Cooming is healthy, prove me wrong

cooming is healthy, prove me wrong

nofap is for incels who believe it'll magically make them attractive
nofap is for neets who believe it'll magically make them successful
nofap is for mgtows who believe it'll magically make them asexual/sexually non-needing
nofap is for degenerates who believe it'll magically make them sane

fapping is totally normal and healthy, especially if you aren't in a relationship
nofap is like veganism, it's extremism

vegans can't stop talking about meat. nofappers can't stop talking about fapping/porn.

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wtf does this have to do with politics

>politics
there is no politics board on Zig Forums

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>bix nood muffuga
>mup da doo dibba
>cooming is gooooooooooooooooood
I think you just proved yourself wrong there bucko

>>bix nood muffuga
>>mup da doo dibba
this is your brain on nofap

I like cooming to tiddies. It's trad af

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cooming is healthy and natural i'm just being a nigger sorry hans

All memes about porn aside, i love seeing incels saying nofap makes them alpha while in school it was the chads who were talking about porn 24/7 and making sex jokes

just in moderation... as everything

its true, fapping is healthy for you.

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Are you actually gay, OP? Why do you want to know men are masturbating?

>nofap is for incels
Yes.

COOM NOW

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More spam posting
On Parler shills like this can be blocked and no captcha spam also
Fuck this site and fuck the mods

>Are you actually gay
somehow i read that in a gay voice, because only a gay would ask such a question

You’re German, you’re probably a gay tranny

I haven't seen a tranny in my entire life. Probably a Canadian projection.

Muhammad Ali, Manny Pacquaio, Mike Tyson, Jesus, Davinci

All practiced semen retention.

how do you know? did you google "does mike tyson jerk off his bbc?"

>nofap
Imagine letting an user convince you to stop shooting ropes.

cooming is healty porn is not

He says so in Joe rogan podcast

told ya, nofappers can't stop talking about fapping. they even talk about it in public in front of the eyes of millions of people.
it's like vegans who want everybody to know that they don't eat meat.

If you keep that shit up, you'll grow hair on your palms and go blind.

He briefly mentioned it on the podcast regarding his healthy lifestyle.

Question is why are you telling men to coom? You wanna weaken them, you shill. Shoo, shoo, shill scum.

>fapping is totally normal and healthy, especially if you aren't in a relationship
I have sex with my gf after-work then fap in the evening no prob. I've been coooooming at least twice a day for more than a decade now

I honestly can't see what benefits you'd have from semen retention

Only when you restrain from the habit will you see how bad it was.

You, sat in front of a screen with the illusion of virtual women

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im a serial NO-FAPPER now and iven ever felt better, stop cooming

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>habit
you probably think eating and breathing is a habit too

Those guys would do that so they're jacked up with pent up rage to destroy their opponent in one single 30 minute bout. Afterwards Mike would go on orgies with dozens of girls which was his default lifestyle.

Plus many boxers, athletes claim the contray, they'll have loads of sec before the match quarantine so they're solely focused on their performance.

imagine if everytime you visited Zig Forums, you'd visit pornhub instead
how much of a happier live you would have

Fapping to virtual women is definitely a habit. A bad one at that.

Retain.

OP have you ever even tried having sex?
I'll tell you my story...
I was into hardcore cooming for about 15 years, starting at age 9. At age 20 I had my first sexual experience and you can't believe how hard it was for me to even get hard, I felt like I was 60 years old, I still got hard but I couldn't COOM to save my life and she got sore after 2 hours, I lost interest and moved on.
The same repeated with 4-5 women over the next few years, which caused me great shame.
Finally, I got into a relationship with a wonderful woman who understood my problem at the beginning of this year. However, it took me about 3-4 months of frustration to really enjoy sex with her, I'm finally doing better.

Pic related, that's how a porn addict has sex, being all sweaty and completely missing the point of intimacy.

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>Fapping to virtual women is definitely a habit.
And sexuality and gender is a social construct, right?

How so? I'm in a steady relationship, work, have my own place, car, social circle, etc. What would I gain if I stopped rubbing one out to thicc asians or pale slavic girls?

It's kinda funny that your whole post is about you, but you think others are like you too.
Maybe you should stop projecting your own behaviour onto others.

Because sperm makes you manlier and deadlier on combat.

So what does that attest to the power of retention.

I can easily spot men who habitually coom. They are weak, anxious, effeminate.

When I see a fellow chad in hus retention journeys I cant help but admire and respect him, he whos on the good path.

Do you want to be like the 99% Cumming to porn, to your hand, weakened, drained, limp dicked and literally have coom brains (low grey matter)? Watch porn and fap.

The 1% of us know the benefits of retention.

Theres no gender only biological sex

The traditional Chinese wisdom is correct. Ejaculation isn't bad per se, but it must be done in moderation whether alone or with a woman.

Younger men can ejaculate more times and more frequently than older men without feeling exhausted. The same for healthy men over weaker or sick men.

Im not gonna preach to you. Im simply telling you you get stronger with Semen Retention.

But look up Coolidge effect.

>which caused me great shame.
After I broke up with the girl I first had sex, I heard from a mutual friend she was telling her friends how I could last for hours and how it's the only thing she missed about me. Never felt more proud in my life.

The post was about me and many here are like me.
You are just proving my point.

>it's the only thing she missed about me. Never felt more proud in my life.
your life must be a living nightmare

But to what end? A quick jerk and a small dopamine hit? That's fucking lame. Seriously, just go on Chatroullette and watch the thousands of losers on there trying to jerk off. You'll realize how pathetic it really is. Besides.. there is plenty to be mad about in this world and your anger is the only way that thing is going to get fixed. Anger and pain are worth striving for. Porn = drugs = pacified loser.

>and many here are like me.
wrong

I can see why you wrongly think nofaf seems silly. If I was like you guys and did bad with women and had no other hobby or goals in life except rubbing my private parts, I bet the concepts of self-dicipline, bettering ones own self and having hobby's would probably seem silly and sour grapes. But it's very infantile view on sex and how the world works in general. Thanks for the rant post though. It will be screenshoted for my collection. I show people posts like yours when they ask why there are so many sex offenders in the world, shows them the types of sexually obsessive jack-off types such as yourself who will, in 20 yrs be saying, "Molesting children is healthy, prove me wrong"
You KNOW it's true, even though right now you will deny it.
Touch my kids and see how quickly you vanish from Earth never to be found. I won't run to your zog pig buddies. You'll simply never be saw again.

Weird thing to take pride in.

I believe it is healthy in moderation. Too much of anything is bad.

Water, ya drown.
Air, ya suffocate.
Food, ya die from heart disease/diabetes/herniation.

Test after a fap drops after a fap, but on the 7th day spikes to over 40% normal levels and normalizes on the 8th day. In my humble opinion. Fapping once a week is healthy as you'll always be in above average testosterone. And like how someone juicing in the gym stops producing testosterone himself, fapping on the 7th day probably eliminates whatever mechanism that causes the sharp decline of test on the 8th day since you artificially induce it yourself. Ultimately, your new low starts off higher than your previous low since the fap was done on the test spike, increasing your test natty.

Get a jöb and pay your taxes.