Antifa and BLM have taken over a small area of a couple blocks in Seattle a day ago and are announcing it to be "Free Capitol Hill" or the "Capital Hill Autonomous Zone - CHAZ". There are solid barricades on the road and the buildings have been claimed as property of CHAZ. The Industrial Workers of the World and The Communist Party of USA (yes really) have expressed official support. As you may expect this will be quite the show. So please anons, kickback relax, and enjoy the show :-)
>they are trying to farm by planting seeds in some soil they spread over the concrete >the nearby park will be used as a runway for gliders carrying supplies in case the city blockades them (supplies from China!) >already infighting and arguing who is top on the oppression ladder
>later in the day the commie terrorists stormed city hall and somehow believe the act of them standing in the building means they won something >after "storming" city hall and standing around they left proclaiming victory >the entire day was spent standing around in a circle listening to nigs and trannies insult white people on the mike >they watched some netflix after sundown and most people went home
>where is the police/NG/feds
Mayor is a cuck, the police chief is a nigger from Detroit and the city council are SJWs. All of them confirmed they will try to deescalate by defunding the cops and working with the community. Who will give the order? Unless Trump/feds do something the local authority is too scared. The antifags want bloodshed tho and Trump knows this.
>when your enemies are attacking you, do nothing or they win -Mutt Zu, the Shart of War
It's fascinating that all these patriotic stories, Red dawn, Wolverine, Siege, Jericho, all those fantasies about a second civil war where true American spirit face the threat of communism... It was all a lie.
I get it. I really do. You will wait until they come for the suburbs. But in the end, does it really matters to preserve a few lives? Protecting your little neighborhood and your community? Will you live in a socialist country after that? Waiting for the State commissar to knock on your door?
Aren't symbols more important than your tranquility?
Weeds grow on concrete... Seeing how much mass antifags seem to have on them I'm sure that's enough to keep them alive
Lucas Baker
let them continue and fail hard. Another example of their failed ideology
Leo Diaz
Reminds me of the migrants that raped a girl in Germany a couple years ago thinking it's just another kuffar victim... turned out she was the daughter of Russian immigrants... the next day a hundred Russians and Eastern Euros with bats stormed the migrant center and beat up the shitskins.
Kayden Martin
I have a feeling Putin has spent the last several hours on the phone with his agents.
"Yuri, you're fucking drunk. They did NOT start a commune called "AutoZone" run by a suicidal tranny and a failed rapper. And no,hobos did not steal their food supply while they were building a landing strip on a baseball diamond.
FFS, Yuri, I knew western decadence was bad but WTF kind of drugs are you doing there?"
Kevin Myers
Why are they letting this LARP go on? It's only going to further embarrass them down the line.
If they wanted actually viable feeding crops to grow they should have planted them a month or two ago and they'll be ready around fall time. You might be able to get some smaller stuff like potted tomatoes or shit like that but good fucking luck feeding a commune on that. Also their only, potentially depending on soil quality, viable soil is their "landing strip" for foreign aid.
Gavin Nguyen
>vegan meat substitutes >onions products what would the average Soviet citizen of 1940 say about this?
By the time they come to the suburbs they’ll have tanks and bombers. We let this happen and did nothing
Isaiah Hall
>That poster Perfect
Jaxon Ramirez
>those hobos
My fucking sides
Luke Clark
I love all the Glowies in these threads trying to get us to do something and legitimize their movement, so they can start hunting us down. We win by letting the Autozone run its course.
Dylan Bailey
Enforce the fucking law
It's a LARP because their "opponents" are literal no shows. They didn't fight for that city, they just had their mommies and daddies call off the cops.
Parker Wood
They will expand and Zig Forums will just sputter and do nothing. This is fun to watch desu.
>shut off electricity >shut off water >arrest them
Jace Lee
There are squats and shit in Germany, but the police giving up their building is absolute unthinkable, they'd literally ride crowds down with horses before that happens. There are no-go areas they avoid but there's nothing there worth protecting. When the GDR ended the police never really tried preventing the "revolution". The USSR was already fucked so there was no way for the GDR state to survive, at least they weren't bitter about it. Could've killed a looot of people.
Pretty sure what they are doing is a federal crime. I mean they kinda try to secede. How many undercover glowies are already there? and how hard will their leaders get fucked when the shitshow is officially over?
every little detail about this failed operation needs to be recorded, every social media post, picture, screenshot, greentext, EVERYTHING. This is going to be such a monumental failure by such a pathetic group of LARPing retards that they will pretend that it never happened. Nobody will ever believe just how fucking ignorant and out of depth these kids are and the dumb shit they did in this moment, the entire thing will be considered fake news. This is something to be archived and brought up each and every time these roleplaying degenerates speak on any platform, every university lecturer who promotes this bullshit, every celebrity who promotes this rhetoric. Don't let them scrub this event from history, we need to save every little scrap of information about this.
Lmao, they have no idea how to farm huh? Figures. Even under optimal circumstances, they wont have enough food to support their entire community. But another note of interest is resources... Inevitably, a small group, or possibly even a single individual, will be responsible for most of the food/water distribution. Will this result in a plutocracy? Obviously, their food will have to be traded and bartered for... So either, they willingly distribute resources, they are "forced" to evenly distribute their resources, or they accept "legal tender" for their resources, but they would ultimately end up having a big share of "wealth". Would their "wealth" then be re-distributed? So many questions. I doubt this will go on long enough for that to happen, but it's fun to think about.
Jaxson White
Could there be a way to encourage the homeless to go there?
nigger you cant feed people on weeds to low in calories
Matthew Wood
hahahahahahhahahha is this a parody account is is it going to 41% oh nonononnoo
Gabriel Martin
It's a fully democratic city, with a diversity hire police chief, and overly sympathetic council. Not to mention the Dems are using these poor kids in a game of chicken with the Feds. So far it's been "peaceful" depending on the owners of businesses who now have to deal with them. If the feds come rolling in against the cities protest it looks bad. If the city let's it go on and is sympathetic it, its brownie points for them. Welcome to politics, our two sides are damn near at open war.
Dylan Bell
The homeless are already there. The commies founded this stupid LARP shit right on top of them.
Isaac Jenkins
>vaccinate the goyim >Grab guns You people say that after literally anything. Some guy shoots up an office building? IT'S A FALSE FLAG TO BAN GUNS! Islamic terrorists do Islamic terrorist things? IT'S A FALSE FLAG TO BAN GUNS! White guy retaliates against the government? IT'S A FALSE FLAG TO BAN GUNS! Communist shitheads riot? IT'S A FALSE FLAG TO BAN GUNS! Militia protests the government? IT'S A FALSE FLAG TO BAN GUNS!
Every goddamn thing. Yet they never do. And why the fuck would the government ban guns? The point of having firearms is to overthrow the tyrannical government. Yet the fear of the government banning guns is enough to keep those guns locked away and useless.
Blake Bell
The homeless already stole all of their food. The commie scum are going to have to start eating their own, starting with the fatties.
William White
Perfect
Levi Torres
>arrest them Can we wait til they post armed guards claiming autozone to be independent from US? Then we can use military tribunals instead of corrupt just-us system
Lincoln Fisher
See
Xavier Brown
He's talking about Fall Lisa but exaggerated all of it. As a tankie I agree.
Parker Anderson
they already have armed guards dude
Austin Cooper
THIS FAGGOTS. WE NEED TO DO THIS. ARCHIVE EVERYTHING
Isaiah Martin
See
Brody Bell
We dont even need to do that. They will attract the hobos themselves, like they did last night. And will probably do again. And when they refuse to let them in, the hobos turn aggressive. Probably another way the Autozone could collapse.
Colton Hughes
Why cant we capture the zone like we did the flag?
Camden Fisher
Yeah, unfortunately America is it's own special blend of fucked up where our politicians will openly use the public as pawns and no one bats an eye. Trust me its gonna get a lot more entertaining before its over.
Ryder Jenkins
Does this not classify as an insurrection? When will Donnie boy send the troops to execute these traitors
Zachary Barnes
Someone send them laxatives
Kayden Fisher
They conquered more land?
Eli Rogers
what is the position of the mayor?
Christopher Brown
There no need. We already establish relations with gwailo.
honestly, I think it's an operation to show how dumb these fucking retards are
in the space of 2 days they have no food, have crayon signs.... have sanitary facilities provided by the state and are planting flowers
what sort of retardation is this?
Imagine someone just shuts down the local cell towers.
how would they get their amazon prime delivered chia seed mix then?
Angel Cooper
>vegan substitute
these niggers aren't serious right
Michael Rodriguez
Didn't they expand already? Anyone have the more recent map, or did I fucking coronadream it
Blake Edwards
You mean the failed rapper with no trigger discipline, who probably doesnt know how to use the rifle he was holding?
David Perry
>Then we can use military tribunals instead of corrupt just-us system user, when every single one of these shitheads is given a slap on the wrist, I want you to remember this little post of yours. I want you to remember that your government hates you, that they would give you 400 years in prison for attempting this while these freaks will be unlucky to get more than 2 weeks.
Jaxon Smith
Basically that person threatened to kill themselves lmao
Bentley Robinson
But have they claimed sovereignty?
Jacob Nguyen
What about... ipecac cupcakes?
William Hill
Yup, very fun. What would their money be? Will they rely on Soros funding/supplies? Some user suggested they can feed themselves with arts and crafts they can barter on the border for food.
Camden Walker
That's definitely a joke account/post, cmon
Asher Harris
Bent over with an Antifa dragon dildo up her ass.
Luke Peterson
There is also Dicks drive in and QFC on that map. Thaor first planned expansion is 100% short term food related. Their plan for food is to just take over local grocery and food places and hope that those places keep restocking the shelves for them.
William Carter
Are you absolutely sure this person is leading this whole thing rather than making fun of it? Asking because the screenshots from the previous thread looked so pathetic and hilarious that I'm finding it a little hard to believe. If this is the person leading it and if those tweets were not edited, this whole thing sounds more like the world's most overblown suicide-by-cop attempt ever.
Luis Stewart
The "leader" is a straight up mentally unstable transgender. More likely than anything they're going to throw it into a hospital ward and its probably the only reason the Feds have done nothing. They can see they are literally kids being allowed to play at being commies.
I've heard stuff like toilet paper and basic toiletries in general to be used for barter? That is if they barter at all. There certainly can't be an agreed upon system to distribute resources, so bartering will have to be the way to go, it seems already set in stone.
Ethan Scott
They also have the JBGC with them.
Nathaniel Hill
I'll go through their website and archive it
Isaac Lee
You would be able to tell immediatley with ipecac, they would probably get thrown out. I bet a large amount of them would eat laxitves before ever knowing it
Ryan Moore
see pic. There's videos of the commies searching people at the border and what not. If someone could post them that would be great
They offered to help the hobos, the hobos smelled the jackassery on them and took all their food.
Jace Rogers
>let them continue and fail hard. Another example of their failed ideology But they never learn. Every failure is explained as not being 100% ideologically pure. Next time they will do better!
Nathan Lee
bro how are your rations going to reach you when your roads are a >fucking park
there are image boards out there that automatically add an archive.is link after each link. Leads you directly to the archive and if its not archived just click the archive button.
Fucking this cunt. What other events in history compare to this much retardation. Future generations will think they’re retards
Nathan Bailey
>first world dude, we are better than both of you right now
Michael Robinson
The suicide was obviously a pity/gaslight thing, i lived with an abusive person and they always threatened suicide when I tried to leave
Nicholas Ross
>slap on the wrist for commies but not for me >sovereign Damn. I was hoping I can stop paying taxes and throw away my license
Landon Butler
Amazing, if true.
Luis Williams
>Trump is sitting in the oval office eating junk food with his staff, watching these LARPERS on big screen starve and make a fool of themselves and their gobunism in front of the whole world K E K
also I'll repeat myself >C'mon, you fuckers, really, Zig Forums doesn't know how this will end? HOLOCAUST. Some random fire will go up, a lot of people will die, become martyrs (sacrifice with fire) and the WHOLE (((WORLD MEDIA))) will force "Democrats" on the whole world.
Julian Smith
Is there any confirmation of this other than a tweet by a guy who uses the word "onions products?"
Dominic Miller
Oh guys i know i know! Easy, someone spike their food with laxatives. Thats how we mess with them. they may have portapotties, but they dont have enough for everyone in the Autozone.
Kinda both They created their own commie zone, and at this time, isn't "officially" its own separate entity. I think it's a protest LARP until the city/state figures out what to do lol
Carson Roberts
Glowniggers are just shitposters m8. I dont think they actually think they can goad autistic faggots to storming Seattle. They are eating popcorn and shitposting about trannies in their office too. Do you really think glowniggers aren't laughing their asses off right now? I'd argue glowniggers are better shitposters then some of us here
Bentley Jones
Tanks in 30 minutes. Clankity clank.
Grayson Powell
i was hoping for new pics of retards actually trying to cultivate the asphalt
Asher Hall
>60k homicides with the US and the rest of the world combined also why is brazil being raped so hard by corona but i havent heard about favelas
Jason Ramirez
Last night the commune "stormed" city hall, one of the council members met them there and unlocked the doors for them. Then they had a chat inside about the Mayor resigning because they weren't fully on board with defund the police and other assorted bullshit.
They "took control" of a portion of Seattle. They have meme shitty barricades to block off the road and have armed guards (fucking basedboys and trannys) on rotation "protecting their land".
Leo Reyes
>pare food with laxatives >-Go deliver them >-Ask them to use their bathrooms >-Firecrack toilets until all pipes gets de
That but also steal all of their toilet paper/use it for fake protests
Cameron Gonzalez
Can these cunts be charged with treason when this is all over?
No, this is ascended tier larping. I don't think the world has ever seen it.
Logan Torres
Kinda. Every now and then you get some ancap trying to declare his own country.
Normally, the feds come in and shoot up the place
Aaron Johnson
so this shit is going to drag for a couple of weeks at least, k thanks for the info
Nathaniel Thomas
Why contain it?
Adrian Foster
Nah I don't recommend it bro Just sit back and enjoy their pathetic larp Say some user does try to spike their food and cause mass diahrehha, don't think for a second these faggots wont try to find out who did it and get them arrested fo "poisoning", then the person who did it will be arrested for 400 years for attempted ethnic cleansing or some bullshit. They can get away with this fucking shit because corrupt politicians and CEOs are allowing this shit, but make no mistake, they won't treat you the same. Just watch it all burn.
Zachary Turner
American civil war 2 when?
Aiden Sullivan
Damn, so video games really do cause violence!
Nathan Baker
kek
Carter Martinez
>Firecracker their bathrooms >Spike their food with Laxatives >??? >Profit. Come on guys, this is how we win.
This is only able to happen because enough people just don’t give a shit anymore. If police never crack down on it, the businesses inside will eventually shut down, and the place will turn into Slab City 2.0 (a third world level shithole populated by bums).
Cooper Cook
Really?? I'm sorry. I can't see the page and I am a little behind on the Autozone.
Xavier Thompson
Trannies aren't even there anymore, its real hardcore anarchists and communists that would actually kick your asses.
Austin Lewis
Nope, just free helicopter rides.
Kayden Miller
user they are using portapotties. Just skip step 2 and let them fight over who gets to take a shit.
Jacob Cook
WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE
The urban planning for AutoZone was done in minecraft by a crazy tranny?