Gday lads, It is with great regret that I inform you of the loss of any and all of your relatives from the state of Victoria, at 7:51am this morning, Prime Minister Scott Morrison gave the directive to Nuke Melbourne. It was a spectacular event witnessed by the bordering states, the death rate was 100% and we are pleased to announce that there are now no longer any active cases of COVID-19 in Australia, and as a result we will be lifting all social distancing restrictions, but we will remain to keep our international borders closed indefinitely.
I quit drinking a couple years ago. Save more money
Colton Phillips
Water
Christian Bennett
One wog cunt with a pocket .32 changed the couse of world history. >one fuckwit got semis banned and fucked Straya full of Chinks and Muzzos >another fuckwit got semis banned and fucked EnZed full of Chinks and Muzzos If you're not shooting an Arch-Duke or higher, you dont deserve any praise at all.
He did it and I didn't. Not gonna get me to disown Tarrant that easy officer.
Jackson Clark
>one It was an OP with at least multiple shooters. Howard never investigated it since he wanted guns gone even if it meant condemning an innocent retard.
Robert Kelly
was on the brisssy highway in the morning, holy fuck i have never seen so much caravans and traffic at 10am coming in to qld, it was gridlock
Pretty comfy, sitting on the couch and was watching a movie and sipping on a shitty cocktail I made from crap left in the cupboard. >inb4 shills come out to take advantage of my drunkenness
Gabriel Johnson
You faggots bought your axes from Bunnings, yet?
Gabriel Robinson
What the fuck, have you cunts actually been out living lives or something.
Angel Long
Not a bad idea.
Hudson Morgan
Breaking: Victoria Government has just disbanded the contact tracing team of this American Virus. “It’s no longer necessary”, Chairman Dan says, from the exponentially increased new cases every resident in Melbourne metropolitan area is now categorised as close contact of a confirmed case, hence unnecessary to trace the contact.
fark i could smash some kfc right now but can't afford the fine
Ethan Morris
That's because you endorse niggers.
Parker Scott
>tfw boomers will let cars rust out instead of letting the younger generation drive them like they were meant to fuck boomers and fuck you for letting that behaviour happen
Nolan Rogers
you can go get food ya nigger tier retard. If a cop pulls you up tell the cunt to make you dinner though and is he's all like no say why not cunt? should you not wine and dine me before you fuck me?
