/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #4269

>TODAY'S LATEST TOTALS
▶ 684 new cases and 5 new deaths in Nigeria
▶ 122 new cases in Gabon
▶ 1 new case in Trinidad and Tobago
▶ 6 new cases in Maldives
▶ United States still at 42,777 new cases and 581 new deaths, update when?

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Boop is that u?
Why job when u haz farm?

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Reposting this because this shit is too funny. I mean we all saw that mass brawl at the beach, but did anyone react to the fact that there's been at least three incidents like that in the last two days...?

bbc.com/news/uk-wales-53186920
>Coronavirus lockdown: Warning after Ogmore-by-Sea mass brawl

somersetlive.co.uk/news/local-news/exmouth-beach-police-crowds-weather-4261535
>A huge police presence was called to a West Country beach following reports of a mass brawl, according to police.

devonlive.com/news/devon-news/group-up-50-youths-fight-4265886
>Group of up to 50 youths fight in SECOND mass Brawl on Exmouth beach

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GUIDE TO SPOT SHILLS

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Okay frens I'm off. Have fun bumping away.

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We're still waiting for full numbers from Los Angeles county. That's 2000+ cases right there.

>staying at home
>hurr, corona is totally nothing
>having to go to the construction warehouse to buy tiles with my relatives with a cheap facemask
>Think I may die there
Should have invested in n95s

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Sorry to hear, Boop

Farm if you like, boop

2nd shutdown?

>NOW I AM BECOME NBG, DESTROYER OF CVG

you should be asleep

its getting late

Already hinting at it in Texas

what about plowing?

The CDC says the true number of cases is likely to be 10 times higher than the reported figure, so 25 million cases and deaths are only 125k so the mortality rate is only half a percent or 1 in every 200 people

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sorry i am not actively trying to kill myself

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My fucking ventilator still hasn't come in the mail, and I just can't wait anymore, I have to go back to work so I don't starve and get evicted.

These shitty surgical masks are all I've got and I know they won't even come close to cutting it, but I really have no choice. RIP my ass, at least I'll be making enough with delivery apps to drink some absinthe again before I die.

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Hey guys , any brasilanon here knows when the quarantine will end in the state of Parå (Belem) ?? Source would be appreciated too.

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There should be another few hundred out of Texas as well.

ughh, this one looks good but *why* are the feet like that?

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czechem

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VIRUS DON"T CARE YOU VOTE TRUMP

Scratch that, four just recently in the UK...
thescottishsun.co.uk/news/5743806/mass-brawl-the-meadows-edinburgh/
>FIGHT NIGHT Shocking moment mass brawl breaks out between boozy youths in Edinburgh’s Meadow’s

Fucking hell I can't believe I missed this, even fucking Finland had mass brawls haha
leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/mass-brawl-halts-traffic-after-18459714
>A 'mass brawl' halted traffic at a busy roundabout in Leeds on Saturday evening.
yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/midsummer_eve_in_finland_sees_four_drownings_and_a_mass_brawl/11410560
>Midsummer Eve in Finland sees four drownings and a mass brawl
Remember, we had one of these in Sweden as well.
bignewsnetwork.com/news/265543127/asians-and-africans-involved-in-mass-brawl-in-dubai
>"Preliminary investigations showed that the brawl broke out when an African national tried to pickpocket an Asian and this resulted in a mass brawl using the white weapon," Sorour Al-Maasim said.
The white weapon, what?
irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/teenagers-fight-poppintree-park-dublin-22231660
>"It's terrible, they were running up all of our stairs with weapons"
>Up to a hundred kids can be seen scuffling in the park while shocked residents looked on in horror nearby.

THIS FUCKING TIMELINE OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT

US +43,288

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One where silly risks are everywhere...
Applied to it before corona and a position opened up finally. And property taxes are getting insane here, seems to get raised every year anymore. AND I can't say no because I know the guy really well....

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>1 in every 200 people
now imagine you roll the dice with every human you pass, every surface you touch, every breath you take, DO YOU LIKE ROLLING THE DICE user

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Just get drunk and rant about the Jews, and I guarantee you won't get the job.

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>TODAY'S LATEST TOTALS
▶ 43,371 new cases and 582 new deaths in the United States

stop shilling sleep, I'm onto your tricks, nobody's been more happy sleeping than napping

because she needs for YOU to carry her around

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Does drowned mean dead?
From the context it is light, like they saved them?

Well this brings back memories.

Texas and Florida just closed all bars and lowered resturant capacities. 2 days ago they claimed “no pause on reopening”. The kikes literally beat them into submission. Mandatory mask orders popping up in places that don’t even have registered cases. The kikes will force a 2nd lockdown and only white people will be forced by badge niggers to follow it. America is never coming back from ((Coronavirus)).

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nice blogpost, stupid cunt.
kys yourself self

Are americans the most cucked people on earth? A pandemic is raging across the globe but gotta get back to work

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Don't forget rolling the dice everytime you get in traffic, I'm actually having a blast nowadays because it feels like I'm playing Russian roulette everytime.

the dream

yes absolutely...
>people
nevermind
yanks will never be people

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Yeah I have to move my rear end and start applying again cos im on unemployment till november (it is based on time worked and I was 2 months away from 11 years which would have made it 12 months of unemployment instead of the current 8) but looking at what retarded postings I find for my field (enterprise IT - server admin) im a bit worried...

Where the fuck is the good guy general.
Jannies are allowing breads about a fake virus to stay up, but they are deleting political movement breads? What the fuck.

Yes, it means the water won.
>like they saved them?
I mean sure, I'd consider it a mercy killing by water.

One in 200 is pretty good odds do you really think you have the worst immune system out of 200 random people you’re probably competing with 90-year-olds and people with cancer

you dumb nigger. wear a fucking mask for your own protection. i wear a seatbelt so i don't die in a wreck. i wear sunscreen so i don't get sunburnt. stop being a faggot and admit you were wrong.

My friend says because they are forcing him back to work he is going to infect the entire workplace....lol

>joking, I have no friends

>fake virus

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Q predicted this

Argie, are you ok?

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You're just an angry person, huh?? What's wrong??

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Jannis love /cvg/. Don’t kno why.

upgrade

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based

Imagine thinking not wanting the coof is Jewish