Why are Americans so obsessed with their yards?

Yeah I liked it too. I just don't get why waste so much time and money on a yard. Don't Americans use the back yard for chilling though?
I don't understand.

Eh, is your lawn full of flowering wildflowers (senior citisens call them weeds)? If that's the case then disregard boomer bullshit like HOAs and neighbours trying to police your own property. Extremely manicured lawns with nothing but short grass is a large part of the reason why bees are dying off in droves. Fuck what other people think about your lawn, mines full of clovers and bees and I like it that way. A true white man doesn't destroy his habitat to satisfy post-modern ideals of "keeping up with the joneses", a purely consumerist mentality at its very core.

I don't own any status.

very appropriate typo; absolute pottery.

I like a healthy and well kept environment for all the birds to enjoy so that I can enjoy watching them

>A true white man doesn't destroy his habitat to satisfy post-modern ideals of "keeping up with the joneses", a purely consumerist mentality at its very core.
Based.

It's just conspicuous consumerism. "We're wealthy enough to have this land not be used for anything other than show. We rich now".

Blacks have shoes
Whites have lawns.

my friend replaced his with permaculture gardening vegetables.

Try it user, good way to get antioxidants into your diet

i don't know but i wish people would chill out with them. i miss natural yards. they almost completely killed off clovers.

the American lawn concept is admittedly stale. English gardens are nice. we're building garden beds over our lawn

gardens are not a replacement for lawns, lawns did not replace gardens, they replaced bark, rock, and decomposed granite paths.

Lawns are meant to be the stage which gardens, trees and ornamentals gather round

You obviously never walked through some cool Kentucky bluegrass barefoot in a hot summers day, or smelled that smell o freedom of 2 cycle gas and grass clippings. Sucks for you.

>be in Kentucky
>walk outside
>niggers immediately within sight

I heard a idea that stuck with me once. It's that everyone is a farmer at heart. And the on!y way to scratch that itch you never knew you had, was to take care of your lawn.
I know.
>Just plant a garden faggot
I agree, but it still stuck with me.

60-70 years ago the wife would have a flower garden in the yard. Now basic bitches just want to maintain succulents indoors because they're low effort trash.

Old boomers just want lawn and hedges.

Because what's called a nice yard is a chem infested, work needing, hellhole
Grass isn't meant to be 2 inches
Its meant to be several inches up and past your ankles
Let alone that before the boomers, a good yard was full of plants, and people weren't weeding, they were grassing so you could get your table greens fresh

Going outside without shoes is degenerate.

>still falling for the shoe jew
pathetic

>work needing, hellhole

Spotted the shiftless zoomer.

That's an interesting theory

>just keep spreading fertilizer
>make sure to decapitate it short
>got t o keep the fungus away
>weeds too
Maybe if you knew how to actually grow plants instead of trying to stroke your smooth dirt, you'd have an apreciation
THere's a reason pastures arent mowed, and it aint cause we dont care about looks

OP can we at least SEE the video, can you do me that kindness? I need to know which shape

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The same reason women like to wear makeup.

The best shapes are square and star

Americans want to chill in a nice place.

Faggot

i happen to agree that current yard culture is a disgrace but you're being outright dishonest. people didn't cut their lawns and maintain a lawn just for property value and looks. they did it for the very real reason of wanting to keep vermin and bugs out of the house. living at the forest fence and having the only thing between that line and your house be tall, healthy grass with a thriving ecosystem is a recipe for bugs, mice, fox, and birds. This isn't just a problem for stuff living right on your house, either; that type of environment is an open invitation for voles and moles to dig up your electrical work and fuck up any number of things, and of course that will happen at 5am july 4th, with 90 degree weather and 90% humidity.

the point im making is that there are sincere reasons for maintaining a conventional lawn, not just for looks or culture.

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I DIDNT MEAN WATCH IT FOR ME AND SPOIL THE ENDING

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Based and whitepilled

Not worth watching. Do you even have yards in Bhutan?