I’m writing a letter to the Unabomber, what should I say?

Apparently Uncle Ted actually likes receiving letters, and keeps in contact with around 400 people from within ADX Florence Supermax. I found out how to send a letter, on the prison’s website it has their PO Box, shipping address and on Wikipedia is Kaczynski‘s prisoner number which is required to getting in contact with prisoners.

So now that I actually know how, I will write a letter on behalf of Zig Forums (and of course won’t tell him it’s from Zig Forums because you know, technology) but any topics or questions you guys want the Unabomber’s prospective on anything just leave them in the thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=cJ-TVhKO7Vc
mileswmathis.com/unabomber.pdf
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Checked.
Ask him if traps are gay

Ask him if traps are gay. We would finally know

He probably doesn't even know what traps are.

oh you sweet summer child

Ask him if he knows that he was right about the world and what would be a person's approach who has to exist it in

Also ask him if traps are gay

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Ask him for tips on how to deal with the watch-list you're going to be put on.

tell him about 5g and corona and about lauren southern

I want to know why he thinks oversocialization is a core aspect of the problem facing modern America. Where did he get the idea from? Is there scientific literature he could share with us on the subject of oversocialization?
When he talks about the psychology of leftists I do feel some of it to be intuitively true, but I would prefer to see what relevant research brought him to that conclusion. Furthermore, if there is not much supporting research, why should we accept his assessment? I would very much like to hear his thoughts on these things.

>Wikipedia
You can also just use the federal inmate locator available for free on the federal BoP website

do you really think the CIA would let this big brain genius rot in jail. hell no

Ask his opinion on Savitri Devi and her doctrine.

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Ask him how it feels to be the next nelson mandela

Ask him why a Math genius cant into Philosophy

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At the end write 2 pages of completely random numbers. Imagine the seething FBI trying to decode meaning from it

Make sure its handwritten and be sure to Make your handwriting as clear and precise as possible. He won't respond if it isn't handwritten and if your handwriting is sloppy hell chew you out for it.

you misspelled mandala

I saw a guy in Maplestory today named TedBundii

I was going to write and send a letter to him, but made the mistake of mentioning it to family, and they had a shit fit.

take
your
meds

guess what dummy..thats a different ted

My bad, I misread

Nice try, FBI

Ask him what he expected to achieve by demanding publishment of his essays.

Isn't he dead?
I swear he an heroed before they brought him in.

He's serving time, a booty is a booty, bro.
youtube.com/watch?v=cJ-TVhKO7Vc

>implying that 75% of us arent on a list.

My apologies mate, my friend gave me his infamous 50)50 rum and coke in a fuckin 500ml glass. Bit hard of reading at the moment.

Tell him that the project was a great success and also to say "hi" to his glownigger friends for me.
mileswmathis.com/unabomber.pdf

We should write it for you

Hey

You look really sexy. I could have a dominatrix-bondage style nightlife with you. Just picture me strapped with my legs wide open and my scrotum pinned apart with a nice little gaper slit under my ham candle. You insert your meaty glans inside of my bloody ball bag and as you rub the top of your penis against the bottom of mines through the leather flesh of my potato sack, the sloshing of my fluids will echo among the room. I arch my back in pleasure, inhaling the essence that is the intertwined pubes of our genitals from our thrusting and then when the milkman comes, I break one of my arm straps and grab you by the head, whispering in your ear, "^^no ^^homo ".

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i got a laugh out of it I thought it was funny

You can just mail him
how?

glowing

Ask him what we should do next to fix this.

Hard mode: no bombs.

INCEL

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BASED

Ask if he’s voting for Donald Trump in November.

I will actually do this but in another letter. I don’t wanna delegitimize the topics of my first letter by having to explain to a nearly 80 year old lifelong social hermit what a trap is

I will actually do this but in a different letter

Your gonna get date raped, pal.
I'll pray for the speedy recovery of your arse.

It's beyond fixing.

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Ask him how he feels about current events of the last 3 weeks (coronas, race riots, etc).

Then report back to us.

Wouldn't it be great if he had internet access and we brought him here, and he became further radicalized and started pumping out ubermensch content with the genius answers we need for our country?

Ask him if traps are gay

>would prefer to see what relevant research brought him to that conclusion.

who the hell would conduct this research other than leftists scientists?

I have no idea why the first line repeated I’m not retarded I swear

HAVE

>tell him about 5g and corona and about ̶l̶a̶u̶r̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶t̶h̶e̶r̶n̶
You mean Belle Delphine, right ?

lmao glowie doenst want the extra work

he hoped to achieve publishment of his essays

Checked.
Please make several of these threads over several days user, in order to allow other anons time enough to gather their thoughts on the potential contents of a letter to Ted.
TL;DR: Do not let this thread be the ONLY thread to inform you on the contents of a letter to Ted.

In any case, in a very general way:

-The letter should focus on contradictions/insufficient proofs in Ted's work. He is an old man and therefore will probably be dead very soon. It is time for Ted to substantiate his wiritten works with proofs, specially ISAIF. There are a few -yes, granted, very few- contradictions in his writen works. Ted needs to address them before he dies.

Once again, please make more threads like this one in the future, in order to give Zig Forums enough time to analyze Ted's work and come up with a critique.

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he won't touch a computer m8

OPSEC's

ask if he can recommend some good books on women's studies

oh and ask if traps are gay

imagine getting this from some random retard after years inside prison

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Look at his retard - begging for a labcoat to direct him on how to orient himself to the world. Ted would just call you a dumb fag

Explain to him what Zig Forums is and how we became what we are. He will love to hear how the the tech influenced all our lives, and how we found him using it.

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Sir Frenchie, super max is 23 hours in a concrete cell and 1 hour yard time.

ask him if he enjoys the nice package you sent along with the let-KKAAABBRHEHBRBBRBRBRGGGGGGGGGRUMMBBLEERUMNBBLLEEGGRBRBRBBBKABBOOOKKMMMMMHRHEGRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSHHHHAHAHAHAHHBAHGABRBRHEHRBRHBRGHBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

and if traps are gay

i sit here in this tiny flat in a concrete monstrosity for 23 hrs/day and only rarely get an hour of yard time

Apparently he almost got the surgery himself.
Look it up. He admits to it.

OK, easy.
" I am a Jew, and I must destroy the white goyim."
PISS OFF AND DIE, JUDE.

Just talk about what is currently happening in the USA.
Remember he is famous for technology but he is pretty smart so i bet he likes to talk about more diverse topics.

Surely he has the news in there so he should know what is going on so look if you can find that out.

If not quicly explain the situation going on and talk to him about how to USA is becoming more and more polarised and how much the media, politicians and/or different people are involved.

Tell him that the internet has made the steps to make a bomb easily accessible to everyone.

This! Which sucks bc my handwriting zucks ass

Checked.

Also he receives quite a bit of correspondence and unless something interests him about your letter he does not respond back personally.

However, he does notify his attorney to send a form letter response back just to be polite.

Just be aware that his mail is monitored for contraband and they will keep a scanned copy of the front of the envelope showing not only the return address but also the security identifiers in the postage cancellation and mailing markings on the front of the envelope.

Dear Ted Kaczynski,
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's Bubba?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
I read about your Manifesto too, I liked it
I had a friend in New Zealand kill some Mussies too
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Mason
I like the shit you did in Chicago too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is user
Remember when we met in Denver?
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your Manifesto
So when I have a shitty day, I play Hilter's speeches
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with a swastika across the chest
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Ted, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway
You know the song by Phil Collins, "Shadilay"
About that guy who could summon forgotten egyptian gods'
That's kinda how this is: you coulda gotten gets
Now it's too late, I'm 900 downers now—I'm drowsy
I loved you, Ted, we coulda been together—think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
See, Ted—shut up, bitch! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Slim, that's my white girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up—See? I ain't like you
She's carrying one of the few last white babies
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
The white race is done for might as well ended all

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Uhhh -(STOP)- Hello? -(STOP)- Based Department? -(STOP)-

I always wondered why we don't see great works of literature or art from people in prisons. Especially supermax where all you can do is sleep, shit or use a pen and paper

Audible kek

Didn't John Wayne Gacey make his art in prison? Also other than serial killers and rogue political types, most prisoners are idiots that are in because they robbed their drug dealer.

he almost was one lol

play chess via letters....
then you call tell your family you played mail-chess with the unibomber.

This

maybe you should go to prison then, to unleash your potential upon ze wörld.

Ask him to help you with your math homework

I assume their nutrition is dogshit and their bodies are pretty ruined. It's hard to art when you feel like shit.

Can you even request books and art supplies in supermax? How would you even know what books to ask for?

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