AUTOZONE GENERAL - /azg/ #13 COMMUNISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED BEFORE EDITION

Antifa and BLM have taken over a small area of a couple blocks in Seattle a day ago and are announcing it to be "Free Capitol Hill" or the "Capital Hill Autonomous Zone - CHAZ". There are solid barricades on the road and the buildings have been claimed as property of CHAZ. The Industrial Workers of the World and The Communist Party of USA (yes really) have expressed official support. As you may expect this will be quite the show. So please anons, kickback relax, and enjoy the show :-)

Leader of the zone, apparently tried to kill him/her/itself earlier. Posted a message on twitter saying goodbye.
(twitter.com/anarchomastia/status/1270483223995224067)

twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1270375353614123010
twitter.com/brrn_fed/status/1270345660617891842

Live Stream:
pscp.tv/MarcusKulik/1jMKgXgoyekGL
pscp.tv/w/1ZkKzmMXrrvxv?t=43m37s
twitch.tv/fieldcharge
youtube.com/watch?v=Sfsfif3lrwg&feature=youtu.be
>dlive.tv/CommandandControll (BEST STREAM)
/our/ guy. Streamed the take over live by "black umbrella" records last night of 5th precinct
>kikebook.com/blackumbrellamusic/
Closest cameras show nothing
web6.seattle.gov/travelers/
Cam (1) = Broadway & E Pike St. EW
Cam (2) = 16th Ave E & E Madison St.
Cam (3) = Broadway & E John St (Under Maintenance)

Map:
usa.liveuamap.com/

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web.archive.org/save/https://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2020/06/welcome-to-free-capitol-hill-capitol-hill-autonomous-zone-forms-around-emptied-east-precinct/
web.archive.org/save/https://heavy.com/news/2020/06/capitol-hill-autonomous-zone-chaz/
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>they are trying to farm by planting seeds in some soil they spread over the concrete
>the nearby park will be used as a runway for gliders carrying supplies in case the city blockades them (supplies from China!)
>already infighting and arguing who is top on the oppression ladder

>later in the day the commie terrorists stormed city hall and somehow believe the act of them standing in the building means they won something
>after "storming" city hall and standing around they left proclaiming victory
>the entire day was spent standing around in a circle listening to nigs and trannies insult white people on the mike
>they watched some netflix after sundown and most people went home

>where is the police/NG/feds

Mayor is a cuck, the police chief is a nigger from Detroit and the city council are SJWs. All of them confirmed they will try to deescalate by defunding the cops and working with the community. Who will give the order? Unless Trump/feds do something the local authority is too scared. The antifags want bloodshed tho and Trump knows this.

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daily reminder for the npc zombie niggers

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help create the CHAZ Utopia

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>nooooo our homeless allies took all our food
This trainwreck is hilarious.

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knowing how retarded those onions-commies are, this autozone wont last a week

Their expansion plan. A Whole Foods is close and an Amazon warehouse is several blocks away.

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how many more days will this larp be allowed

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>when your enemies are attacking you, do nothing or they win
-Mutt Zu, the Shart of War

It's fascinating that all these patriotic stories, Red dawn, Wolverine, Siege, Jericho, all those fantasies about a second civil war where true American spirit face the threat of communism... It was all a lie.

I get it. I really do. You will wait until they come for the suburbs. But in the end, does it really matters to preserve a few lives? Protecting your little neighborhood and your community? Will you live in a socialist country after that? Waiting for the State commissar to knock on your door?

Aren't symbols more important than your tranquility?

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We had Tangers Interzone
now we have Seattle Autozone
what a shitty replacement

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Putin should establish diplomatic relations with the new state.

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So, when are we dropping jammers from drones into the zone? Im fairly sure just by cutting their internet access off, we could collapse the zone.

these are retards

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Seeming how much sun shines out of these guys arses... How quickly will their crops grow to stop their inevitable starvation?

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lol if they try to take over the Orthodox Church down the block they’ll get shot by a mixture of Russians Ukrainians and Ethiopians

They are trying to plant on concrete, so.... never?

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The streets of Capital Hill Autonomous Zone... home

Funniest part is a city council member opened the doors with her key and they think they "stormed" it.

yeah, they chose a nice place, Seattle is one of the closest US cities
youtu.be/h5Vmf3u0D1A

capitol i mean
ugh...

>3 marigolds and a single bag of soil
Holy shit they're beyond retarded

He should do and try not to laugh the entire time, $5 bucks says he'd have to mute the call.

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Trying to take and hold territory is going to be a horrible mistake for them, now they lose their mobility and have to care for it

>commies
>out of food
>2 days
LMAO that’s got to be a record

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Weeds grow on concrete... Seeing how much mass antifags seem to have on them I'm sure that's enough to keep them alive

let them continue and fail hard. Another example of their failed ideology

Reminds me of the migrants that raped a girl in Germany a couple years ago thinking it's just another kuffar victim... turned out she was the daughter of Russian immigrants... the next day a hundred Russians and Eastern Euros with bats stormed the migrant center and beat up the shitskins.

I have a feeling Putin has spent the last several hours on the phone with his agents.

"Yuri, you're fucking drunk. They did NOT start a commune called "AutoZone" run by a suicidal tranny and a failed rapper. And no,hobos did not steal their food supply while they were building a landing strip on a baseball diamond.

FFS, Yuri, I knew western decadence was bad but WTF kind of drugs are you doing there?"

Why are they letting this LARP go on? It's only going to further embarrass them down the line.

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If they wanted actually viable feeding crops to grow they should have planted them a month or two ago and they'll be ready around fall time. You might be able to get some smaller stuff like potted tomatoes or shit like that but good fucking luck feeding a commune on that. Also their only, potentially depending on soil quality, viable soil is their "landing strip" for foreign aid.

>vegan meat substitutes
>onions products
what would the average Soviet citizen of 1940 say about this?

Hello fellow magapedes, I'm one of yours.

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>>they are trying to farm by planting seeds in some soil they spread over the concrete
pics of this retardation?

well Antifa named it. They're not so good at creative thinking.
Autozone now updated with homeless allies.

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Normally it takes them a year or two to go from revolution to starvation. This is a world record

how can they stop it?

lol never heard of this (or I forgot it)

I think once they take over the zone of a city it's no longer a LARP

Hmm
If they attack Orthodox church, we may have a legit Casus Belli

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>twitter.com/anarchomastia/status/1270483223995224067
TWITTER PRIVATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh shit
brb gonna combine these real quick

By the time they come to the suburbs they’ll have tanks and bombers. We let this happen and did nothing

>That poster
Perfect

>those hobos

My fucking sides

I love all the Glowies in these threads trying to get us to do something and legitimize their movement, so they can start hunting us down.
We win by letting the Autozone run its course.

Enforce the fucking law

It's a LARP because their "opponents" are literal no shows. They didn't fight for that city, they just had their mommies and daddies call off the cops.

They will expand and Zig Forums will just sputter and do nothing.
This is fun to watch desu.

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>shut off electricity
>shut off water
>arrest them

There are squats and shit in Germany, but the police giving up their building is absolute unthinkable, they'd literally ride crowds down with horses before that happens. There are no-go areas they avoid but there's nothing there worth protecting.
When the GDR ended the police never really tried preventing the "revolution". The USSR was already fucked so there was no way for the GDR state to survive, at least they weren't bitter about it. Could've killed a looot of people.

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checkd and gardenpilled

i’ll go there myself to protect my House of God
pic related is the church

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There. Magnifique

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Pretty sure what they are doing is a federal crime. I mean they kinda try to secede.
How many undercover glowies are already there? and how hard will their leaders get fucked when the shitshow is officially over?

ayep

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every little detail about this failed operation needs to be recorded, every social media post, picture, screenshot, greentext, EVERYTHING. This is going to be such a monumental failure by such a pathetic group of LARPing retards that they will pretend that it never happened. Nobody will ever believe just how fucking ignorant and out of depth these kids are and the dumb shit they did in this moment, the entire thing will be considered fake news. This is something to be archived and brought up each and every time these roleplaying degenerates speak on any platform, every university lecturer who promotes this bullshit, every celebrity who promotes this rhetoric. Don't let them scrub this event from history, we need to save every little scrap of information about this.

youtube.com/watch?v=dT_xJiH0cYE

Lmao, they have no idea how to farm huh? Figures. Even under optimal circumstances, they wont have enough food to support their entire community.
But another note of interest is resources...
Inevitably, a small group, or possibly even a single individual, will be responsible for most of the food/water distribution. Will this result in a plutocracy? Obviously, their food will have to be traded and bartered for... So either, they willingly distribute resources, they are "forced" to evenly distribute their resources, or they accept "legal tender" for their resources, but they would ultimately end up having a big share of "wealth". Would their "wealth" then be re-distributed?
So many questions. I doubt this will go on long enough for that to happen, but it's fun to think about.

Could there be a way to encourage the homeless to go there?

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nigger you cant feed people on weeds to low in calories

hahahahahahhahahha
is this a parody account
is is it going to 41%
oh nonononnoo

It's a fully democratic city, with a diversity hire police chief, and overly sympathetic council. Not to mention the Dems are using these poor kids in a game of chicken with the Feds. So far it's been "peaceful" depending on the owners of businesses who now have to deal with them. If the feds come rolling in against the cities protest it looks bad. If the city let's it go on and is sympathetic it, its brownie points for them.
Welcome to politics, our two sides are damn near at open war.

The homeless are already there. The commies founded this stupid LARP shit right on top of them.

>vaccinate the goyim
>Grab guns
You people say that after literally anything.
Some guy shoots up an office building?
IT'S A FALSE FLAG TO BAN GUNS!
Islamic terrorists do Islamic terrorist things?
IT'S A FALSE FLAG TO BAN GUNS!
White guy retaliates against the government?
IT'S A FALSE FLAG TO BAN GUNS!
Communist shitheads riot?
IT'S A FALSE FLAG TO BAN GUNS!
Militia protests the government?
IT'S A FALSE FLAG TO BAN GUNS!

Every goddamn thing. Yet they never do.
And why the fuck would the government ban guns? The point of having firearms is to overthrow the tyrannical government. Yet the fear of the government banning guns is enough to keep those guns locked away and useless.

The homeless already stole all of their food. The commie scum are going to have to start eating their own, starting with the fatties.

Perfect

>arrest them
Can we wait til they post armed guards claiming autozone to be independent from US? Then we can use military tribunals instead of corrupt just-us system

See

He's talking about Fall Lisa but exaggerated all of it.
As a tankie I agree.

they already have armed guards dude

THIS FAGGOTS. WE NEED TO DO THIS. ARCHIVE EVERYTHING

See

We dont even need to do that. They will attract the hobos themselves, like they did last night. And will probably do again. And when they refuse to let them in, the hobos turn aggressive. Probably another way the Autozone could collapse.

Why cant we capture the zone like we did the flag?

Yeah, unfortunately America is it's own special blend of fucked up where our politicians will openly use the public as pawns and no one bats an eye. Trust me its gonna get a lot more entertaining before its over.

Does this not classify as an insurrection? When will Donnie boy send the troops to execute these traitors

Someone send them laxatives

They conquered more land?

what is the position of the mayor?

There no need. We already establish relations with gwailo.

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10/10

same brother

honestly, I think it's an operation to show how dumb these fucking retards are

in the space of 2 days they have no food, have crayon signs.... have sanitary facilities provided by the state and are planting flowers

what sort of retardation is this?

Imagine someone just shuts down the local cell towers.

how would they get their amazon prime delivered chia seed mix then?

>vegan substitute

these niggers aren't serious right

Didn't they expand already? Anyone have the more recent map, or did I fucking coronadream it

You mean the failed rapper with no trigger discipline, who probably doesnt know how to use the rifle he was holding?

>Then we can use military tribunals instead of corrupt just-us system
user, when every single one of these shitheads is given a slap on the wrist, I want you to remember this little post of yours. I want you to remember that your government hates you, that they would give you 400 years in prison for attempting this while these freaks will be unlucky to get more than 2 weeks.

Basically that person threatened to kill themselves lmao

But have they claimed sovereignty?

What about... ipecac cupcakes?

Yup, very fun. What would their money be? Will they rely on Soros funding/supplies? Some user suggested they can feed themselves with arts and crafts they can barter on the border for food.

That's definitely a joke account/post, cmon

Bent over with an Antifa dragon dildo up her ass.

There is also Dicks drive in and QFC on that map. Thaor first planned expansion is 100% short term food related. Their plan for food is to just take over local grocery and food places and hope that those places keep restocking the shelves for them.

Are you absolutely sure this person is leading this whole thing rather than making fun of it? Asking because the screenshots from the previous thread looked so pathetic and hilarious that I'm finding it a little hard to believe. If this is the person leading it and if those tweets were not edited, this whole thing sounds more like the world's most overblown suicide-by-cop attempt ever.

The "leader" is a straight up mentally unstable transgender. More likely than anything they're going to throw it into a hospital ward and its probably the only reason the Feds have done nothing. They can see they are literally kids being allowed to play at being commies.

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I've heard stuff like toilet paper and basic toiletries in general to be used for barter? That is if they barter at all. There certainly can't be an agreed upon system to distribute resources, so bartering will have to be the way to go, it seems already set in stone.

They also have the JBGC with them.

I'll go through their website and archive it

You would be able to tell immediatley with ipecac, they would probably get thrown out. I bet a large amount of them would eat laxitves before ever knowing it

see pic. There's videos of the commies searching people at the border and what not. If someone could post them that would be great

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They offered to help the hobos, the hobos smelled the jackassery on them and took all their food.

>let them continue and fail hard. Another example of their failed ideology
But they never learn.
Every failure is explained as not being 100% ideologically pure. Next time they will do better!

bro how are your rations going to reach you when your roads are a
>fucking park

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Plenty of federal crimes have happened in the past 2 weeks. The Feds are cucked too.

I shit you not

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No secession yet

there are image boards out there that automatically add an archive.is link after each link. Leads you directly to the archive and if its not archived just click the archive button.

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Fucking this cunt. What other events in history compare to this much retardation. Future generations will think they’re retards

>first world
dude, we are better than both of you right now

The suicide was obviously a pity/gaslight thing, i lived with an abusive person and they always threatened suicide when I tried to leave

>slap on the wrist for commies but not for me
>sovereign
Damn. I was hoping I can stop paying taxes and throw away my license

Amazing, if true.

>Trump is sitting in the oval office eating junk food with his staff, watching these LARPERS on big screen starve and make a fool of themselves and their gobunism in front of the whole world
K E K

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GET IN THE ZONE

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They "took" a few blocks of a city that is a shit hole.
I'm comfy where I'm at.

Anons, can you non-memetically explain to me what's happening?

Are they actually in control of that area and cordoned it off or is it just a "we run dis shit" while police is still doing their thing?

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also I'll repeat myself
>C'mon, you fuckers, really, Zig Forums doesn't know how this will end? HOLOCAUST. Some random fire will go up, a lot of people will die, become martyrs (sacrifice with fire) and the WHOLE (((WORLD MEDIA))) will force "Democrats" on the whole world.

Is there any confirmation of this other than a tweet by a guy who uses the word "onions products?"

Oh guys i know i know! Easy, someone spike their food with laxatives. Thats how we mess with them. they may have portapotties, but they dont have enough for everyone in the Autozone.

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AUTOZONE

Kinda both
They created their own commie zone, and at this time, isn't "officially" its own separate entity.
I think it's a protest LARP until the city/state figures out what to do lol

Glowniggers are just shitposters m8. I dont think they actually think they can goad autistic faggots to storming Seattle. They are eating popcorn and shitposting about trannies in their office too. Do you really think glowniggers aren't laughing their asses off right now? I'd argue glowniggers are better shitposters then some of us here

Tanks in 30 minutes. Clankity clank.

i was hoping for new pics of retards actually trying to cultivate the asphalt

>60k homicides with the US and the rest of the world combined
also why is brazil being raped so hard by corona but i havent heard about favelas

Last night the commune "stormed" city hall, one of the council members met them there and unlocked the doors for them. Then they had a chat inside about the Mayor resigning because they weren't fully on board with defund the police and other assorted bullshit.

Is that a hawaiian shirt at the CHAZ? whoa...

They're in control. Cops evacuated.

Thank God kikes are pathetic.

web.archive.org/save/https://heavy.com/news/2020/06/capitol-hill-autonomous-zone-chaz/

Police literally evacuated the area. They're gone.

-Prepare food with laxatives
-Go deliver them
-Ask them to use their bathrooms
-Firecrack toilets until all pipes gets destroyed
- :)

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Has anything similar to this happened in the US in recent times?

this cant be real, "please bring vegan and onions products"? no fucking way this isnt just a huge pisstake aimed at me

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That's literally the "leader" of that zone.
LMAO

No, its 100% legit

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>go to autozone
>get shot by a nigger
>stabbed by a homeless
>haven't had food in 3 days
FUCKING AUTOZONE

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TARIFFS!!!!!!!

They "took control" of a portion of Seattle. They have meme shitty barricades to block off the road and have armed guards (fucking basedboys and trannys) on rotation "protecting their land".

>pare food with laxatives
>-Go deliver them
>-Ask them to use their bathrooms
>-Firecrack toilets until all pipes gets de

That but also steal all of their toilet paper/use it for fake protests

Can these cunts be charged with treason when this is all over?

>there's already trash everywhere

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Definitely, hell he even admits to being abusive.

No, this is ascended tier larping. I don't think the world has ever seen it.

Kinda. Every now and then you get some ancap trying to declare his own country.

Normally, the feds come in and shoot up the place

so this shit is going to drag for a couple of weeks at least, k thanks for the info

Why contain it?

Nah I don't recommend it bro
Just sit back and enjoy their pathetic larp
Say some user does try to spike their food and cause mass diahrehha, don't think for a second these faggots wont try to find out who did it and get them arrested fo "poisoning", then the person who did it will be arrested for 400 years for attempted ethnic cleansing or some bullshit. They can get away with this fucking shit because corrupt politicians and CEOs are allowing this shit, but make no mistake, they won't treat you the same.
Just watch it all burn.

American civil war 2 when?

Damn, so video games really do cause violence!

kek

>Firecracker their bathrooms
>Spike their food with Laxatives
>???
>Profit.
Come on guys, this is how we win.

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>wan't to fight a revolution
>most expensive piece of gear is a gopro

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The CHAZ just posted their demands for the city on Medium
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medium.com/@seattleblmanon3/the-demands-of-the-collective-black-voices-at-free-capitol-hill-to-the-government-of-seattle-ddaee51d3e47
@@@@@@
you guys know what to do

This is only able to happen because enough people just don’t give a shit anymore. If police never crack down on it, the businesses inside will eventually shut down, and the place will turn into Slab City 2.0 (a third world level shithole populated by bums).

Really??
I'm sorry. I can't see the page and I am a little behind on the Autozone.

Trannies aren't even there anymore, its real hardcore anarchists and communists that would actually kick your asses.

Nope, just free helicopter rides.

user they are using portapotties. Just skip step 2 and let them fight over who gets to take a shit.

WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE

The urban planning for AutoZone was done in minecraft by a crazy tranny?

OK, shit is starting to make sense now.

Is that tweet's real?