I got in trouble at work because I bought only beige bandaids

I work in hospitality and got sent out to buy some first aid essentials including bandaids. 4 members of management (all white, 3 females and a male) called me into their office to address a 'serious issue' of my 'problematic behaviour'. They were unhappy that I bought only beige bandaids and not a diverse variety of darker tones for the staff from minority backgrounds.

I told them I just picked up the first ones I saw and in all honesty I didn't even know that darker bandaids existed or why it even mattered what colour they were. It never even crossed my mind before.

"There in lies the problem OP. That's why they call it white privilege".

They were being 100% serious and it felt like I was talking to fucking robots or aliens from the movie They Live. I'd call them NPCs but this felt a lot worse than that because NPCs are usually harmless but this level of 'compliance' felt weaponised.

Well in the end I had to buy more band aids of darker tones. I actually hate this dimension I live in.

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Imagine being a bong

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I had to go into 5 different shops to find these fucking things. Why does this shit piss me off so much?

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JUST HAND THEM A MARKER

Make sure to file a full report with the Depatment of Shit That Never Happened.

Because you're getting guilt tripped and pushed around by retarded wankers

You should have told them their request is ridiculous, the bandaids still work on everyone regardless of their race, the beige color doesn't match your skin either and you will raise hell if they try to make an issue out of it and then just walked out.

I'm not even racist I just don't give a fuck about band aids! Why is everyone so sensitive over everything?

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These people are not NPCs. They have surpassed that and are now Terminators.

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>the bandaids still work on everyone regardless of their race
Not in their head game it doesn’t.

You should’ve bought blue medical tape and gauss, then whoever needs a bandaid can go fuck him/herself and make their own shit-tier bandaid

Imagine being such a low ranked bitch in your office that you get sent to go buy fucking bandaids.
Imagine fucking it up

Op please give this a read about arguing with zombies. Im starting to wonder if this reality really is matrix movie tier.
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OP you should have said you are autistic and don’t get social cues and they are being hateful towards your neurodiverse self. Throw it back at them and make them feel like shit for picking on you.

You should have trolled them with buying children's bandaids.

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Idk, in my office pretty much everyone goes to buy stuff unless its the upper management. They only go to stock up on alcohol for very serious occasions.

Imagine working with shitskins.

Only issue is that they are not blue.

Wear Blue ones you retard.

First thing I did when I came home was look up "dark band aids" and all this bullshit comes up. Wow...

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Do you have proof LARPer?

>waaahh my adhesive strip doesn't match the color of my skin
>waaaahh my duct tape doesn't match the color of my duct

This

Fucking this
Get cute hello kitty ones next time

where do you work OP?

Go fuck yourself. I am still seething about this and don't give a fuck about bandaids enough to provide 'proof'.

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You live in a multicultural totalitarian shithole, it's just that you're tasting its fruits for the first time
get used to it, it's only going to get worse

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>flag
>calling them bandaids and not plasters

I'm really questioning your flag, OP.

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I chose to go with 'bandaid' because most Americans probably think a plaster is the shit your walls are made of. I'm catering for dumb fucking yanks.

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The world is so fucked up that I believe this actually happened.

That never happened.

Fuck this

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Makes sense now. Send me a hot blonde bong girl, plzthx.

"I didn't want to discriminate you all, so I also bought the ones with a clown"

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You laughed in their faces and resigned on the spot, right?

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Good you've won the war eh?

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Imagine cutting your hand in the kitchen and you rummage through your first aid kit only to find you've got nothing but nigger bandaids left

Shit's so fucking stupid, I can't recall ever having a bandage match my skin color, they're always darker than me, or just plain white or clear. There's too many tints of fair skin to give a shit too, white would they when there's countless shades of brown skin?

"You get what you fucking deserve"

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Dark bandages make it harder to see if blood is seeping through. "Matching skin tone" is useless.

Looks like coffee

>There in lies the problem OP. That's why they call it white privilege
Should have quit right there.

This. You're supposed to use blue plasters in food service.

No I don't have any other choice than to work here. I would probably have been branded a racist if I just quit on the spot anyway. Lose lose situation.

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tell them to cool it with the antisemitism; that's jewish skin color.

All of this could have been avoided if you just bought bright blue catering band-aids, They are the band-aid of choice for the work enviroment.

No they didn't.

>implying they don't already consider you a racist now
wake up

Just get clown, hello kitty or hot pink bandaids from now on.
>They were fresh out of the ordinary ones
Clown world max

This, and then hand in your resignation.

and the color has to be lighter than blood so hemorrhaging is obvious

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Those are more asian tones. Definitely not white.

>a hot blonde bong girl
Bot here. This does not compute

>I don't have any other choice
You always have a choice, and you chose to be weak. They will come for you soon.

Lmao.
Just say that's all they had.

This. I have never had it match nor have I ever cared

native
paki
ooga booga

I would have just resigned and made a sure the dumbest ape filled my spot. Fuck liberal companies, fill them with angry nigs.

>get called a racist
>stand up and immediately pledge allegiance to kim jong un
>demand they do the same
>ask if they're racist when they refuse

>no more medical gauze for you nigger
>get yourself a black one

I've been watching Harry Potter movies, the first 2 were incredibly based (2001, 2002) and 99% white, by the third movie (2004) every other person was a shitskin. UK has been completely pozzed for 16 years now it seems.

This shit right here

>weaponized bandaids
Check your bandaid privilege next time, bigot

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>I've been watching Harry Potter movies
Why? Are you gay?

Should've told them that's the first you looked for, but they happened to be sold out.