*ting ting ting* Gentlemen! I have an announcement to make this fine evening. Please mingle amongst yourselves while we wait for the rest of the guests to arrive!
*clears throat*
Julian Hill
Anthony Wright
Here and waiting Sir!!!
Ian Brown
user, good to see you old chap! There’s complementary tendies and G Fuel by the grand piano, please help yourself.
Leo Parker
Fine establishment you have here!
David Allen
Do go ahead user. You have the floor. I’m listening intently.
Isaiah Wilson
Guys, I’d like to propose a hypothesis. I believe these constant slide threads are partially posted by retarded shills, but I believe a large majority of them are posted by organizations that want to disrupt any investigation on Zig Forums
Think about it. Go all the way back to HWNDU. Remember the days when there were regular investigation threads? Anti-human trafficking threads? I sure do
I’m sure you can tell that things have changed. Though many will nihilistically claim Zig Forums was always shitty, it’s undeniable to claim there wasn’t a sharp increase in slide threads after Epstein’s death.
I believe Epstein was the golden ticket for Zig Forums, a chance to redpill the world on how corrupt the “elites” are. To stop any possibility of actual social media efforts, the board has been flooded with nonstop discourse. Not just any discourse, but meaningless discourse
Reducing all conversations to meaningless babble
This is why this board is worse than reddit
Hunter Gutierrez
Thank you for the compliment my good sir and thank you ever so much for the digits!
Ryder Parker
I am all ears.
Jackson Miller
I wait the bated breath!
Julian Ward
Please please this is a civilised affair. Settle down.
Evan Morris
I'm all ears, Sir user.
Liam Ward
I wanna hear fren
I wil rul ur statmen based if based
Blake Parker
This had better be good, sir. I have work to do.
Landon White
I'll just have a seat. I'm interested in your thoughts good sir
Levi Jackson
We eagerly await your announcement
Robert Foster
Am I too late, dearest OP? My apologies for intruding. Let me find my seat so you may continue.
David Williams
Yes, yes i do say I am looking forward to Anons statement.
Joshua Flores
Security please escort this impersonating gentlemen from the premises.
Wyatt Howard
Apologies gentlemen that one must have slipped through security please remain calm whilst I escort him from the premises.
Jack Hernandez
Ahem, not to bother anyone... But would anyone of you care to listen to my joke before the rest of the guest arrives? You don't have to if you don't have time, but I can tell one if you'd like. No worries if you don't want to though
Robert Miller
Reporting
Eli Howard
Is everyone here? Excellent now I shall begin. FUCK JANNI-... *BANG* *femanons scream whilst based frog posters take cover under their tables*
*OP collapses to the floor after being banned in the head by a Janitorial assassin*
Bentley Wood
Good day to be alive, chaps.
Hudson Robinson
where are the fucking jannies when you need them
Logan Ward
Unhand me you filthy swine! I'll be damned if i don't hear OP's announcement without my own ears
Samuel Thompson
Sure, go right ahead.
Brody Fisher
I want my money back.
Xavier Cox
I’ll listen user. Go ahead tell your joke.
Christian Gutierrez
what a shitty announcement, hope you get permabanned you pathetic failure
Nathaniel Kelly
I welcome a little entertainment while we wait. Please let us hear it, good sir.
Joseph Wright
Dear god not user!! i must leave. You will be missed dear user! *slips out the backdoor*
Ryder Nelson
Wait your turn faggot
Christian Morris
shut the literal fuck up
Zachary Sanders
Jace King
what goes "clip clop, clip clop,clip clop,clip clop,clip clop,clip clop....BANG!....clip clop,clip clop,clip clop,clip clop,clip clop,clip clop,clip clop,clip clop,clip clop,"?
an Amish drive by shooting
Landon Morris
Slide thread
Gavin Hernandez
Henry Hill
Oh well, the situation has gotten a bit too intense. It is time for me to leave then, it's dangerous in here.
Cameron Hill
Boooo get of the stage. What a terrible joke. *audible grumbling.
Lucas Brown
Wait you haven’t heard anons dying words yet
FUCK TWICH THOTS
FUCK ONLYFANS THOTS
FUCK PORN
FUCK INSTAGRAM HOES
FUCK DEGENERACY
FUCK SHITTY MUSIC AND FUCK JANNIESSSSSS
Anthony Thompson
B A S E D
A
S
E
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Jonathan Young
what is The Great American Dream?
a Nigger swimming back to Africa hold an Jew under each arm
Julian Perry
Why can't the Irish do ANYTHING right?
Daniel Howard
Kevin Anderson
that just made it worse. i hear reddit is taking refugees, please go back there and leave this fucking board forever
Charles Cruz
Excuse me gentlemen since you are all men of high intellect I would like to ask you do any of you remember a quote that goes something like "convervatism tries to preserve while fascism/national socialism attacks" I have been dying to find it again but just can't.
Ryan Turner
Matthew Gray
I recon we’re genetically predisposed to ADHD.