I'm working on an sugarless energy drink that doesn't taste like shit...

I'm working on an sugarless energy drink that doesn't taste like shit. Why there are so few independent inventors recently? Patent system rapes anyone who isn't Chinese?

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>Chia Seed
Are you fucking retarded?
It's a rare seed that costs top dollar to import + it has the "bio retard" tax on top.

Don't call me names Fren. How would I know what you pay for chia seeds? It's funny considering how cheap your buckwheat is and it's the opposite in leaf land. You could always sprout some buckwheat groats and run it threw the blender.

>sugarless energy drink

>Black Coffee
>Black tea
>ground Chia seeds
>Cocaine

>I'm working on an sugarless energy drink that doesn't taste like shit.
You mean coffee?

why the fuck should i put the effort into invention when even if i make something, it'll be taxed and regulated to death? so i can say i helped the society that hates me?

fuck off. you do you but it's a shit system

I'll take 2 cases please.

we can literally buy 1lb bags for 5 bucks. Go read "Born to Run" chia seed paste is exactly what they ate before and during their ultra marathons.
Also
>doesnt taste like shit
>starting with overpowered citrus like EVERYONE ELSE
ISHYGDDT

sugarless candy
alcohol free beer
meatless hamburger
dickless men
etc

then why the fuck you live

Did you just time travel here from 2005?
What makes you think the world needs another energy drink?
Stop watching Shark Tank, you fucking Pollack.

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We need new taste in water that won't make you fat!

Unless you're putting meth in the drink you're not doing anything new.

Take your meds!

Just suck cock mate, it always gives free energy if you suck it right.

See:

Ummm have you tried zero sugar Rockstar???
sweety....

Zig Forums what the fuck happens if you drink black tea all day every day?

Asking for a friend.

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>I'm working on an sugarless energy drink
coffee, black coffee

how are you going to provide and energy drink without sugar.

sugar, or rather glucose, is digestible energy in its simplest form.

You pee a lot

>caffeine

Well drinking caffeine more than 3 or 4 times a day can have pretty bad consequences. Black tea has about half as much caffeine as a coffee.
So unless you are having 10+ cups of tea per day you SHOULD not die.

You will also feel significantly healthier after a few weeks.

You ever drink a black espresso OP?

you die

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One splenda

Protip : eating over 20g of turneric in one sitting will give you a great erection.

you are stupid p0lock, deal with it faggot

No, I don't harm my body like that. I try avoiding coffee and tea altogether. They are drugs.

>Well drinking caffeine more than 3 or 4 times a day can have pretty bad consequences.
Like what? Elaborate. I am a caffeine addict hard core. I drink like two pots (large French press) of coffee per day.

I guess 6+ standard cups of coffee per day.

>powdered kvas
What the fuck is wrong with Poles?

Bro don’t be dumb sugarless alternatives fuck with your hormones and make you fatter you dumbfuck read chemistry studies before mixing bullshit and think you’re a competent entrepreneur. Organic is the way to go and you won’t beat Rockstar’s organic coconut line.

The born to run guy died early of a heart attack caused by his retarded advice why people still site that book is beyond me.

> You SHOULD not die
> You will also feel significantly healthier

Explain.

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you didn't invent anything, faggot. import one of 1000 sugarless energy drinks developed by (real) white people . . .

Have you heard of glycine? Its sweet in taste and makes a great sugar substitute because its a collagen precursor.

caffeine is not a source of energy

>brine pickle water energy drink
What do you think?
Taste the pickle in your mouth.

The LD50 of caffeine in humans is dependent on individual sensitivity, but is estimated to be 150–200 milligrams per kilogram (2.2 lb) of body mass

If it gives you this shits like every other sugar-free then don't bother trying

Stevia is better.

He's still alive

The worst is temporary headaches if you ever need to stop. He probably doesn't know what coffee is besides the whipped cream and sugar they serve at Starbucks

nothing will happen unless you are jittery, if you get to that point you'll just feel like shit. You need a ton before you get to heart failure. Also your liver enzymes will be elevated if you do it regularly so it will balance to a degree and increase your tolerance

Your heart is gonna collapse at 40
The tea is good for you, the caffeine not so much (all things in moderation)
Green tea has all the benefits but it doesnt wake you up so much.

I'm an experienced teafag

Good luck. You'll be paying the supermarket chains and convenience stores to stock it.

Perhaps online is the best way for you. Attend sports events, give out free shit everywhere and then when you are mega online you can tell the supermarkets and stores what the deal is, ot the other way round.

personally caffeine doesnt wake me up at all even if i take lethal dose in tablets

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LD50 of caffeine is 150-200mg per KG.

That means you'd need to drink between 75-100 cups in a day to kill you.

>Real Italian pasta energy drink

Buy seeds plant them and make more. No need to import after you get going. If it is really that expensive you can make money off the tarriff by growing domestic