Hating Canada is the ultimate cope

And unlike most copes, it seems to be internationally popular. How can you dislike this place?

>Highest standard of living in the Americas
>Universal healthcare and social safety nets
>Beautiful, sparsely populated outside of cities
>Less crime than Burgland
>Not as crowded as Burgland
>Mostly white (outside of BC and cities)
>Strict immigration requirements
>In store prices are not that bad (i wont post)

There are only two valid reasons for hating Canada: a) being misinformed, or b) wanting to live there so bad that you can't control your seething, frothing anger over not being able to immigrate. (Prime example: the Groceryjew, a seething Pole who was denied Canadian immigration)

There is a lot of degeneracy in cities, sure, but stay out of the GTA and Vancouver and you'll be fine.

Ameriburgs especially like to hate on Canada because they've only ever been to Toronto or one of its soulless, pozzed suburbs, like Mississauga or Brampton.

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> a feckin burger

We keep giving the world the most shittiest artists

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Yeah, that's right. Blow me.

Canada was the most boring shit I’ve ever seen in my life and I’m a pretty boring person. Everyone I met there was an alcoholic from how boring everything there is. Your entire country looked like one giant parking lot

Canadians are the problem, not the land itself.

People don't dislike Canada. They dislike Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver.

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Canada circa 1980s was fucking awesome.
Canada circa 2020 is a fucking nigger chink poo shithole.

Violence is the only way back.

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cope
cope

dilate

you have been banned from toronto

cope

Canada hasn’t been awesome since the 1960s. Pearson and Trudeau Snr ruined this country.

People who love Canada have never been there.
When I was in Hongcoover in late 2018 I realized that it was devoid of any meaning.
I deeply sympathise with the original Anglo Canadians who have lost their culture and country

>Highest standard of living in the Americas
only if your rich, otherwise you get to live in Brampton
>Universal healthcare and social safety nets
The quality is terrible, just look at how they treated the elderly during the covid outbreaks
safety nets are paper thin and just about everyone falls through it and becomes homeless
>Beautiful, sparsely populated outside of cities
with lots and lots of mosquitos and unliviable conditions.
>Less crime than Burgland
not for long
>Not as crowded as Burgland
its about the same, city centers are getting more and more populated by our lovely third world immigrants
>Mostly white (outside of BC and cities)
and getting less white everyday, I live outside the city and the area is 90% chinese.
>Strict immigration requirements
Roxam road
>In store prices are not that bad (i wont post)
Yes they are, everything is double the price in the US

I've always wanted to see Lake Louise. Life went by so fast, I doubt I ever will.

>>Highest standard of living in the Americas
Not like you have that many competitors, you know.

Congrats on beating a bunch of retards I guess.

Quebec should secede and become its own country. The prairies should join the US and the maritimes should become a US territory

There isn't much to hate but what's there to like? I've been wonder recently how internationally relevant we are and I honestly don't come up with much. We don't play peacekeeper like we used to, we sell weapons to the Saudis, our conservative party is committed to propping up the Israeli scourge the second they get in power, french canadians piss people off no matter where they travel, we're a chinese money laundering haven. The whole politeness meme doesn't seem to be cutting it anymore.

>only if your rich, otherwise you get to live in Brampton
Wrong
>The quality is terrible, just look at how they treated the elderly during the covid outbreaks
safety nets are paper thin and just about everyone falls through it and becomes homeless
You do have a point there and only there.
>with lots and lots of mosquitos and unliviable conditions
Pic related is mfw a burger considers mosquitos "unlivable conditions"
>not for long
No
>its about the same, city centers are getting more and more populated by our lovely third world immigrants
leave the cities
>and getting less white everyday, I live outside the city and the area is 90% chinese.
Get out of BC or AB you mong
>Roxam road
rabble.ca/blogs/bloggers/views-expressed/2020/04/canada-closed-roxham-road-border-crossing-saved-my-life
>Yes they are, everything is double the price in the US
C o p e

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>he got filtered by mosquitos
M8 they're not even a problem, it's the hundreds of species of ticks carrying diseases that is the problem in the woods

>Not like you have that many competitors, you know
>chile
You're a Haitian colony
Not good

>strict immigration

Wat?

Most of Canada is it boring fucking endless tundra. Your entire population is city bugmen crammed as closely together as possible despite the massive geographic space at your disposal. Half of the city bugmen aren't English or French, but Asians or some manner of brown. And your dwindling whites can't even agree on anything and had fucking race wars amongst themselves even before the nigger immigration really took off. You're also liberal in all the wrong ways. Like how are brothels no longer legal, but you're still pushing faggotry on kids? Just a goddamn embarrassment of a country on all levels.

I didn't give you permission to say I'm a coper. If you don't correct your labels for me, I'm going to have you arrested for Hate Crime.
I am known as
>The Best
>The Great
>The Guy My Wife Loves When I'm Not Home
or
>Take My House Keys, Everything I Used to Own is Yours
Fail to call me any or all of these, and I will make sure you spend time in prison, Thank You Justin, Tiny Dick Trudeau.

Canada is paradise if you're sub

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Copoid

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and that's a good thing

this is cope at Hilldawg levels

If I could move anywhere I would vote Canada. Are there nice white cities that aren't plagued with crazy long cold winters and also don't have many french? Those are my only concerns.

What are you talking about?
I don't hate China colony

The most bums Ive ever seen was when I was in Vancouver. I think it was 1000x more than when I went to Moscow a year later.
Whole shopping districts were filled with these tents where junkies would sleep, and they kept their junk in shopping carts on the pavement.
At night they would arise from their slumber and start begging for coin to buy meth. I think the most white men I saw in Hongcoover were junkies, and I went to Vancouver mining conferences
I only ate poutine during the time there.
Shit was fucked up

You cant get more Canadian than pic

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>I think men can become women!
The jew sticker doesn't effect when it's delivered by a mentally retarded idiot.

This is the most gay comeback I have read

Always thought the Canadian wilderness was pretty gorgeous

Shame about everything else though

We don't want you retarded burger stay out

That hurts my feelings, Nipbro.

No. If you don't like cold winters and you don't want to at least try to learn French, stay in Burgerland.

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