substitutes and söy, holy fucking shit lmao
*starves in potato*
>they are not commies even though they say they are and act like it because they are incompetent unlike actual commies
>t. country where communism killed more than most wars in history
Is it real? Surely even a commie would have too much pride to post that your each to their own to eaches ability or whatever is bullshit and ripe to be exploited
I don't use Twitter, but this seems like a great opportunity. Create an account and name it "Mommy" and start replying to posts like these.
>Dont worry, honey. I'll whip up some sack lunches for you. Have fun playing with your little friends. Kisses, heart emoji.
user....is there a valid reason why do you have that pic saved on your pc?
When I was 8 I ran away from home and lasted almost a full day before I was begging to come back. These commies have impressively more than doubled my performance!
shut the fuck up, faggot. they’re all shades of red and they fuck everything up every time they get a chance.
Or just cut off the internet.
The inability to virtue signal, bitch and moan on Twitter will draw them out in a matter of minutes
It’s poetry, it rhymes
Lmao. Suicide by cop. These fucking people
Feeling inspired yet, user?
Holy fuck, I feel bad for him.
>sabotage it
No you should be helping it and defending it! This is great! Doing anything to help it accelerate it!
Imagine if this becomes more common place? Imagine taking over a section of city and kicking out all the non-whites. This is just the beginning
Who could have ever seen such a thing as this happening? I thought all homeless were just altruistic misunderstood tramps. How wrong I was. Brb, need to dilate and felate a dog. Also I'm chinese.
Nigga we ARE the police
>This will make them lose their rights to not be stored upon by the US
Stored upon?
Make food laced with laxatives. Give them it.
How many liters of onions should he drink each day?
Fucking topkek.
Also imagine not wanting to eat the most biologically available food (meat) and turn it away during occupation.
Are these people for real? I'd fucking kill for just a spoonfull of liver. And these retards willfully denies meat in favor of less nutritious foods. You just can't make this shit up. 300 IQ move.
Shut up jewkrain
Wait until hunger sets in and see how civil their anarchistic group remains.
Shut the fuck up you filthy communist liar. Everything that comes out of your mouths is bullshit
onions*
Let's send them our cum bottles.
Lurk moar niggerfag
It's the only way communist regimes can function. Didn't you learn this in history class already?
>Actual commies stopped famines in their nations
And yet Soviet Russia was never be able to reach again the agrarian production of late imperial Russia (autonomous and world first exporter of agricolture productions). Soviets instead were the world first importer of such products for the entirely of their existence, sans maybe the NEP phase. Collectivized centralized farms simply dosent work
Holodomor.
oh you’re not getting away that easy newfag
>commies managed to starve in 2 days
Lmao you can't make this shit up
sir please refer to that post
Once you get south of philly the sun feels way hotter for some reason too. 90+ degrees and sunny in D.C. feels like 100 in CT.
Vegan meat substitute....homeless took our food.....
This is bullshit right?
It's always the fucking trannies.
No shit. The reality is that this only works in some authoritarian left wing system.
The same would be applied to the right. Tho I’m pretty sure we’d at least establish the most basic of supplies and resources
how do you even starve between 2 days
fucking commies
That's actually good move. I don't think homeless niggers'd take their onions products away if they came back for a jog.