While today was a day of relief and escapism for the wagie, today was just a normal day for us. How are you NEET bros doing this fine evening?
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Pretty comfy, played pso2 for 12 hours and now I'm laying down with my kitty. Might coom later.
Shitposting. Have my strong legal weed. Have a beer in hand. On my new laptop about to SIMP for my favorite twitch streamer e thots. All paid for with NEETBUX.
On subject with NEETism, was Socrates the first NEET?
>tfw Catholic NEET
>got up in the morning and prayed the Rosary
>ate breakfast
>studied St Thomas Acquinas
>went to the gym
>grabbed some McDonalds and dabbed on Protestant wagies and their “work ethic” shit
>played DOOM eternal and EUIV the entire afternoon, successfully conquered the rest of southern Italy for the papal state
>ate dinner and said more prayers
>smoked an Ave Maria cigar outside
Unironically yes
>lived off wagies money
>trolled and pissed off wagies (citizens of Athens in this case)
>made the jannies (Athenian government) so much they had to get rid of him
im a retired neet; feels good bros
I've been neet for ten years man. Actually life is amazing. No stress or worries at all. Just chilling out always
It's a good feeling being squared away with bud and drink. A feeling I know more than anything in the world and will never tire of.
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almost as good as being retired? I think not
It's almost 12 o'clock and I still haven't done anything. :(
How do I become a neet? I just wanna draw 12 hours every day, make graphic novels(like metabarons or watchmen), and die.
Pursuit of Carnal pleasure is the lowest form of living. Seek purpose, user
Feeling comfy bros
>worked out
>watched Pewds let’s play
>studied
>chatted with roasties
>getting a milkshake (rare treat as I am a very health conscious user, typically sustaining myself with chicken, oatmeal, and veggies)
>going to apply for jobs tomorrow, I have to put my degree to use
>slightly demoralized, because I feel like the outside world is burning all around me
That’s really sad, bro.
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Mask free indoors for life.
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Hello Brother , Boutta play some sims 4 I torrented all the dlc , Played a sesh of warzone. boutta get high too Cheers Brothers
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I work remote but consider myself a NEET for how little effort I put in for the gibs I get in return
Tell me your secrets, user.
Ordered a bunch of stuff on Amazon and having a florist deliver my grandmother flowers for her 72nd birthday.
Loving all these Federal Unemployment bux but running out of stuff to buy.
>tfw quit my job in january just cuz i didnt wanna work anymore and then corona happened a couple months later and changed the laws around unemployment so that i qualify even though i wasnt fired and i have now been collecting $700 after taxes every single week for the last 3 months while doing nothing but working out and playing banjo all day
Slowly going insane. Starting therapy in a couple weeks though.
Any you guys into NEET breeding? I just got my second kid on SSI this week. My wife's 30 weeks pregnant with our third, could be another paycheck once we get her diagnosed.
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I was a NEET from 2013 to 2016 and it was awful. I had no money for new computer parts/games, no money for weed, no money for food, no money to go out with friends, nothing...I basically spent 3 years playing LoL and WoW while jerking off all day. How do you do it?
sorry to one up you fellow NEET
>go to psych get diagnosed with schizophrenia and ptsd
>apply for disability two years ago
>social security allows you to work for 8-9 months making unlimited wages to see if you can go back to work
>if you don’t work after the trial period it’s as if you didn’t work at all
>get a job at local distribution center for $25/hr
>work non-stop with overtime while still getting my bux
>file for unemployment as soon as coronahoax comes
>receiving $1000 a week pre-tax
>ignored calls from employer to come back to work
>still getting bux
thank god for the goldman sachs jews running this country
Tfw I have to work 4 months a year to sustain my NEET lifestyle. What do, bros?