>be me
>22 year old neet who is good with computers
>gf's dad introduces me to his friend at dinner party
>get talking and he mentions computer problem
>gfs dad says " user can fix it for you"
>dont want to do it but like having good opinion on me from future father inlaw
>go over to gf's dad's friend house.
>he introduces me to his young 8 year old son named "che"
>think nothing of it
>"heres the computer room user"
>walk in and i see pic related.....
what do i do anons?
its an IRL memeflag.
nothing more.
Format the Mac and install Gentoo
fix the computer, retard
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to add:
an honorable man keeps to his word.
You need to shit in the computer case
Instal spy software. It wont be needed rn, but if his father turns him into commie, and he will join commie groups, you will have all the info you can possibly want to twart their plans.
A key logger would work
You need to stop being such a jew with the data collection shit. OP needs to just get a paperclip, a straw, a 8 ball and rig the computer to blow once it detects commie bullshit being computed
just fix it and run a fresh install, and then leave
Get really autistic about it and spend thirty minutes arguing them into right wing politics
Peepee and poopoo everywhere
"Based, I also hate niggers. Anyways, what's the problem with your PC?"
This
Tell him Che is a racist and hates joggers!
>industrial quantity of toilet paper stockpiled in room
that's a serious masterbater.
But then stink palm the guy before leaving
This, say you find his views on niggers and fags too extreme.
>what do i do anons?
Do what you can to fix computer, do a 360 and leave you absolute autist.
That depends OP.
> How good at computers are you
> whats your gf dads job irl
Dont stomp all over his computer then leave footprints. Bring an empty usb stick labeled virus detector.
Che hated wogs .
Say you love Che paraphinalia because there is no better way to anounce a win over communism than a mass marketed product of their image being made by foreign workers in sweatshops for corporate profit being sold to consumer communists in the first world bourgiouse.
This.
Che was an Alpha male, he just picked the wrong side.
if he finds anything wrong with the computer he'll know it's you. if youre going to do something, make sure you dont get caught i guess
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
You've agreed to fix the computer not to critique their interior decorating like a fag. So do what you went there to do and then leave.
sperg out and destroy everything, fucking jump on his computer case and on his screen, throw his desk out the window
Backdoor it and flood it with CP, hackerman.
Picked the wrong side? Why would anyone support Rght-wing dirtballs in Latin America? They're nearly to Latin America what communists are to Europe and North America. He was a hero.
Install the worst virus imaginable, then rub the kids tooth brush against your asshole then pee on it. Then tell your gf to fuck off!
Hehehe, imagine them trying to explain it. Probably even end up trying to be clever and offer up the old "research purposes" excuse because he just wont have a good excuse or reason to proffer.