90% of midgets in Italy get leg lengthening surgery

>90% of midgets in Italy get leg lengthening surgery
>This adds 8 inches of height
>All who were asked said getting the surgery was the best thing they ever did

Why don't shortcels in the US just get leg lengthening surgery?

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Wouldn't you look goofy as fuck because the rest of your body would still have manlet tier proportions

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can I do this to my dick? asking for a friend

I wanna fuck a midget

No amount of surgery is going to fix genetics

wow you can hardly see the scars

>t. dyel
You'll never lift heavy weights again. Don't even think most people can run on those legs either.

5'6 to 6'2 incoming. Seethe harder 5'11 manlets.

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Midget proportions are fucked anyway, longer legs wont ruin a thing

I wudnt mind adding about 4 inches to height. I wudnt be a man let according to the official manlet size charts any more and maybe I'd finally get some sweet sweet tang. Only joking I'm ugly as fuck.

Being tall is much better than lifting. By being tall alone you will get women, won't even have to lift a finger.

Most girls would rather date an obese tall man than fit manlet.

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Do you have a photo of a lengthened midget? Do the arms still look small? This is interesting

Italian t-Rex

>Being bedridden for 6 months just to add 6-8 cms
Lmao no

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There are different types of midgets.

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Do you reckon they can run very fast?

Your friend wants to do this to YOUR dick?
Also, checkin the Gretzky digis

damn. impressive what white people can achive

She looks like a tall midget.

There is a face that dwarf women always seem to have.
I never notice it with men, but basically every dwarf woman has the same face.

Not too shabby.

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is that real?

This pasta was so good he actually lost his shit over it. Fun times.

Warwick Davis is awesome though, what the hell. What kind of monster would kill him

>implying midgets can actually run
look at this girl. A brisk walk with those leg extensions would outpace a run without them.

MODS. This shit isn't political. Send it to /bant/ or Zig Forums

Is that you?

Yes

You can, but there's a very good chance you'll never get hard again. Plus, that one jew died from the surgery.

too dangerous

Being tall is not really European, most of our ancient rulers and great men were around 168 to 180 (5"6 - 6"11)
I am 184 and it's probably because of our alimentation, back then we didn't have as many aliments as we have today

Anyone ever fantasize about fucking midgets. It's always something I've wanted to do.

This is true but if you are a midget you aren't going to be tall, just of average height.

Also I have been on lookism for a few years and no one seems to bring this up. Maybe for midgets the LL can be up to 8 inches, but for most people it was about 4.

So considering that all men below 5'7 are incel (unable to get laid no matter what they do), this surgery will only benefit those in the 5'3 - 5'7 range. Anyone taller than 5'8 is better being non-crippled than being tall but disabled.

Another factor is the cost, how much does this costs for dwarves? Most manlets in incel forums can't even get proper doctors and need to go to india or china to do LL

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Except midgets have all sorts of midget features and then there's the scaring like your pic shows. With that procedure they fixed their height, they didn't fix their midget problem.

That’s actually amazing.

Humans are good guys.

I'm a manlet and have had women taller than me give me their numbers unsolicited

Nigga, it doesn't make the rest of your body proportional to the increased height. You literally look like a guy wearing lifts, except your not wearing shoes, and people can instantly tell your legs are way longer the rest of your body. That's not mentioning the costly surgery, not just in financial terms, but in terms of recovery time, and health concerns as well. Say goodbye to at least months of your life just trying to learn to walk again. Also, lengthening those bones have their cost. You can't dead lift or put any kind of weight on your body that might strain this adjusted height.

>t. someone who had to watch his cousin go through this painful surgery, because one leg of his was literally shorter than the other. And it still causes him complications after all these years and tells me constantly that it was barely worth it, because he still feels like he's crippled.

Yeah but they are still retarded

>Cretionous dwarf

I see it with midgets and down syndrome. It's like they are all twins. Look at the forehead though, I bet her brains are fucking huge, maybe the future is big brained little people who can manipulate things with their minds.

It's recent, yeah.
also, just some corrections 5'6- 5'11, feet are denoted by ' and inches by " .
>alimentation
would we just say diet.
>aliments
in this case we didn't have as good nutrition or perhaps enough to eat.

Actually there were no issues with patients post surgery, its the same process as healing a fracture and fucked proportions depends on your initial ones, but the part about excruciating pain for months is true

A bit of arm lengthening and she'd look like a regular short woman.

No, because the vast majority of the difference in height is attributable to the legs alone.

Is she suppose to be normal looking now?

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Not sure if they can run, they can drive cars normally tho.

You'd be surprised. In shorts bursts midgets are fast like alligators.

Middle was best, what a waste of a shortstack

Shorties are subhuman. Midgets need to go die in a hole somewhere.

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>tfw science literally labeled you a cretin
why even live

She’s a dwarf, not a midget.

I'd rather have thick muscly legs, my calves are like tree trunks, strangers always ask me if I'm a wrestler or some shit. I'd take muscly legs over tall chicken legs any day.

>Women getting LL

Dwarf women can literally fuck 6'3 top chads. Men have no standards and some of them prefer short women.

It's completely useless.

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For normal sized people, this is true. Midgets are incredibly bowlegged though and their legs provide disproportionately less height than a typical person.

>Do you have a photo of a lengthened midget?

>Why yes I do
I am blessed to witness such retardation

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>be an even six feet
>see thread
>see midgets with mad height gains
>Imagine yourself 4 inches taller

You're giving me ideas pol, fantastical ideas.

Because I'm a 5'7" manlet with an amazon fetish. I get off on being shorter than the girls I'm around. I want to be their little boy toy plaything.

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Sure bud

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>Is that you?

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those scars look nasty as shit

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>5'6 - 6'11
>6'11
God damn nephilim's

Oh, I had no clue, thanks kek.
>in this case we didn't have as good nutrition or perhaps enough to eat.
Yes, war was always present in Europe, many generations went through famine during the wars.

The surgery doesn't lengthen the thighs, resulting in weird proportion/still stubby thighs.

IDK what it is but I'm 6ft1 and sometimes clothes don't fit me... Like I gotta wear xxxl and it's kinda annoying. Anyway I never wanted to be taller but I always wanted to be shorter is this weird?

LMAO i remember that picture , what the fuck was that lad thinking all that pain and misery just for a tiny bit of height , fucking christ

This just makes sense to do

Why bother 5’11”-6’2” is the optimal male height range. Take the average height pill, anything more and you get too much taller than women and it becomes only good for intimidating other guys

Obese tall guy here, I constantly fuck out of my league

I know a 5'5 guy that has 4 kids with 3 women and has had plenty of sex otherwise. Granted, they're either ugly or hot and mentally ill idiots, but it counts.

I'm a manlet too, as I grow older I'm appreciating it more. There are tall women out there who will date a manlet, perhaps it's a fetish or something. I dated a tall sexy blonde and when I carried her on my back her legs would drag on the ground. My height was no issue at all, all my tall fag friends were jealous.

hold on, are we like midget central? How come there's a statistic for that here.
Kek

Jesus Christ imagine the pain.

At least as a midget she would be able to get guys curious about midget sex. Now she looks like a tall midget with weird proportions and that odd midget pig face.

Cretin is originally a disease , it was used as an insult after that.