"Did you go to church today, user?"

Yes

I went to the church in my mind. Does that count?

Yes. I also prayed my five sons have a prosperous future ahead of them, lets go eat dinner now.

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No the churches near me are all closed for Covid.
The mosques aren't, however. Theyre supposed to be but I was in town on Friday and I saw the usual hordes of muslims in their ninja suits.

Eww why did you suck off a nigger man?

Only on sundays i pray at home most of the times

No, I'm not a cuckold.

Why did you do it?

I worked out at my home gym and perfected the temple that is myself. Get fucked, kike-on-a-stick.

Christchan is a hypocrite

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No.
s-sorry senpai 〜(>

Checked nigger faggot.

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...no and I feel guilty now.
>Christian brainwashing really works

Why did you take that black snake in your mouth, faggot?

b-but you can feel the warm of your brother and sister (──)

No. Fuck the fucking church.
The church is utterly cucked in Germany. The protestant as well as the catholic.
Last time I went there was on Christmas out of respect for my parents. The fucking childfucker of a priest told us how we Germans have the duty to integrate us to the culture of the migrants, and he encouraged us to not only stick to Christianity but also look into Islam. Would I live in a remotely sane society we would have burned that guy immediately. And all the brainless old morons in the stupid village are just listening and feel good about themselves.
Burn the whole fucking village I always hated that place. Burn the whole fucking world.

The closest open church would be in Russia.

Yes, went to my southern conservative church with family

Yes I did.

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Yes, online "church", if that counts (physical mass gatherings are still banned here)
The preaching was terrible. The message was basically "Pray to God for what you want in life and follow your dreams!" Also, most of the sermon was basically the pastor promoting the church and what it has planned (and why you should give money).
I need to find a new church, but all churches seem equally bad here.

I went on Church land, does that count?

>"Did you go to church today, user?"
yes

Yes, i feel bad for the fedoras here, they'll never get spiritual enlightenment

Do Americans really go to church every Sunday as they do in the Simpsons? Here are only three occasions when you go to church: when you turn 15 and get paid to go to church, when you get married, and when you die. And even then most people skip the last two.

I work Sundays. I love Jesus and believe His word, but listening to a nagging woman isn't going to put bread on the table. Lord knows I'm not going through that again.

So tru, my church always talks about confortable stupid subjects. I hope i can find a better church soon. Good luck on your quest as well user.

Most American families go to church every weekend.

All the best to you too, user

NO

Posting on Zig Forums on sunday violates the sabbath. You’re sinning

It's illegal to go to church right now