How do i know if I'm a jew?

It seems that my last name it may be of Jewish origin, even though it's not a stereotypical one.
So how do i know?

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Let’s hear it fuckawitz. We will judge and condemn you.

Milani

Sounds Italian.

Cuz I'm

my religion teacher takes me aside (I'm a lousy millenials) and tells me that he will treat the holocaust etc. so if I feel uncomfortable he tells me to let him know immediately. so I look at him oddly and ask him why I should feel uncomfortable and he replies that my surname is of Hebrew origin. i'm trippin since then help

uh oh... you say you're recoiling after being called a jew?
not good.

the question alone sounds already horribly jewish probably you are just insufferable and that's why people call you a kike. Probably you are actually one.

I just wanna know if I'm fucked or not

...

also
not a jewish name
you probably look, sound, and behave like a kike. Most people can smell that. I'm sorry if your parents haven't told you, they are probably the self-hating kind.
I would suggest you move to Israel while it still exists.

Classic retarted Swiss
>not a jewish name
That's a relief

I think one thing the whole spectrum (right/center/crazy) can agree on is that 2020 keeps getting fucked with every passing month

You have no right to call out any flags while hiding behind a memeflag, kike. See, everything about you screams ((((((kike)))))) the echos sounds until the end of times, why do you all have to be so insufferable

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And that's the proof

What a time to be alive

>grandma's last name was kaufman
>never looked it up until i saw (((kaufman))) on here
>i have no face

fuck whitey I'm ridin with biden

>milani
IF you have to ask, you're not one of us.
I've known all my life I'm Jewish, I can trace my lineage to a particular location in Europe. Even tho I don't practice the religion, my name is unequivocally Jewish and my IQ points to me being Jewish, as I'm in the top percentile intellectually speaking. T b h, you don't sound like one, you're prolly just a plain old Italian mulatto.

Is my teacher that make psychological damage to my brain
Ps you're not a gentle jew

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you probably have curly hair, a crooked nose shaped like a 6, have a strange smell, and are riddled with neurotic insecurities while at the same time superiority complexes?

Like your mother

Underage b&

Matter of fact, no, I can trace my lineage back a long time and certainly don't have not even a single jewish drop of blood in me

Wildly unlikely

kek, I was about to ask why you don't just ask your parents, but then I realized that they are obviously Jews as well so even you yourself won't trust them

I'm 20 noce try
Sure Swiss sure

>Milani
Italian jews tend to have city-based surnames (Milano, Savona, Ferrara, etc.)

Fuck.....

as mutt and thus an expert on miscegenation and mudding of blood, I guess I have to trust your word on it

well you asked. If you don't want to hear it then don't. We can keep this thread open for longer, maybe somebody will finally come and tell you that you are a good goyim. I mean I made up my mind from the impression you left here and can understand your teacher for feeling the same, but sure, let's see

I feel like a jew because I'm short, big nosed, and all my talents revolve around entertainment (acting, writing). I also have a jewish ex gf. Her ass was perfect oh my god

Nice story bro

Nice troll