Reduce your chance of getting COVID-19 by 5X

Hey, did you know the FDA just approved a medical device that reduces your chance of getting COVID-19 by 5X?

It’s trade name is called Wearamaskasshole. Side effects include mild inconvenience, possible victim complex, fear of people thinking you are a sheep, being ostracized by your anti-vax pandemic bros, and the power to stop your own asymptomatic transmission as this country stubbornly dives right on into that second wave.

Check with your doctor, or really anyone, to see if Wearamaskasshole is right for you.

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Man you normies are really triggered by not wearing a mask lol
If your scared of germs stay indoors faggot

I feel sorry for your family. Not you though, you are just a stupid twat that thinks you know everything

Why are you changing flags?

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To fuck you up

cause they think its fun and havent been shamed for it,

theyre also spaming
excuse me, he/it/she is also spamming

Can’t, I have breathing problems when I wear a mask

Wait, then how do you explain this?

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Tell you grandmother that when she is strapped into a ventilator. Oh wait ..you can't she will have to die alone. All because you were too much of a pussy to wear a mask

>leftypol/ muh mask posting
Not wearing one, faggot, it’s just a flu, already had it, so fucking kill yourself maskfags.

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>already had it
ask me how I know you are lying

He doesn't care about the American public just the people that are in his community. Exactly the kind of selfishness you should expect from niggers.

And how, exactly, is that supposed to fuck anybody up?

dunno, but it's obviously triggering you

go away

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The left cant meme holy shit

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>The left cant meme
you need another meme, that one has holes in it

The people refusing to wear masks will be dragged through the streets for prolonging this pandemic

We don’t think you have an irrational fear. We know you’re lying through your teeth and using peer pressure to control our behavior while simultaneously encouraging your side to chimp out

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Did you know that you can reduce the rate of transmission by killing yourself. Also if you convince your brainwashed faggot coworkers, friends, and family to do the same you can further reduce the rate of transmission. Hop to it faggot

Havent worn a mask this whole fucking time. Totally fine. If I die from the coof then deus vult.

>left
shut the fuck up nigger

There's no covid though. You should already be one leg in a grave for covid to do something. Over 99% don't even have symptoms.

Have fun having no immune system because you spent a year wearing a mask that prevents helpful microbes from entering your body. You are being fucking played.

Masks don't work, remember?

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Japanese start-up creates 'connected' face mask for coronavirus new normal
straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/japanese-startup-creates-connected-face-mask-for-coronavirus-new-normal

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faggot, covid 19 is just the flu rebranded so they can sell poisonous vaccines, they murdered old people to pad their statistics and testing is being used to drum up drama
Now fuck off and go suck some more corporate cock

Look at it this way.

If everyone is running around naked and some bloke pisses on you, you get wet. If you are wearing pants you still get wet. Not as much but still wet. But if he is wearing pants all the piss goes down his leg and none at all on you.

The same logic applies to masks. Your mask isn't to protect you, it is to protect everybody else. Their masks protect you. People in Asia have been wearing masks for years, every time they catch a cold or flu, to protect their colleagues and family.

See Hong Kong for example, a cramped city of 7 million people right next door to China. No lockdowns, 1100 cases and 7 deaths.

Enjoy your ventilators.

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But you didn't believe in retarded conspiracy theories because you are smart, right?

you don't even make sense spastic