Everyone gather round I have a very important announcement to make. A message of utmost importance.
*AHEM*
You have Canada's attention lad
I have arrived i hope i havent missed anything yet good sir. Also checked
Thank you, thank you let's wait for everyone to get to their seats
Checked!
May your your voice be filled by love
May your actions be guided by peace in pursuit brotherhood for all mankind.
Protect Pastoral Femininity for the good of all mankind.
Pray that the lost find there way home, May gods love for us shine brightly in the darkness so that the lost may find there way home.
May we all thank god for everything.
THANK YOU GOD FOR EVERYTHING!
May god be with us all!
no antisemitism I hope
Say it friend.
Please do tell, kind sir!
Where's the Appetizer for my table? FUCKING COME OVER HERE TABLE 6 I NEED MY FUCKING FOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I sincerely await for your kind words in my ceramic throne.
Everyone in the back please come up to the stage, you don't want to miss this.
all roight lads, wuss this all about then
You have my full attention my good fellow.
Trans rights are human rights!
You guys should try the french fries! They're salted with lib tears, awww yeah...
WAIT SIR
you forgot a few things in your speech. if you'll let me make a few revisions, it will only take a minute
Good morning, I apologize for my tardiness. Op, please, as you were saying.
cringe
reported to the jannies
The royal kek navy have arrived and are waiting with baited breath.
Let's hear it then, the legions are restless
I'd like to preface this message with a simple statement before getting in the thick of it.
*AHEM*
ALL WOMAN ARE WHORES
oh boy i cant wait for dis
Let's hear it...I have finally cast a spell to remove my obesity, and I will make sure to cast a charm to make this post spread...
Dinduus Nuffinus
i am listening
(OP)
What doth thou have it thy mind user?
bigot
My goodness, a master of vocabulary!
Looks like I've arrived in time to have a look at the refreshments before the big announcement
Dinduati nuffinonus
The Triple K mafia is waiting good sir!
*Claps with enthusiastic intent*
Yes, so what?
With that out of the way, ponder upon the following. A personal grievance for those most vexatious.
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK GOOKS
FUCK BEANERS
FUCK TRANNIES
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK JANNIES
Tell us plz
Oh my!
this meme is getting stale
Ah, I see
Simmer down everyone, let the frog have the floor.
Very nice
I haven't rejected anyone's arguments based on their identity, I suggest investing in a dictionary after getting treatment for that faggotry problem
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED
oh fuck, not anything like I was expecting!!!!
This place has a great drink selection
BRAVO!!!
>Thunderous applause
Based.
That is all thank you for coming, please come up to the mic to share your message to the audience.
Ba'ased
Hear! Hear! A gentleman of utmost class and worldliness!
Bravo sir, bravo!
And I'd like to say thank you to the jannie, but then I remembered
alllllllll jannies are trannies and niggers and jews,
boot licking, cock sniffing, shit eaters too.
My song is near over, it has to be said, I couldn't thank a jannie I'd rather be dead
Perfection
THATS FUCKING RACIST.
delete this. NOW.
I can't be bigoted, especially against faggots, because faggots are not people.
Sir, the CEO of Based Enterprises is on line 1.
Absolutely based
im all ears...excuse me user, sry to crowd you
Oh, I have a good feeling about this
hope im not late for your great message sir!
TY, unfortunately I have an outrage deficit since Autumn of 2018.
Therefore, I cannot fully appreciate your outrage but encourage you to continue since it appeals to quite a surprisingly cosy audience.
The Klan likes this announcement user!
We would love to meet you in person this time around to discuss world events. Take care my friend. May God be with you! WHITE POWER!
Boogieboi ready and waiting king
>Dude he said the nigger jannie word for the 463673686274th time
>Time for me to reply with “based” and a jpeg of a green frog for the 2115673478946th time
Fuck you white boi, see you in the race war...
the one we're WINNING
[Smiles with malicious intent]
yes, you are a mad little bitch. we know
Yes.
Sir, you might like to pay attention to this call
Time to swallow your pride nigger boi.
ABSOLUTELY BASED AQUAFRESH
I see we have some faggots in the crowd, could security please remove them from the floor and stomp them in the alley. Thank you
fagnoob
Cheers
Nigger
Go away /leftypol/
Tell me that in 2 years when your prosthetic genitals are deanimating and you look like a zombie.
tranny btfo
>jannies face when this thread has been pruned or deleted
Brilliant sir, brilliant!
Has anyone got the webm about cunny posting?
I'm afraid I was far too fashionably late for the announcement but I've heard tell it was issued with breathtaking wit, for that, bravo sir, bravo.
HERE HERE
Ofcourse good sir.
Thank you. I would just like to take this opportunity to say China has now full control of the Philippines, and the entire Southeast Asia. See you all at the battlefield and may God-Emperor Xi have mercy on all of us in the wars to come.
Yes, officer, I would like to report a base thread
>THE JANNIES AND THE TRANNIES AND THE HULABALOO
>THE GLOWIES AND THE PHONIES WITH THE FAKE BOOGALOO