My work sent out a fucking "Diversity and Inclusion" survey that is mandatory for all employees. It includes questions like "Do you know what being a white savior means?" and "Do you get angry when people say you benefit from white privilege?"
I am NOT going to be able to hide my power level on this. Holy FUCK.
post caps of survey, we will help you keep your job with cleverly worded truths.
keep your job, make money and plan to better your life and people user
Aren't those suppose to be anonymous? Otherwise it falls under discrimination which is against the law. You can't be discriminates at work.
Or such a law doesn't exist in the us?
These yes/no questions are aimed to mind rape you. Make sure you never respond with yes or no. If you give them a one worded response, they use this limited decision to create a narrative about your alleged racist views.
what happens if it gets lost in your inbox?
depends on if he lives in an at-will employment state and what reason his employer gives for firing him (which will happen anyway, just a matter of time and excuse)
Just say you're transblack and identify as a nigger
Let it ride. I'm dealing with the same shit annoying bullshit, but am taking comfort in the fact that this is a phase as and ultimately is only keeping Trump in office.
On a side note - play the game. It's hilarious. These dipshits are very easily satisfied. If all I have to do is act like a melodramatic, pandering, cunt then so be it. The workplace is an awful battlefield, so just bide your time.
Keep your job. They lose in the long run and life goes on. Fuck em
What's the problem? Just lie in every question, larp as an NPC.
post the questions
We'll help you answer them :^)
just answer it faggotly and then steal shit from work
Paganini is correct.
i reported my division head for violation of federal law over this
Politely tender your resignation and go to work for a more reasonable company
Bruce is right, I’m scamming all the companies who sent me anti white emails. Took amazon for almost 10k so far. Next is my supplement supplier, only gonna shoot for 1-2k.
>Do you feel better when you say, hear or read, “it’s okay to be white”?
Okay guys, this one's tough. How do I pull this off? I'm thinking about pretending that I've never heard the phrase before.
Don't even take it. Quit immediately and find a better employer.
Just sont fucking answer it. What? Are they gonna fire you for not doing it? fuck that shit, tell them "no", and if they try to pressure you, tell the fucking web.
This shit has to stop. Its not enough that they fire for old social media posts, it seems they want to fire for ignorance of the rainbow terminology list, as well as potential thought crime.
DONT
FUCKING
DO IT
lmao yea then the guy might as wel put "resigned from my job because I'm racist - 2020" on his resume
LOL if you really want to troll them, respond with something to the effect of "no, because it's never okay to be a participant in the systemic denigration of people with minority status"
I don't believe those are real questions
this thread is bullshit
Don't do it OP. Just tell them you forgot and then forget it again and again and the next day. Your manager will get the point.
He doesn't have to give them a reason, and anyway the best way to end this madness is to collectively not participate in it. If enough white people stand up and say enough is enough, it will stop. Society can't survive without us.
Riddle me this: the fake news media is the enemy of the people. It’s easy to make the argument that they incited these race riots. If the media wouldn’t have covered Ahmed Arby then no one would even know it happened. So it’s easy to make the argument that the media has been inciting race riots since the Ahmed Arby fiasco and it just finally took root with George Floyd.
On top of that, we all know that the media has a heavy antiwhite bias. In fact, it’s hard to find an instance where the elites are fucking over the American people and the media isn’t manufacturing consent. One can view them as a giant propaganda machine for global capital.
Now we are told that America has a problem with right wing terrorism, but I have come to conclude that is simply ANOTHER lie by the media. The demoncrats, hand in hand with intelligence operatives and global capital create false flag scenarios to create the phantasm of far right terrorism. The reason they do this is two fold: one, it acts as a pressure release valve, and gives woke people on the far right something to be satiated by, inside we all silently cheer when the Dylan Roofs rack up high scores, secondly, it manufactures consent for more draconian laws removing privacy and free speech.
In conclusion: all far right terrorism is fake and gay, if it was a real thing, there would be far more dead “journalists”.
In the end a job is just an instrument for you to gain money and live a decent life. If you respond honestly you give them an excuse to kick you out. Exploit them as much as they exploit you, pretend you're an NPC, take a much of their wealth as you can, what really matters is what you do in your daily life, don't think you're a saviour of the white race answering like Brenton Tarrant on a corporate form and then living your daily life like a fucking degenerate paying for a shitty apartment, masturbating and watching porn, playing pozzed vidyas, giving money to those who want to see us dead. Use the job to achieve a better lifestyle outside of cities and once you do fuck them and never look back.
"Yes because white is just an aberration of black skin since we are all from africa"
No but I don't think it's not okay to be white
Just don’t fucking do it, or if you have to give them the answer they want, like trans people re valid, black lives matter, and minorities are systematically oppressed. Base all of your answers off of CNN and social media news.
It goes deeper. Good start though
>Do you feel the need to state that you have friends or family who are people of color when someone accuses me of racism?
lmao. Should I tell them all my friends and family are white? God, it's so tempting.
"Oh I'm sorry, boss, I got too caught up in my actual work, saw the email and planned to do it later when I was out of the groove but I guess I just forgot. I'll try and pencil it in tomorrow"
repeat
Americans aren't white
That's what I plan to do. And if they give me shit, I'll just send what I have. My job's in jeopardy either way.
By the way, here's how I answered:
Q: Do you feel better when you say, hear or read, “it’s okay to be white”?
A: I've never heard that before. Is that a meme?
How does one scam amazon for 10k?
>literal discrimination from HR, but it's alright because whitey evil
Imagine if they sent out another survey asking "Do you get angry when people cite crime statistics?"
Just preach to the choir, dude, it's what i personally do
You can't do shit alone, no need to lose your job over this
>Do you feel that your opinions and perspectives about race should be given equal weight as those of a person of color, that you have something unique and important to contribute to the race conversation, and/or that it is unfair to be told to listen more than you speak?
There isn't a chance in hell they're sending this to the black employees.
I actually think that's you're in a better position than the average person.
By being here you should clearly know what answers they want.
The average NPC can easily screw up by not knowing what they're supposed to think.
Not playing their game and taking a stand is commendable, but playing it safe is what I would recommend.
Seems fucky, go to a lawyer.
Just write no for every answer, kinda like the kids who got drug surveys in school and didnt take them seriously
Employer sees the first no
>ah good, our little white cuck is learning his place, I cant wait to see the levels he'll sink to
Employer sees that you answered all no's
>b-but I thought he was pandering to our requests!
But realistically, just do the survey and add a little note on the bottom asking for a copy of their responses and what they truthfully think, if they dont give you that then blow up on 'em
Call the labor board.
Yeah, I can definitely see some boomers getting FUCKED by this survey.
Then again, they're probably just going to "educate" them or pay a Rabbi to come in and do a seminar or something. They know better than to gut their workforce just because a boomer said it was okay to be white without realizing what the shot is.
Bro what the fuck. The answer is easy just lie your ass off and answer all "correct" answers. Best case scenario of you being truthful is getting sent to diversity and inclusion training. Worse case is getting fired. It's not like you cant buy guns and ammo and shoot a nigger in self defense anyways. Do you think anyone will care if you wrote some witty little redpilled in the survey that you are going to effectuate anything other than your termination or ostracization. The only time you should revel your power level is during some sort of mass movement unless you feel like being a martyr
Post proof or fuck off
>A: I've never heard that before. Is that a meme?
horrible answer, if you know what a meme is, you'd likely have heard about it by now
whether or not you've heard about it before is irrelevant.
You also gave a non answer.
say something along the lines of "it sickens me that people go out of their ways to spread this"